So when I burn my tongue on my fries because I can't wait for them to cool down, do I have a cause of action? How have these litigants overlooked the pizza industry? The first slice is ALWAYS too hot! I'm thinking Pizza Hut tonight ...

P.S. I actually am an attorney, so if any of you "have an accident" while dining out tonight in Maine or Massachusetts, give me a call.

Ohhh dear I am lost...

where oh where is everyone?????

farking society leeches. This could easily be fraud, and it's just complete incompetence on the woman's fault.

i'd like to know too, jewels. lemme know if you find anyone.

This is why I never go to McDonalds. I deal with enough idiots in my life already.

Unclejesse:
I will definatly let you know when I find them..
*sigh*
it just ain't the same without the clan!!!!

If I was offered $0.02 I'd accept too. ;)
heh.

Whatever happened w/ that Raspberry Twists lawsuit?

Hi Ya HX :)

I even emailed you to find out where the hell everyone had gotten to...any idea where everyone is????

Raspberry twists...mmmmmmmm

my favorite...

I'm around here somewhere

Would you like me to help find you Ouroborus???

I would gladley do that for you ;)

I am still here Jewels, if that matters
-Rabb

Dammit, there y'all are, and now I have to go. for two hours. errands w/ baby bro. Good to seeya for a sec though

Rabbito:
Off course you matter!!!

everyone matters cause if no-one come here then I would have to ammuse myself and that is no fun...

DAMN HX..just get to see ya and you run off again!!!!

have fun if you must go and leave us all....

LOL

I ain't seen nobody but Ace. He should be here to meet me in 2 hrs.

Jewels: right on, I am in the same boat right now...I hate the late shift!

-Rabb

We're going to try out the forum. I don't think me and my 56k will have the patience, but we're gonna try

MCDONALDS IS HORRIBLE ENOUGH WITHOUT BURNING TITTIES!!!!

Well Rabb it is only 10:30am here in Aussie but I am still bored outta my nut...

Was going on an important mission this morning but that fell through so I just have to fark I guess...

Oh well life could be worse...I could be dead..

Umm then again if I was dead there would be nothing to worry about??

nah its cool..I will just fark around for the day..I am off to the club tonight so that will make up for everything.

MMMM I am ranting again!!!

Seeya.

CAN'T PEOPLE TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR THEIR OWN ACTIONS?!?!

not ranting Jewels, I am bored out of my mind too, I almost got sent to Australia for work, my old man was a couple years ago...I heard it is awesome and the women are beautiful

-Rabb

I don't want a clean house anymore...

If it were dirty at least I would have something to do past 7am...I must remember to tell the boy's to become slobs...

I think that would confuse the fark out of them considering I have rammed down their throats the cleanliness issue all their lives...

Yeah Rabb I am so glad you know why I am ranting..lol..

Pitty you did not make it over here..it is awesome..

As for the women,well I don't think they are anything special..I have seen better looking American women..

But hey I think American men are much better than these Aussie male freaks...lol

I think it is just that we all find people from other countries more appealing...

I must admit just hearing an American accent is enough to turn me on...MALE of course...lol

Love the Americans..they are great people and they also know how to take a joke and have a great sense of humour..

that must be it Jewels, my dad told me also the women there tend to like American men, oh well, unless I go I doubt I will find out.

-Rabb

SEE I am ranting 3 in a row and this will make 4...lol

I need a life god damn it!!!!!!!

I'd have to agree with Jewels on that. Especially because our two countries are pretty isolated from others. People in Europe probably don't find forgein tail so appealing because its so close. My mindset for austrainlian chicks is pretty much bikini-clad hotties running around getting drunk and so on. But I probably just watch too much E! channel.

Rabb you should try and make it over here...you would be accepted with open arms...YES we women here do love the American men...

American men are real men!!!!

you should see the women that flock to the docks when the American ships come in...I must say I am not that desperate but alot of women here do it...

Unclejesse:
You are pretty much right in that the Aussie girls do know how to drink....

"I remember people jumping to their deaths from the highest floors of the World Trade Center to escape being burned to death on September 11, 2001. In light of this great catastrophe I see this woman's claim of "pain and suffering" being petty, selfish and greedy. She needs to re-examine what's really important in life.
Kevin Ranville
Winnipeg, MB"

Well said.

And Slayerswine:

01-15-02 12:29:08 PM Skankboy
Sounds like the Seinfeld Episode with Kramer.... This lady is farked in the head.

Jewels is so much more talkative than Ozzie_P.

A sad day for boobies everywhere.

Flibbertigibbet:
Only oneself feels their own pain and misery...
yes what happend there is very very sad...
and yes it was worse than anyone could ever imagine..

Yes I am petty,selfish and greedy for some excitement...

I admit it can you??????????????????????????????

Grivas:
I am just in a talkative mood...it will pass I am sure...lol

and what is the drink of choice for most aussie girls?

I'm back again (for a while)

Flibbertigibbet:
My appologies...I forgot there was a topic here for a minute there...lol

They drink anything here Unclejesse...

My preference would be Jim Beam Bourbon...

Oh and I must not forget Bailey's Irish Cream...

Over ice not with milk or anything...

I used to like bailey's. Then I had too many cement mixers one night. Not so high up on my list anymore.

The only other way I will drink Bailey's is as an orgasm...

it is mixed with just cointreu...I think that is how it is spelt...haha

I'm used to an orgasm being: kahlua, amaretto and bailey's...and a screaming orgasm being voda, kahlua, amaretto, and bailey's.

I am told a cock sucking cowboy is nice...I must try that one...

It is butterscotch snapps and bailey's poured slowly over the top...mmm sounds nice...

I heard that one from fellow farker and Aussie Bumjube.

Ouroborus:
Maybe we Aussies just do not have the same sort of drink sense....lol

lol, hi Ozz........Jewels!

Hi there Major...I am just waffling on about nothing in particular....

Just being bored and talkative....

Hi Ace...whats happening???