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(National Lampoon)   US Military believes Bin Ladin has found the One Ring   ( divider line
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7533 clicks; posted to Main » on 15 Jan 2002 at 1:34 AM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-01-15 01:35:08 AM  
Haahahahaha ...
2002-01-15 01:35:08 AM  
Is THAT why he is suddenly invisible now?
2002-01-15 01:35:23 AM  
Tolkien spinning in his grave, yet?
2002-01-15 01:36:25 AM  
Whooo, I am laughing hard, so funny.

Please, stop. I can't take anymore.
2002-01-15 01:38:48 AM  
Help! I've been captured by Osama!

Just kidding.

\ | /
- o - *ting!*
/ | \
2002-01-15 01:40:16 AM  
On a side note, that new LOTR movie may be a great movie, but it saddens me to see Burger King hawking LOTR merchandise.

If Tolkien were alive today, that kind of crap would have never happened...
2002-01-15 01:41:53 AM  
I thought he bore a passing resemblance to Gollum.
Does he call it his "precious"?
I bet it fits him perfectly.
(No, not his finger.)
2002-01-15 01:44:41 AM  

That's one of the funnier articles I've seen in a while.
2002-01-15 01:46:50 AM  
Does this mean I have to release poolboy Legolas, so he can kick his ass?

Let's make this quick, people!
2002-01-15 02:11:20 AM  
osama has found the onion ring
2002-01-15 02:19:04 AM  
Who would the backup poolboy be, Sweater Girl?
2002-01-15 02:24:55 AM  
You, of course Quick1
But see, Legolas has this elfish magic stuff that would kick extremist ass.

Should be on pay per view.

Legolas with his bow, Osama with his rifle strapped to his waste, rocki9ng back and forth and yelling babble to a videocam.

It would last about 30 seconds, I'm thinking.
2002-01-15 02:26:35 AM  
Or maybe 9 seconds, as where's waldo incorporated a nine in my post.

Heh heh

It would be funny to see that guy get his ass kicked on tv.
2002-01-15 02:27:21 AM  
You could have Don King promote it, too!
2002-01-15 02:49:57 AM  
that's a great article. :)
2002-01-15 02:51:18 AM  
"the Afghans are fabulous chefs, having long ago learned to make savory meals with only the barest of herbs and sauces. Our boys tasted great! Of that, you can have no doubt."

Some how I see Bush REALLY saying this if it happened. GO BUSH!

BTW, this reminds me of the crocodile eating contest skit (by Monty Python).
2002-01-15 04:47:20 AM  
Alright, Deksza, that's two [image from too old to be available] sites in a row. Around these parts, if anyone's gonna make fun of the news, We will.

Besides, if you're gonna post a satire site, post this one.

Psi posted that yesterday in the forum ...
2002-01-15 04:48:53 AM  
Sorry, here's a clickable link .
2002-01-15 04:51:00 AM  
Dam. Dam. Dam..

Nevermind...too sleepy...

try this...White House
2002-01-15 04:51:26 AM  
2002-01-15 05:05:21 AM  
Osama has ringworm.
[image from too old to be available][image from too old to be available]
[image from too old to be available][image from too old to be available]
Man, this would make great wallpaper...
2002-01-15 05:14:30 AM  
[image from too old to be available]

They still wouldn't stand a chance...
2002-01-15 08:49:17 AM  
what the heck's wrong with the site?
2002-01-15 08:54:29 AM  
Hey, that's not funny. I thought this was real until I got the the following Bush quote. No way Shrub can string together that many big words coherently. The article is obviously fake.

"The evil will within the ring will grant bin Laden seeming immortality but at a terrible price, manipulating and twisting his soul into ever-darkening circles of evil until his very being begins to Fade, leaving only a wraith, incapable of any emotion save for the indomitable urge to sup on human souls."
2002-01-15 08:55:07 AM  
"what the heck's wrong with the site?"

I think it's rule fark day...
2002-01-15 09:11:24 AM  
wheres todays storys?? *grumble*
2002-01-15 09:37:30 AM  
Gollum Gollum
2002-01-15 10:05:21 AM  
Jashter: if Tolkien were still alive, tehre'd have been no movie. This saddens me; is wishing that a person who is dead stay dead when someone else wishes that the same person were alive again the same as wishing that someone would die?

Whee... sleep-deprivation fueled incomprehensibility!
2002-01-15 10:26:38 AM  
a bunch of hulking disgusting orcs as muslim holy warriors.

tee hee.
2002-01-15 10:36:27 AM  
Niun faur mannans diwanans, domidans diwan

Good article.

Does this mean that I've got to change my name to Muhamid Al nazgul?
2002-01-15 02:32:40 PM  
Sigh. Yes. That's it.
2002-01-16 01:43:28 AM  
To all Farkers:
I must warn you that one of us always tells the truth and one of us always lies. That's the rules too, he always lies.

SLAYERSWINE:I do not! I tell the truth!

Oh what a lie!
2002-01-16 04:33:40 AM  
You have a shiat list?

Boy, somebody here can't take a joke.
2002-01-16 02:33:37 PM  
LOL, I'm not attacking you, and I'm not pissed at you.

I find you really, really funny.

In case you still haven't gotten it, that other post was a quote from "Labrynth"

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