Heh...

If you really want your kids to feel like the failures they are, just buy them this Hostess Snack Oven. If they don't get completely upset on their own, just yell at them when they produce their very own hideous mutations of Twinkies and Cupcakes.

I had the Creepy Crawlers Oven, the one that created "edible" gummy "treats". Some how they all ended up tasting like burning... I hope it was the edible kind...

Umm, Creepy Crawlers weren't edible. And the light bulb never cooked them anyway.

that's cute.

seriously though, can you guys get rid of the 'wacky' sunglasses thing? it totally reeks of Seanbaby-esque assclownery, and severely limits your credibility as critics in the deep trenches of pop-culture. as far as being a second-tier humor/"OH shiat, I TOTALLY REMEMBER ECTO COOLER" site goes, take a lesson in subtlety from retrocrush. i understand that you have to develop an identity, but following the path of endless ska bands is utterly pointless.

that said, i mean this as constructive criticism and support you guys as fellow farkers.

oh, and the hacked rom reviews always make this curmudgeon laugh out loud.

your entire nation painfully needs to be weaned off of corn syrup and lard to prevent further mass brain damage

Uh, Moose_Head

Creepy Crawlers were not edible. I really hope that was a joke.

Damn slow website...Jesus.

I gave up waiting for the pics to load.

Slow. So slow. So, so slow. I give up. X-Entertainment is better anyways.

So did X-E ripoff I-M's layout, of vice versa?

/waiting for pictures to load... its like I'm in 1995land.

I remember the gang fights in the Barrio. It was just like this... only we had a "rumble", not an "easybake".

And then the paramedics showed up and ruined the party...

I don't think it's farked but it would seem that way to the average ritalin-eating junkie that lives in farkistan...

But the secret ingredient...is love...dammit!

I-Mockery always craps out when it gets a link on the front page here.

HEY!

I have one of these right over there. It's terrible. :)

The real question is do you need beef suet and sugar to make the "cream filling" or is that only in the real Twinkies?

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You're not being fair to transvestites.

Site is too slow, I give up.

I happen to have some Hostess Cupcakes right now...

/mmmmmm

The backround hurts my eyes and will haunt my dreams

http://www.dreamproductscatalog.com/details.cfm?item=2470

Twinkies and corn dogs! My arteries surrender.

Another problem we noticed before we even began to make our treats was that Hostess farked up big-time with the packaging. They forgot to include the chocolate cupcake mix and instead gave us TWO "Yellow Cake" mixes instead.

Wasn't that the stuff Saddam got from Niger to supposedly make Weapons of Mass Destruction?

Did Hank Blix find any illegal Twinkie factories?

I liked it better when they had the good writer and called it "X-Entertainment."

Christ, this site loads slow. It could be sent faster through the mail. Or on horseback.

With that out of the way...

This just seems off. They are trying to hard. Remember that kid in school that always made shiatassy jokes? And no own laugh except the person who said them? This sort of reminds me of that.

Okay, I'll just leave that site loading and go to work now. Maybe by the time I get home this evening it'll be full up and I'll have a comment. For those who can't wait, I already read the text whilst the first four pictures loaded: things didn't work out too well and the cakes tasted like shiat.

Silly customer! You cannot hurt a Twinkie!

"Creepy Crawlers were not edible."

Well, they didn't *taste* good...

Patently unenjoyable web browsing experience.