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(Twitter)   Executive order classifies Wall Street Journal as Fake News   ( twitter.com) divider line
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2018-01-13 08:36:35 PM  
Original Tweet:

 
2018-01-13 11:01:39 PM  
Will the WaPo release the audio so we can decide?
 
2018-01-14 02:07:37 AM  
Anything coming from the gullet of this genetic garbage dump is to be dismissed and laughed at.
 
2018-01-14 02:08:40 AM  
Surprising, considering Trump's love of walls. lol
 
2018-01-14 02:10:28 AM  
WSJ is owned by Rupert Murdoch, is it not?  Does that mean The Dotard is wearing out his welcome with even Team Fox?
 
2018-01-14 02:10:39 AM  
Still more credibility than Huckabooboo or Trump.
 
2018-01-14 02:11:10 AM  
Seeing the I'Ds lined up all orderly like that makes me nervous. Beware the march of I'Ds.
 
2018-01-14 02:13:45 AM  
WSJ was the group that broke the pornstar story. Weird to see the attacks by WH on them though given how conservative the WSJ opinion section is.
 
2018-01-14 02:14:56 AM  
I wonder what it's like to be completely incapable of feeling shame. I suppose it must be liberating in a way, and the knowledge that you are sacrificing insight and integrity for money and power won't keep you up at night because you're already incapable of feeling shame. I wonder if the Hucksterbee was born without it or if she learned.
 
2018-01-14 02:15:02 AM  

Original: Original Tweet:

PressSec: https://t.co/u9MHhxkOt0


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2018-01-14 02:17:15 AM  
The truth is the strongest defense.
 
2018-01-14 02:18:05 AM  
I'D - I'D - I'D
NOT !!

What does that even mean?
What are you saying "NOT!!" to?
Are you 12?
12-year-olds don't even say that anymore
 
2018-01-14 02:19:41 AM  
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2018-01-14 02:22:24 AM  
What a stupid, nitpicky, little thing to argue over. Oh, wait, is this their attempt at throwing out a shiny object to deflect from shiatholegate, the porn star story, and the lack of response to the Hawaii missile thing? Let me laugh even harder.
 
2018-01-14 02:22:45 AM  

felching pen: Will the WaPo release the audio so we can decide?


We have reviewed the audio from our interview with President Trump, as well as the transcript provided by an external service, and stand by what we reported. Here is audio of the portion the White House disputes.

Sanders also released a sound clip but the White House version is of lower quality. I think it could go either way but saying "I'd" in that context without any sort of qualifiers ("if he would be willing to come to the negotiating table on surrendering his nuclear weapons") seems odd.
 
2018-01-14 02:25:21 AM  
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That crap looks like something this character would've whipped up; Huckybooboo must be channeling her inner teen age biatch
 
2018-01-14 02:25:32 AM  

Walker: I'D - I'D - I'D
NOT !!

What does that even mean?
What are you saying "NOT!!" to?
Are you 12?
12-year-olds don't even say that anymore


It says "NOT I!"

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2018-01-14 02:27:03 AM  
If a tree falls in the forest with nobody around to hear it does it make a noise?

If a Sarah Hucklebee Sanders sex tape is leaked will anybody watch it?
 
2018-01-14 02:30:51 AM  
We really are being governed by a thin-skinned manbaby, aren't we?
 
2018-01-14 02:32:37 AM  

JulieAzel626: If a tree falls in the forest with nobody around to hear it does it make a noise?

If a Sarah Hucklebee Sanders sex tape is leaked will anybody watch it?


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2018-01-14 02:34:25 AM  

JulieAzel626: If a tree falls in the forest with nobody around to hear it does it make a noise?

If a Sarah Hucklebee Sanders sex tape is leaked will anybody watch it?


I've been wondering for a while..
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Is that her on the right?
 
2018-01-14 02:40:27 AM  

Alphax: JulieAzel626: If a tree falls in the forest with nobody around to hear it does it make a noise?

If a Sarah Hucklebee Sanders sex tape is leaked will anybody watch it?

I've been wondering for a while..
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Is that her on the right?


that's her father, mike
 
2018-01-14 02:40:42 AM  

Alphax: JulieAzel626: If a tree falls in the forest with nobody around to hear it does it make a noise?

If a Sarah Hucklebee Sanders sex tape is leaked will anybody watch it?

I've been wondering for a while..
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Is that her on the right?


They really should have disconnected the gravy faucet sooner
 
2018-01-14 02:40:43 AM  

JulieAzel626: If a tree falls in the forest with nobody around to hear it does it make a noise?

If a Sarah Hucklebee Sanders sex tape is leaked will anybody watch it?


She always struck me as someone you'd see on the Jerry Springer show.
 
2018-01-14 02:41:35 AM  

Alphax: JulieAzel626: If a tree falls in the forest with nobody around to hear it does it make a noise?

If a Sarah Hucklebee Sanders sex tape is leaked will anybody watch it?

I've been wondering for a while..
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Is that her on the right?


My grandfather always had a wise saying for even the oddest occasions.  He saw a family dress like that once, and he said to me, "Don't ever let folks like that drink with you. That's why they dress like that, you know.  It's so they can get all liquored up, and not go after the daughter, but wake up with the son.  They're farking color coded."
 
2018-01-14 02:44:23 AM  
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2018-01-14 02:46:42 AM  

Alphax: JulieAzel626: If a tree falls in the forest with nobody around to hear it does it make a noise?

If a Sarah Hucklebee Sanders sex tape is leaked will anybody watch it?

I've been wondering for a while..
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Is that her on the right?


No, on the lap.
 
2018-01-14 02:46:46 AM  
For a president with the best words he sure does "misspeak" a lot.
 
2018-01-14 02:46:58 AM  
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2018-01-14 02:47:22 AM  
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2018-01-14 02:50:52 AM  
Is that real? Seriously? And holy fark, what kind of farking nitpicking is that if it is real?

Seriously, is that really one of Huckabeast's official Twats?
 
2018-01-14 02:54:07 AM  
According to Wolff's book, Murdoch is sick of this shiat.  I guess the orders are in.
Good?  I feel icky backing Murdoch.
 
2018-01-14 02:56:15 AM  

Cpl.D: Alphax: JulieAzel626: If a tree falls in the forest with nobody around to hear it does it make a noise?

If a Sarah Hucklebee Sanders sex tape is leaked will anybody watch it?

I've been wondering for a while..
[img.fark.net image 612x397]

Is that her on the right?

My grandfather always had a wise saying for even the oddest occasions.  He saw a family dress like that once, and he said to me, "Don't ever let folks like that drink with you. That's why they dress like that, you know.  It's so they can get all liquored up, and not go after the daughter, but wake up with the son.  They're farking color coded."


That was awesome, but it is too long for a farkie.

But keep telling you grandfather's quotes and one will eventually fit.

/holy crap, what a quote
//I can't believe how frighteningly well that quote seems to fit reality
 
2018-01-14 02:56:49 AM  
Executive order: Two Big Macs with cheese.
 
2018-01-14 02:58:59 AM  
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2018-01-14 03:01:58 AM  
What law was it people were talking about last week warning anyone working under Dump about participating in his Fake News Awards?  Isn't this misuse of her position?
 
2018-01-14 03:05:00 AM  

Witty_Retort: According to Wolff's book, Murdoch is sick of this shiat.  I guess the orders are in.
Good?  I feel icky backing Murdoch.


If that were true then Fox "News" would turn against him, and he'd be out of office within weeks.
 
2018-01-14 03:07:55 AM  

Arumat: What law was it people were talking about last week warning anyone working under Dump about participating in his Fake News Awards?  Isn't this misuse of her position?


Yes.  I'm pretty sure WSJ can retaliate in a spectacularly legal fashion.
 
2018-01-14 03:08:52 AM  

barc0001: WSJ is owned by Rupert Murdoch, is it not?  Does that mean The Dotard is wearing out his welcome with even Team Fox?


 Was wondering the same thing myself...
 
2018-01-14 03:09:57 AM  
The whole public twitter feud really puts some weight to this great working relationship theory. I bet Kim reminds Trump of a younger, thinner, more Asian version of himself.
 
2018-01-14 03:22:33 AM  
That's what Xi said!
 
2018-01-14 03:24:38 AM  
But that doesn't even make any sense?

He would have a good relationship with him in a hypothetical situation? That's idiotic.

as they saying goes "And if my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle!"
 
2018-01-14 03:26:32 AM  

TheManofPA: WSJ was the group that broke the pornstar story. Weird to see the attacks by WH on them though given how conservative the WSJ opinion section is.


Trump swings at anyone who he feels slighted by. It's not like he has some strategy.
 
2018-01-14 03:26:57 AM  
Aren't they on the same side?
 
2018-01-14 03:27:57 AM  

Corvus: But that doesn't even make any sense?

He would have a good relationship with him in a hypothetical situation? That's idiotic.

as they saying goes "And if my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle!"


hey when they do that to people
what do they put in the nutsack? like obviously not testes but
what
does it have blood vessels, is it warm to the touch
is it wrinkly
and what's inside... ovaries? i hope not
 
2018-01-14 03:29:58 AM  

moothemagiccow: Corvus: But that doesn't even make any sense?

He would have a good relationship with him in a hypothetical situation? That's idiotic.

as they saying goes "And if my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle!"

hey when they do that to people
what do they put in the nutsack? like obviously not testes but
what
does it have blood vessels, is it warm to the touch
is it wrinkly
and what's inside... ovaries? i hope not


Neuticles.
 
2018-01-14 03:32:07 AM  

Corvus: But that doesn't even make any sense?

He would have a good relationship with him in a hypothetical situation? That's idiotic.

as they saying goes "And if my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle!"


Well, it makes more sense than saying he has a good relationship with Kim. Honestly, he probably meant to say "I'd", but he pretty clearly does not. Rather than blaming "fake news" he could merely clarify that he misspoke or that it wasn't clear. But it's Trump, so he can't take any responsibility. Everything is someone else's fault.
 
2018-01-14 03:32:15 AM  

Corvus: TheManofPA: WSJ was the group that broke the pornstar story. Weird to see the attacks by WH on them though given how conservative the WSJ opinion section is.

Trump swings at anyone who he feels slighted by. It's not like he has some strategy.


Well, maybe they're turning on him to tone it down a bit with someone who doesn't make too "waves"like Pence, the 'herr fuhrer to take over and quietly do their bidding, after all, who needs this lummox around acting like an idiot after they got their tax cut
 
2018-01-14 03:33:30 AM  
The Murdoch Empire will be lucky to survive Trump.

I'm fully behind seeing Murdoch and his crew of traitors at Faux News indicted, tried, convicted, stripped of assets, and executed for Treason for distribution of Russian Propaganda, which is an Act Of War.

I'm sure more Americans are with me than not.
 
2018-01-14 03:35:34 AM  
So how does "I'd probably have a very good relationship with <a man who has his entire country deify him in poverty, had his uncle and his uncle's entire family assasinated, and continues to run brutal prison camps where life sentences are by default and death can come at any time>" sound any better?

Yeah, I get why he said something so vile. Trump has no filter, and Kim Jong Il, while at odds with Trump, is doing what he cannot. A brutal dictator of an island nation stuck to a continent is our President's farking ideal.
 
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