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(Twitter)   Trump's first tweet since the false alarm in Hawaii: A) Investigate the false alarm. B) Reassure Americans that they are safe. C) Complain about the media and Michael Wolff   ( twitter.com) divider line
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2018-01-13 07:50:18 PM  
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2018-01-13 08:36:26 PM  
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2018-01-13 08:42:52 PM  
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2018-01-13 09:01:01 PM  
I'm wondering, is it possible to fit a 3 Wood up his ass?
 
2018-01-13 09:12:04 PM  
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What an actual Fake Book looks like.
 
2018-01-13 09:18:56 PM  

NewportBarGuy: I'm wondering, is it possible to fit a 3 Wood up his ass?


Dunno.  You'd have to find out how his physical went and what obstacles, like his head, were in the way of his prostate exam.  Good luck on that being released.
 
2018-01-13 09:21:44 PM  

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What an actual Fake Book looks like.


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2018-01-13 09:26:54 PM  
Can we just have a Trump tag before the Dumbass tag has a breakdown?
 
2018-01-13 09:50:58 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: Can we just have a Trump tag before the Dumbass tag has a breakdown?


I think putting Trump's tag on things requires a licensing agreement with him, and not only would Drew not be able to afford it, most every person with TotalFark or BareFark would actually come together for an impromptu Fark Party at the Curtis residence, featuring farm implements, medieval lighting devices, heavy petroleum residue, bags of detached avian coverings, and a long thick wooden beam.

Besides, Trump has several applicable tags here, like FAIL, Asinine, Sick, and Stupid, in addition to Dumbass.
 
2018-01-13 09:52:51 PM  
Way to go there. How about you focus on the important stuff like the morale of the country, you shiatlord.
 
2018-01-13 10:10:19 PM  
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2018-01-13 10:17:14 PM  
D) Finish the round.
 
2018-01-13 10:18:49 PM  
Should such a calamity actually happen, maybe Pence could fill in. I think he'd know what to do.
 
2018-01-13 10:30:48 PM  
I'm starting to think this Trump character might be some kind of asshole, and maybe I shouldn't vote for him
 
2018-01-13 10:36:17 PM  

edmo: Should such a calamity actually happen, maybe Pence could fill in. I think he'd know what to do.


Launch all the nukes to start Armageddon because he believes Jesus will come back and rapture all the Christians?
 
2018-01-13 11:18:57 PM  
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2018-01-14 12:19:06 AM  

null: I_Am_Weasel: Can we just have a Trump tag before the Dumbass tag has a breakdown?

I think putting Trump's tag on things requires a licensing agreement with him, and not only would Drew not be able to afford it, most every person with TotalFark or BareFark would actually come together for an impromptu Fark Party at the Curtis residence, featuring farm implements, medieval lighting devices, heavy petroleum residue, bags of detached avian coverings, and a long thick wooden beam.

Besides, Trump has several applicable tags here, like FAIL, Asinine, Sick, and Stupid, in addition to Dumbass.


I proposed having every Trump related thread be forced to use the Facepalm tag a while back but that didn't get any traction.
 
2018-01-14 12:21:08 AM  

edmo: Should such a calamity actually happen, maybe Pence could fill in. I think he'd know what to do.


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2018-01-14 12:32:09 AM  

edmo: Should such a calamity actually happen, maybe Pence could fill in. I think he'd know what to do.


He'd have to ask Mother first.
 
2018-01-14 12:33:58 AM  

clkeagle: edmo: Should such a calamity actually happen, maybe Pence could fill in. I think he'd know what to do.

He'd have to ask Mother first.


Are you kink shaming him?
 
2018-01-14 12:36:26 AM  

edmo: Should such a calamity actually happen, maybe Pence could fill in. I think he'd know what to do.


Ban teh gays?
 
2018-01-14 12:36:49 AM  
Am I the only one that thinks that maybe none of this is real?  I just got done watching the Obama Letterman Netflix thing, and I'm not sure I've returned to a real world. We used to have presidents that were thoughtful and well-read and interesting and interested and intelligent and engaged.

Now we have Donald Trump. It really is more than a little disconcerting that he has been elected to lead our people. I'm not giving up the possibility that none of this is real.

Because if this is real . . .
 
2018-01-14 12:40:06 AM  
Does anyone remember if Trump won the election?  I keep forgetting and sometimes I wish I had someone to constantly remind me.
 
2018-01-14 12:40:07 AM  

NewportBarGuy: I'm wondering, is it possible to fit a 3 Wood up his ass?


Might help his prostrate will the rally.
 
2018-01-14 12:41:17 AM  

clkeagle: edmo: Should such a calamity actually happen, maybe Pence could fill in. I think he'd know what to do.

He'd have to ask Mother first.


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2018-01-14 12:41:37 AM  

NewportBarGuy: I'm wondering, is it possible to fit a 3 Wood up his ass?


Ask Putin.
 
2018-01-14 12:42:05 AM  
I wouldnt have thought "No response at all" would be in the playbook, and yet here we are.
 
2018-01-14 12:43:26 AM  
This is actually better than I expected today.  I'm waiting for the Tweet that blames the Hawaii false alert on Democrats, because they run Hawaii.  Don't let me down, Donny! (Donnie?)
 
2018-01-14 12:45:48 AM  
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2018-01-14 12:45:50 AM  
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2018-01-14 12:46:00 AM  

Original: Original Tweet:

realDonaldTrump: So much Fake News is being reported. They don't even try to get it right, or correct it when they are wrong. They promote the Fake Book of a mentally deranged author, who knowingly writes false information. The Mainstream Media is crazed that WE won the election!


One wonders if or when the unhinged man's Twitter rantings rise to the level of libel.
 
2018-01-14 12:47:05 AM  

Naido: This is actually better than I expected today.  I'm waiting for the Tweet that blames the Hawaii false alert on Democrats, because they run Hawaii.  Don't let me down, Donny! (Donnie?)


Oh thats been floated around already by Twitter clowns.

"They did this to make Trump look bad!" and variations on it, I'm hoping it doesn't catch on.
 
2018-01-14 12:48:37 AM  
IMO, he dicktated that. Commas!
 
2018-01-14 12:49:08 AM  
He's really peeved the whole nation hasn't been kissinh his ass non-stop since he won in 2016. I sincerely believe he thought that was going to happen.

Really shows what an insecure person he is and makes me feel better about my own insecurities in comparison.
 
2018-01-14 12:49:21 AM  
Who is 'WE'?  Is it a royal WE?
 
2018-01-14 12:49:24 AM  
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2018-01-14 12:50:50 AM  
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2018-01-14 12:50:55 AM  

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From the twitter thread. I can see this will get a fair bit of use...
 
2018-01-14 12:52:01 AM  

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I'm not quite sure where the "Sassy-bear" came from.

/Russians?
//Deep State?
///Thanks, Obama.
 
2018-01-14 12:54:57 AM  
It has been more than a week since that book was released, practically a century in today's fast paced world. Trump is literally the only person still talking about it. Everyone else has moved on to other issues, like paying hush money to hookers.
 
2018-01-14 12:56:23 AM  
As I said in the other thread on the main page, Trump could have gotten a few easy points out of this and change the narrative a bit.

He could have gone on about how we need a better emergency alert system, how Congress needs to look into this and how Americans should take this time and be prepared for any emergency, natural or otherwise.

Of course, that requires him to act presidential.

So, instead, we get another whiny ass tweet.
 
2018-01-14 12:56:30 AM  

The Dog Ate My Homework: It has been more than a week since that book was released, practically a century in today's fast paced world. Trump is literally the only person still talking about it. Everyone else has moved on to other issues, like paying hush money to hookers.


To be fair, that's sort of covered in the book.
 
2018-01-14 12:58:21 AM  
The thing that still fills me with wonderment is how this farker sucks the air out of the room every time there's even a hint he's about to enter it.
 
2018-01-14 12:58:38 AM  

Three Crooked Squirrels: Am I the only one that thinks that maybe none of this is real?  I just got done watching the Obama Letterman Netflix thing, and I'm not sure I've returned to a real world. We used to have presidents that were thoughtful and well-read and interesting and interested and intelligent and engaged.

Now we have Donald Trump. It really is more than a little disconcerting that he has been elected to lead our people. I'm not giving up the possibility that none of this is real.

Because if this is real . . .


Can I have your stuff?
 
2018-01-14 01:00:00 AM  

null: I_Am_Weasel: Can we just have a Trump tag before the Dumbass tag has a breakdown?

I think putting Trump's tag on things requires a licensing agreement with him, and not only would Drew not be able to afford it, most every person with TotalFark or BareFark would actually come together for an impromptu Fark Party at the Curtis residence, featuring farm implements, medieval lighting devices, heavy petroleum residue, bags of detached avian coverings, and a long thick wooden beam.

Besides, Trump has several applicable tags here, like FAIL, Asinine, Sick, and Stupid, in addition to Dumbass.


why not a "Drumph" tag.

/he hasn't trademarked that
// act fast before he does
/// Trump Tag!
 
2018-01-14 01:01:21 AM  
Be fair. Hawaii is entirely surrounded by water. That makes it very difficult for him to do anything about the place.
 
2018-01-14 01:02:03 AM  

Gordon Bennett: Be fair. Hawaii is entirely surrounded by water. That makes it very difficult for him to do anything about the place.


Big water.
 
2018-01-14 01:02:43 AM  

JulieAzel626: As I said in the other thread on the main page, Trump could have gotten a few easy points out of this and change the narrative a bit.

He could have gone on about how we need a better emergency alert system, how Congress needs to look into this and how Americans should take this time and be prepared for any emergency, natural or otherwise.

Of course, that requires him to act presidential.

So, instead, we get another whiny ass tweet.


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2018-01-14 01:03:07 AM  

JulieAzel626: As I said in the other thread on the main page, Trump could have gotten a few easy points out of this and change the narrative a bit.

He could have gone on about how we need a better emergency alert system, how Congress needs to look into this and how Americans should take this time and be prepared for any emergency, natural or otherwise.

Of course, that requires him to act presidential.

So, instead, we get another whiny ass tweet.


why are you guys assuming donald trump's tweets are connected to reality? or more specifically reality that involves the federal government? you really want to know what he thinks about real shiat? chances are you have a better general idea of the daily goings-on in the federal government than he does. you're in line at midnight at the movies and he's waiting for the edited-for-television version to air on fox
 
2018-01-14 01:04:43 AM  
Hey it would have been nice if someone told me we'd be doing a goofball comedy version of the entire 60's before I signed up to do another season.
 
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