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(The Columbian)   Tonya Harding About to Be Evicted. Landlord wearing knee-pads   ( divider line
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6256 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 Jan 2002 at 9:08 AM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-01-16 09:18:50 AM  
What a biatch on wheels...or skates....
2002-01-16 09:19:49 AM  
Oh, how far have ye fallen, cursed wench...
2002-01-16 09:25:55 AM  
I guess it's back to the trailor park for her.
2002-01-16 09:26:26 AM  
why would the landlord have the knee pads? not interested enough to find out
2002-01-16 09:28:42 AM  
Living with her manager? I see a promising pron career beginning to blossom.
2002-01-16 09:29:29 AM  
Am I the only one that wants to give it to this little biatch?
2002-01-16 09:32:53 AM  
I'd like to beat her with a hub cap
2002-01-16 09:33:46 AM  
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2002-01-16 09:37:41 AM  
She'll probably have to live in a van down by the river.
2002-01-16 09:40:46 AM  
"Harding's last court appearance was May 18, 2000, when she was sentenced to three days in the Clark County Jail for assaulting her then-boyfriend with a hubcap. "

I sooo wish that she had beat Nancy Kerrigan in the olympics. I know it ain't right and Nancy was the "America's Sweetheart" and everything. But she was SO FUC|<ING boring! Give me the little, trailer trash, firebrand any day!
2002-01-16 09:42:43 AM  
She's heading down the Dana Plato path, for sure.
2002-01-16 09:49:23 AM  
I wouldn't mess with this biatch. We all remembered that last person to not play nice with Tonya.
2002-01-16 09:50:21 AM  
2002-01-16 09:51:32 AM  
If I was the landlord, I'd be handing HER the kneepads...

"I know just how you can make up the rent..."

2002-01-16 09:52:26 AM  
Can't she retire on all that money she made from her honeymoon video?
2002-01-16 09:53:21 AM  
Farking ecru trash.
2002-01-16 09:56:54 AM  
While she may have had dark moments in the past, I think we can all learn something from her determination and anything-goes attitude that sums up what it means to be an American in these trying times. Because of that, I am offering her an apartment in my new building. And she won't need kneepads, as I can tell you, the carpeting there is first rate...very plush.

2002-01-16 10:04:31 AM  
Is circumcision a necessity to fark this biatch? I cannot stand scrutiny, but I did like the honeyman vodeo. Ride that pony baybee.
2002-01-16 10:12:12 AM  
she does seem to be kinda gurl that would do more than ice dancing tricks for the right (ie any) cash. or medals. in fact- awarding medals and other worthless trophies for wive's/ girlfriends' performances could spice up that flagging, sagging marriage or relationship no end.
2002-01-16 10:18:24 AM  
2002-01-16 10:19:10 AM  
Tonya Harding is
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Should I care what she is up to now?
2002-01-16 10:20:09 AM  
TONYA is a wench!
2002-01-16 10:20:54 AM  
That biatch's landlord better watch out for flying hubcaps!
2002-01-16 11:05:37 AM  
about 6 months ago, She was here in Charleston for a Riverdogs Baseball game as a guest star or something like that. Funny thing was, it was Bat Night and people bought the little bats up to her to sign them.
2002-01-16 11:08:24 AM  
Tonya Harding is the queen of white trash. Now that she's about to be kicked out into the street, one can only hope that she has no choice but to turn to a life of porn.
2002-01-16 11:11:29 AM  
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She could move in here
2002-01-16 11:11:55 AM  
(seen on Tonya's rear bumper:

"91% biatch AND 9% ANGEL -- DON'T PUSH IT!"
2002-01-16 11:33:06 AM  
She already has a pron career kinda
Do a search on morpheus and see her first film
supposed to be her wedding night.
2002-01-16 11:48:30 AM  
Ha Ha, check this link
I live here in Portland, she gets shiat from everyone. The link is to a news site here in Portland. They went to her house with a TV camera and she flipped out, cussing them out, saying she's gonna call 911, the video is on the link. Enjoy!
2002-01-16 12:07:05 PM  
Rebbic: My thoughts exactly. Nancy = buck-toothed home-wrecking ice princess. Didn't exactly behave gracefully when she *only* won the silver.

Farking biatch.

At least with Tonya, what you see is what you get.
2002-01-16 12:11:35 PM  
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For Tonya; you're gonna need it.
2002-01-16 12:26:25 PM  
saggy saggy boobies, nasty face. she's not worthy of headlines.
what is Katarina Witt up to lately?
2002-01-16 01:05:41 PM  
"Harding's last court appearance was May 18, 2000, when she was sentenced to three days in the Clark County Jail for assaulting her then-boyfriend with a hubcap. "

Now I know Las Vegas isn't in the ONLY clark county....please... some one tell me this isn't my clark county !! PLEASE !!!! DONT SAY THIS SKANK IS LIVING IN VEGAS !!! *reaching for paper bag*
2002-01-16 01:34:15 PM  
saggy boobies and a nasty face have charms of their own, you should leave home or get around a bit more or something... and anyway, it is her personality that makes her a hottie- far scarier/ uglier than her body... i mean- who the hell can see past it when they see her anyway, it is so protruding and offensive.
2002-01-16 01:51:06 PM  
VegasJ Clark county is Vancouver, WA... across the Columbia from Portland.

Any PDX dweller will tell you that when you're not cool enough to live in Portland, your ass gets kicked to Vancouver, Portland's white-trash step child.Right Drunken?
2002-01-16 02:00:19 PM  
I heard she was still at a trailer park in Camas. Poor girl lost the window opportunity for skating and porno.
2002-01-16 02:36:23 PM  
You can take the girl out of the trailer park but you can never take the trailer park out of the girl
2002-01-16 03:08:57 PM  
Anybody ever heard of the bar "Sewickly's Addition" / ? It's on Hawthorne, I believe, in Portland. She loves that bar. Or so I hear.
2002-01-16 03:34:55 PM  
C saggy boobies and a nasty face have charms of their own, you should leave home or get around a bit more or something...

I don't like saggy/nasty on computer or in real life. proud to say my (real life) fiance is neither saggy nor nasty.

now, back to Katarina Witt.... boobies.
2002-01-16 03:41:33 PM  
Aggrop is fairly right about Vancouver,WA.It's mostly rural(I wouldn't say white trash),but it's where you go if PDX is too much for you.It has all the Washington junk that goes with it(sales tax,no bottle deposit,self serve gas),but on the plus side,you can buy Roman candles and other good fireworks on the 4th over there.
2002-01-16 04:03:22 PM  
looks like she has to fill up the ties on the old house and move back in.
2002-01-16 06:28:42 PM  
Maybe if Tanya would put on the knee pads she could work off another months worth of rent.
2002-01-16 07:47:29 PM  
Hey, I thought she was doin' jes fine financially...'heard that she had invested in the race horse biz with Michael Jackson: she was going to do the handicapping and he was going to ride the 3 year olds.

2002-01-16 09:13:25 PM  
2002-01-16 10:25:51 PM  
Where can I rent a riverfront three bedroom house valued at 365K for 1100 bucks a month? Sheesh.
2002-01-17 01:00:56 AM  
Spuz receptical
2002-01-17 09:08:36 PM  
Amusingly enough, there's a "where are they now?" on her in the latest (print) issue of TIME. I would link it, but I hate the TIME website.
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