Do you have adblock enabled?
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Daily Camera)   Britney Spears sustains knee injury late in video shoot. Will have surgery and be on the DL for six weeks   (hosted.ap.org) divider line 154
    More: Interesting  
•       •       •

9841 clicks; posted to Main » on 10 Jun 2004 at 5:22 PM (10 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



154 Comments   (+0 »)
   

Archived thread

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | » | Last | Show all
 
2004-06-10 01:06:34 PM  
6 weeks of chips and soda. Bets on weight gain?
 
2004-06-10 01:20:21 PM  
6 weeks of prescription pain-killers. Bets on CourtneyLove-skank factor?
 
2004-06-10 02:04:20 PM  
6 weeks of not having to hear about her? Yay!
 
2004-06-10 02:13:30 PM  
By knee injury, you mean boob job right?
 
2004-06-10 02:29:49 PM  
Heard on NPR a segment called Brothers on the DL - was quite interesting.

Done by a Nashville homophobe by the sounds of it
 
2004-06-10 05:24:59 PM  
6 weeks in rehab?
 
2004-06-10 05:24:59 PM  
Did her boobs pop out?

No? Don't care then.
 
2004-06-10 05:25:16 PM  
Our prayers have been answered!
 
2004-06-10 05:25:30 PM  
I thought she was a little off on her game last night.

but its hard for her to complain about a hurt knee with a full mouth.
 
2004-06-10 05:25:31 PM  
Is she still hittable?

Here honey, just put your knee over my shoulder, there we go.......
 
2004-06-10 05:25:57 PM  
yeah.. but how are her DSL's???
 
2004-06-10 05:26:47 PM  
This means she should be easier to corner and less able to get away.
 
2004-06-10 05:27:10 PM  
I'm sure the wife of the guy she's dating now is happy to hear of her injury.
 
2004-06-10 05:27:42 PM  
Dave Letterman?
 
2004-06-10 05:28:03 PM  
so I guess a blowjob's out of the question?
 
2004-06-10 05:28:08 PM  
What's a DL? She'll be on the Dali Lama?
 
2004-06-10 05:28:23 PM  
hmmm. a knee injury on a shoot with snoop dogg....


how odd.......
 
2004-06-10 05:28:28 PM  
You know, if she'd just wear kneepads when she's negotiating, this sort of thing wouldn't happen.
 
2004-06-10 05:29:03 PM  
I'm really disappointed in the pop music industry on this one. I mean, it's 2004 and there's still no pop star emergency android replacement technology? Fire the entire Spears research and development team!
 
2004-06-10 05:29:41 PM  
If she had only injured her throat, she wouldn't have to cancel any concerts, she could just continue lip-synching.
 
2004-06-10 05:29:45 PM  
No lip-syncing to crappy music for 6 weeks?

whatever will i do?
 
2004-06-10 05:29:53 PM  
THANK YOU GOD!
 
2004-06-10 05:31:02 PM  
Ah, if only it had been something unimportant the show could have gone on.. like her voice.
 
2004-06-10 05:31:05 PM  
while under the knife she decided to throw and extra cup size in there, for good measure
 
2004-06-10 05:31:41 PM  
My name's Buck...
 
2004-06-10 05:31:56 PM  
GIS for "DL"

[image from cs.colorado.edu too old to be available]

He's smiling for a reason, people
 
2004-06-10 05:32:25 PM  
NOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooo!
 
2004-06-10 05:34:17 PM  
Seriously, what does "DL" stand for?

/ingnorunt
 
2004-06-10 05:34:19 PM  
Interesting? I have to disagree.
 
2004-06-10 05:34:53 PM  
The LAST time she went in for knee surgury, she came out with D cup tits.

I wonder what glorious surprise is in store for us this time.

/patiently waiting for some tits to explode on
 
2004-06-10 05:34:57 PM  
on the "down low"
 
2004-06-10 05:35:21 PM  
Disabled List
 
2004-06-10 05:35:26 PM  
Maybe she'll get a horrible infection from the surgery and have to get it amputated. Then she can't dance, will put on weight, and we'll never have to listen to her 'sing' again!
 
2004-06-10 05:36:11 PM  
lipo?
 
2004-06-10 05:36:11 PM  
fatnathan: ooh, I didn't even think of that one. You're good.
 
2004-06-10 05:36:26 PM  
Fine. Now can we please get back to monitoring Mariah Carey's every move?
 
2004-06-10 05:38:08 PM  
tornpants

Already on it!
 
2004-06-10 05:38:21 PM  
Somebody_Someone: You should see my change up
 
wib
2004-06-10 05:38:46 PM  
Damnit, my comment was covered in the first p... (whoa almost lost my head there for a minute) ... in the initial instance of someone commenting in this thread.
 
2004-06-10 05:39:26 PM  
You know when horses break a leg people shoot them.
 
2004-06-10 05:40:06 PM  
Damn that girl is such a nasty-lookin' slut.

I would so hit it.
 
2004-06-10 05:40:33 PM  
Ok, they selected this over the myriad of "Britney injures knee, goes in for surgery. In totally unrelated news, her breast size doubles" topics?

Come on fark. Do you remember the last time she went in for "knee injuries"?
 
2004-06-10 05:40:37 PM  
Snoop Dogg, "Yo biatch...just sizzle my ma dizzle on one knizzle."
 
2004-06-10 05:41:56 PM  
6 weeks on her back requires a new position for her. Usually she takes it bending over a chair.
 
2004-06-10 05:42:49 PM  
Thank you rock gods, now please smite Nickle Back.
 
2004-06-10 05:42:57 PM  
I don't care what anyone says-
Britney Spears was blessed with musical genius and you are all just upset that when you sing it sounds like a fat kid trapped in a doorway. Blaagahhghaahgaaghaa!!!!!!!
Cheetos please!!!!!
 
2004-06-10 05:43:28 PM  
That's what happens when you mess with Queens. Hopefully no other pop stars go frontin' on Roosevelt Ave.

/represent
 
2004-06-10 05:43:49 PM  
Britney is so dreamy
 
2004-06-10 05:44:41 PM  
I'd knee it!
 
2004-06-10 05:44:51 PM  
And I would hit her untill she had a caved in chest cavity and 3 black eyes. God bless her!!!
 
Displayed 50 of 154 comments

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | » | Last | Show all



This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »
Advertisement
On Twitter





In Other Media


  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.

Report