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(News.com.au)   Man visits son, opens fridge to get some milk, finds body of son's wife stuffed inside   (news.com.au) divider line 183
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Sergeant Tux
2004-06-10 12:01:11 AM
It's Australia, what do you expect?
 
Big Hurt
2004-06-10 12:01:34 AM
"Dad, I told you to knock first!!!"
 
Michael666
2004-06-10 12:01:56 AM
Sergeant Tux:
a kangaroo in teh fridge
 
blundergirl
2004-06-10 12:02:06 AM
*shudder*
 
casey17
2004-06-10 12:02:12 AM
What? Out of PBJ?

/got nuthin'
 
michiganman
2004-06-10 12:02:16 AM
She was just cleaning out the fridge and the door closed behind her?


/got nothin
 
midbc
2004-06-10 12:02:27 AM
its London Sergeant Tux
 
Driver
2004-06-10 12:02:39 AM
Sergeant Tux

do a re-read Sarge... it happened in London.
 
Michael666
2004-06-10 12:02:42 AM
oh, and its london/....just an aussie website...JERKASS!
 
Laughing Budda
2004-06-10 12:03:12 AM
Son? Uh, son? What were you planning to bar-b-que tonight?

/Jeffery Dahmer surrenders in hell
 
Auntie_Social
2004-06-10 12:03:25 AM
Maybe the mail order bride catalog he ordered her from failed to mention that some assembly was required?

/got nuthin
 
Michael666
2004-06-10 12:03:48 AM
korean women usually get themselves into these situations by talking back
 
Laughing Budda
2004-06-10 12:04:07 AM
Dammit Dad! You're so nosey!
 
potierrh
2004-06-10 12:04:09 AM
She just needed to chill out
 
oldpickupguy
2004-06-10 12:04:18 AM
Note to self: Take away Pop's key.
 
wippit
2004-06-10 12:04:36 AM
Maybe she volunteered to be eaten?
 
Rand0mkill
2004-06-10 12:05:03 AM
The secret's in the sauce.
 
weazelbeater
2004-06-10 12:05:16 AM
Marrying that nice upscale yuppie stockbroker might not have been the best bet.

Oh wait. Paul Dalton? I thought it said Patrick Bateman.
 
RdRnrPerv
2004-06-10 12:05:58 AM
"And next time, when I say, 'Go pour me a pint,' she'll listen!"
 
Veee
2004-06-10 12:06:19 AM
A "man man"? Aw how cute, a man man.
 
Sergeant Tux
2004-06-10 12:06:50 AM
Oops.

/Didn't RTFA
 
Driver
2004-06-10 12:07:01 AM
Now ya gotta wonder...

Did he get out the Sharpie and mark the Zip-loks with the names of the parts and the date he packaged her?
 
LtData14
2004-06-10 12:07:10 AM
Let's see the pwn3d pictures.
 
HappyFunBall
2004-06-10 12:07:19 AM
I hate when that happens.
 
oldpickupguy
2004-06-10 12:07:31 AM
Maybe the mail order bride catalog he ordered her from failed to mention that some assembly was required?


Auntie_Social wins my award for the best smart@$$ answer of the month.

/you got plenty
 
Therion [TotalFark]
2004-06-10 12:07:56 AM
No room left in the fridge for milk?
 
Veee
2004-06-10 12:08:31 AM
Sushi, anyone?

Please forgive me.
 
cbm5
2004-06-10 12:09:19 AM
"Oh no, I've just killed my wife, what am I gonna do? I've got to hide the body! where to hide it...where to hide it...someplace no one will ever look...I know! The fridge!"
 
Tozmo
2004-06-10 12:10:00 AM
now we're talking. more articles like this please
 
andonbray
2004-06-10 12:10:09 AM
Who feels like a little Korean tonight?
 
noah's_fark
2004-06-10 12:10:44 AM
This serves two purposes, really: it's a great place to hide the body, and it's real handy to have when you want something to nibble on during those late night snacks.
 
Jesus McChrist
2004-06-10 12:11:10 AM
So... uh, did you remember to buy the charcoal?
 
cbm5
2004-06-10 12:11:14 AM
He forgot to pull down the shade and hide her "behind the milk."

/do you SEEEE a body? well then!
 
Snakeyes
2004-06-10 12:12:08 AM
Definitely a green-card seeking mail-order hooker of a bride. biatch probably had it coming for years.
 
noah's_fark
2004-06-10 12:12:11 AM
"She is thought to have been married to the man's son for seven years, the paper said."

And been refrigerating for two.
 
sendmyfriend
2004-06-10 12:12:43 AM
Dad,

Help yourself may have been the rule around your house, but not so in mine. Maybe next time you'll remember that!
 
chickensocks
2004-06-10 12:12:50 AM
Lame link. No pics.
 
OmniPilot
2004-06-10 12:15:00 AM
No, no, no! You're supposed to dry Koreans and smoke them!

It's the Mexicans you store cold!
 
kbzero
2004-06-10 12:15:34 AM
Korean chicks are so hot. Except this one!
 
Machtyn
2004-06-10 12:16:12 AM
The father is receiving counselling... no doubt! Surprise, your son is missing. Why? Because the wife is missing, too. Why? Because your son is murderous freak and he cut up his wife and put her in the fridge.
 
hazeleyedwolff
2004-06-10 12:16:39 AM
I guess the secret ingredient isn't love so much as cold pieces of wife.
 
Buck Mulligan
2004-06-10 12:16:51 AM
A "man man"?

Obviously, a heavy dose of testosterone runs in the family.

Stay away from men with hairy knuckles.
 
Brockway
2004-06-10 12:17:11 AM
Of course, dad, I know how to work these instruments, at least I think I do...well, I am sure there are no large animals in there.

/obscure?
 
Oracle Jones
2004-06-10 12:17:21 AM
It's a trap!

/nada
 
cbm5
2004-06-10 12:19:04 AM
It's a good thing she wasn't a Latina, or else Tecate's ad campaign would look twice as bad.
 
miss_enthropic_biatch
2004-06-10 12:20:00 AM
"Wife: it's what's for dinner"

"well she SAID she wanted her pussy eaten!"

MEB

"Cold hearted woman"
 
ganpachi
2004-06-10 12:20:46 AM
Maybe he was just prepping for the Korean barbeque party?
 
gopher321 [TotalFark]
2004-06-10 12:21:38 AM
"Hey Dad! Go to the fridge and crack me open a cold one will ya?"


Yes. I do deserve the low-taste award for tonight.
 
SpoonPlz
2004-06-10 12:22:54 AM
Wow, must have been some awkward silence between them.
 
RevDru
2004-06-10 12:28:07 AM
So everyone knows the dad did it, right?
 
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