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11827 clicks; posted to Main » on 11 Jun 2004 at 5:36 PM (13 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2004-06-11 04:37:43 PM  
'Dis a groot slap storie. Ons kry haar baie jammer'

Anyone here speak jive?
2004-06-11 05:39:55 PM  
"Inspector Purcocks"

Hehehe... Purcocks
2004-06-11 05:44:29 PM  
No question in my mind that this is ons kry haar baie jammer. Who can't see that?
2004-06-11 05:44:32 PM  
I like transvestite stories the best.
2004-06-11 05:44:53 PM  
that's a MAN, baby!
2004-06-11 05:44:55 PM  
'Dis a groot slap storie. Ons kry haar baie jammer'

Some Afrikaaner fo' yo' aass
2004-06-11 05:45:39 PM  
Daddy, won't you tell me a groot slap storie?
2004-06-11 05:46:07 PM  
2004-06-11 05:47:02 PM  
A transexual princess, a Rain Queen, a chauffeured red chevy, and a Purcock, this story has all of the ingredients of a classic tragedy.

On the other hand if your princess insists on only blowing you or anal sex be afraid.
2004-06-11 05:48:00 PM  
Note to self: Marrying into royalty not worth it.
2004-06-11 05:48:56 PM  
Side-bar headline is ignorant.

transvestite != hermaphrodite
2004-06-11 05:50:54 PM  
2nd story with transvestites today.....?

I do not like chicks with sticks.......
2004-06-11 05:52:34 PM  
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How Swayze is that???
2004-06-11 05:52:46 PM  
Devil's Helper

What about these?
2004-06-11 05:54:03 PM  
& the "prince" didn't know she used to be a male...for God's sake man, look at the size of her feet & hands!
2004-06-11 05:54:39 PM  
It's funny to think about why they "almost" became her bodyguards.

"She had the body of a venus, lord, imagine my surprise!"

2004-06-11 05:56:27 PM  
Lord_Dubu - Nahh, they would probably kick my ass with those sticks. Just a normal woman for me. You know a beautiful body, the weaker sex...crazier than shiat.
2004-06-11 05:56:47 PM  
biatches with Boners
Chicks with Dicks
Chicks with Sticks
Sluts with Nuts

Any more sexy euphamisms for the semi-transgendered?
2004-06-11 05:57:49 PM  
man, those crazy Bezuidenhouts! Do you think it's a coincidence that South African comic Evita Bezuidenhout is ALSO really a man?

(Check this out if you don't know what I mean -- SFW and funny!
2004-06-11 06:00:05 PM  
So a male Pietersberg Telekom worker has a sex-change operation while on a stint working has a waitress..waiter...waitrit in Belgium, picks up a mechanic who doesn't know he used to be a man, baby, transforms them into "Prince Francois" and "Princess Charme", con people, and get away with it for eight years?

Parody writers once again realize the utter futility of their task.
2004-06-11 06:00:52 PM  

Ever notice how it's never done the other way with the emphasis on the masculinity of said semi-transgen?

Men with Mammories
Dudes with Double D's
Boys with Baginas
2004-06-11 06:02:07 PM  
2004-06-11 06:03:36 PM  
Wha?? Prince was a man?!!

*rubs eyes*

2004-06-11 06:03:45 PM  
Hey, that princess has a huge cock!
2004-06-11 06:04:02 PM  
Most. Complicated. Story. Ever.

/wish i hadn't RTFA'd.
2004-06-11 06:05:25 PM  
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I think that might be "her", hhmm
2004-06-11 06:07:16 PM  
2004-06-11 06:08:15 PM  
Princess trying to be Queen?
2004-06-11 06:14:25 PM  
The Princess has the cutest little adam's apple.
2004-06-11 06:16:51 PM  
old school
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She was hiding her big KI-NISCH!
2004-06-11 06:17:46 PM  
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Yeah baby yeah!
2004-06-11 06:21:44 PM  

So this princess was really a man? That's nothing, Princess Margaret from Great Britain is really a horse.

Hmm, could this post be considered animal cruelty?

2004-06-11 06:25:47 PM  
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2004-06-11 06:26:46 PM  
/Has urge to watch "The Crying Game" ...
2004-06-11 06:32:09 PM  
Obviously, she was a post-op transexual, so she didn't have a dick, she has a vagina and boobs. And by the time you go to all the trouble of getting those, you've already been taking hormones and had the other "little" surgeries to get rid of the adam's apple, etc. Women come in all shapes and sizes, so hands and feet are not a tell-all. Don't feel bad; she passed as a female to a lot of men, so probably you'd think she was a she too. Bridle in your homo fear, it's all female now.
2004-06-11 06:46:52 PM  
fluffylover: While I agree with the intent of your statement, I would disagree with your final sentence. All the surgery and hormone therapy in the world will not make a genetically male individual into a female. Give it a few years though, and I'm sure genetic manipulation will progress to the point that surgery will be unnecessary.
2004-06-11 07:50:51 PM  

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2004-06-11 08:00:25 PM  
2004-06-11 08:01:19 PM  
Best. Headline. Today.

/got nuthin
2004-06-11 08:12:09 PM  
Investigating officer Cecil Purcocks of the Kameeldrift police station in Pretoria said on Thursday he was charmed to hear from The Mercury.

Inspector Harry H 'Snapper' Organs of 'H' Division has no comment.
2004-06-11 08:27:37 PM  
All the surgery and hormone therapy in the world will not make a genetically male individual into a female.

So what? Genes aren't everything -- Jamie Lee Curtis is genetically male (normal XY) but her body can't recognize testosterone. Therefore, she's female.
2004-06-11 08:55:09 PM  
Cutting off a man's dick doesn't make him a woman.
2004-06-11 09:12:51 PM  
Cutting off a man's dick doesn't make him a woman.

It does if they weren't a man to begin with.
2004-06-11 09:55:37 PM  
It's just a case of a little boy who wanted to be a princess. I think it's wonderful that gender barriers no longer get in the way of childhood dreams.
2004-06-11 10:51:08 PM  
Anyone else find the name of the country "Pretoria" humourously similar to "Petoria"??? Ah...I miss The Family Guy!
2004-06-12 03:20:13 AM  
holy shiat.

i've might come up with a white lie or two to cover my ass if i've done something wrong, or say "why no, i'm single", but god damn i could never pull that off.
2004-06-12 10:02:23 PM  
I can't wait to see that movie!
2004-06-14 04:55:22 AM  
Pretoria is a city.
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