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(Bipartisan Report)   Trump's doctor's note is fake. Didn't help that the doctor misspelled his own name   ( bipartisanreport.com) divider line
    More: Fake, Bill Clinton, Donald Trump, White House, Mr. Donald Trump, President Donald Trump, memory serves-Donald Trump, President Donald Trump-self-alleged, Hillary Rodham Clinton  
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2018-01-13 07:50:09 PM  
How often does it need to be said?
Trump lies. Constantly. Repeatedly. About everything. At all times.

 
2018-01-13 07:51:57 PM  
Signed, Dr. Epstein's Mom
 
2018-01-13 07:52:50 PM  
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Fake doctor.
 
2018-01-13 07:55:43 PM  
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2018-01-13 07:57:15 PM  
We knew this was going to happen.
 
2018-01-13 07:57:20 PM  
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I'm guessing Trump is at a 3 or 4 easy!
 
2018-01-13 07:59:22 PM  
The President of the United States authorized a fake letter to be drafted (and subsequently distributed) extolling his purported good health, and used the name of a doctor who, as far as I've read, has a good reputation.

Not only that, but he misspelledthe doctor's name in his hurry to lie.

This is disgusting, manipulative, and probably the most transparently bullshiat thing he's done to push a narrative. At least, this hour.

I really, really hope the doctor comes forward and confirms or denies the letter (not violating HIPAA, of course). Because this is reprehensible, and if he isn't complicit with this fiasco, his reputation shouldn't suffer for it.
 
2018-01-13 07:59:49 PM  
Trump's personal doctor was unavailable.

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2018-01-13 08:00:28 PM  

Circusdog320: [img.fark.net image 373x226]
I'm guessing Trump is at a 3 or 4 easy!


Wouldn't it be terrible if the worthless motherf*cker suddenly seized up and went Tango Uniform?

/Absolutely f*cking tragic
 
2018-01-13 08:00:44 PM  
Zoidberg is Trump's Doctor
Youtube wHIjmGoSSow
 
2018-01-13 08:03:35 PM  

FormlessOne: How often does it need to be said?Trump lies. Constantly. Repeatedly. About everything. At all times.


The lying is one thing, but these guys are just so laughably BAD at it.
 
2018-01-13 08:03:38 PM  
I'm impressed. I was really expecting Trump to refuse to release the records because of confidentiality or some other nonsense. Releasing a fake takes a special kind of asshole.
 
2018-01-13 08:05:01 PM  

King Something: [img.fark.net image 850x550]


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2018-01-13 08:09:58 PM  

spooky.action: King Something: [img.fark.net image 850x550]

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Unfortunately, that's the first thing I saw.

/paging Dr. Freud.
 
2018-01-13 08:11:32 PM  
This guy?

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2018-01-13 08:15:39 PM  

fusillade762: FormlessOne: How often does it need to be said?Trump lies. Constantly. Repeatedly. About everything. At all times.

The lying is one thing, but these guys are just so laughably BAD at it.


So bad that they misspelled "Norway". Come on guys, w is waaaay over on the other side of the keyboard from m. Didn't the little red squiggly tell you?

And then, no one catches the doctor's name being misspelled? Really? This really kind of worries me.

Just how bad is Trump's health? They could have released a WH  statement saying "Trump's health is as expected for someone of his age and lifestyle."

Everyone would have read into whatever the fark they wanted to. We would have called him a liar, and the base would have said he has the fitness of a God, and we all would have moved on.

Now, they are just driving the point home that it's all shady and are getting asked more questions because of it.
 
2018-01-13 08:16:27 PM  

Anastacya: The President of the United States authorized a fake letter to be drafted (and subsequently distributed) extolling his purported good health, and used the name of a doctor who, as far as I've read, has a good reputation.

Not only that, but he misspelledthe doctor's name in his hurry to lie.

This is disgusting, manipulative, and probably the most transparently bullshiat thing he's done to push a narrative. At least, this hour.

I really, really hope the doctor comes forward and confirms or denies the letter (not violating HIPAA, of course). Because this is reprehensible, and if he isn't complicit with this fiasco, his reputation shouldn't suffer for it.


Nothing Matters.

No one who could do anything about it is going to call him on it.

No one has so far, and no one ever will.

People are falling all over themselves to try and save the image of The office of President of the United States, and that means covering for this piece of shiat liar.
 
2018-01-13 08:29:05 PM  
This "article" spends so much time editorializing, they forgot to include any actual facts.  Didn't some Farker post one of this doctor's previous letters for comparison's sake yesterday? That'd be far more useful.
 
2018-01-13 08:37:14 PM  

hobnail: This "article" spends so much time editorializing, they forgot to include any actual facts.  Didn't some Farker post one of this doctor's previous letters for comparison's sake yesterday? That'd be far more useful.


The doctor's note posted in another thread yesterday was Obama's health report, signed by a Dr. Ronny Jackson. This article is about Trump's health report, signed by a Dr. Ronnie Jackson.

So technically you are wrong -- this "doctor" did not have one of his previous letters posted in a Fark thread yesterday.
 
2018-01-13 08:37:34 PM  

hobnail: This "article" spends so much time editorializing, they forgot to include any actual facts.  Didn't some Farker post one of this doctor's previous letters for comparison's sake yesterday? That'd be far more useful.


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2018-01-13 08:37:43 PM  

hobnail: This "article" spends so much time editorializing, they forgot to include any actual facts.  Didn't some Farker post one of this doctor's previous letters for comparison's sake yesterday? That'd be far more useful.


I did, but Im on my phone and dont have access to it right now.
 
2018-01-13 08:39:58 PM  

hobnail: This "article" spends so much time editorializing, they forgot to include any actual facts.  Didn't some Farker post one of this doctor's previous letters for comparison's sake yesterday? That'd be far more useful.


Wait found it, I saved it to my dropbox.

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2018-01-13 08:40:29 PM  
 
2018-01-13 08:43:52 PM  

FormlessOne: How often does it need to be said?Trump lies. Constantly. Repeatedly. About everything. At all times.


And often for absolutely no farking reason.
 
2018-01-13 08:44:10 PM  

JustToLetYouKnowFriend: hobnail: This "article" spends so much time editorializing, they forgot to include any actual facts.  Didn't some Farker post one of this doctor's previous letters for comparison's sake yesterday? That'd be far more useful.

I did, but Im on my phone and dont have access to it right now.


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2018-01-13 08:44:29 PM  
Do we have the text of the statement the White House put out? All I can find are stories quoting it.
 
2018-01-13 08:45:09 PM  

JustToLetYouKnowFriend: hobnail: This "article" spends so much time editorializing, they forgot to include any actual facts.  Didn't some Farker post one of this doctor's previous letters for comparison's sake yesterday? That'd be far more useful.

Wait found it, I saved it to my dropbox.

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*shakes tiny fist in itty bitty rubber glove
 
2018-01-13 08:45:54 PM  
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"Quark! I just received an odd message from a Doctor Orpax of Ferenginar. He wants me to tell you he's very sorry but you don't have Dorek Syndrome. Does that make any sense to you?"
 
2018-01-13 08:46:30 PM  

Kevin72: This guy?

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2018-01-13 08:47:46 PM  

RJReves: JustToLetYouKnowFriend: hobnail: This "article" spends so much time editorializing, they forgot to include any actual facts.  Didn't some Farker post one of this doctor's previous letters for comparison's sake yesterday? That'd be far more useful.

I did, but Im on my phone and dont have access to it right now.

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The one I linked is from 2016 and used identical formatting. There's no way Dumb Donny (or a lackey) didn't write theirs.
 
2018-01-13 08:57:50 PM  
After a solid year of this crap, I don't know what's fake or real any longer.
 
2018-01-13 08:59:57 PM  

Kittypie070: After a solid year of this crap, I don't know what's fake or real any longer.


Welcome to the new normal.
 
2018-01-13 09:02:33 PM  

hobnail: Do we have the text of the statement the White House put out? All I can find are stories quoting it.


Most places quoting it are actually republishing the letter in its entirety. It reads as follows:

   "The President's physical exam today at Walter Reed National Military Medical Center went exceptionally well. The President is in excellent health and I look forward to briefing some of the details on Tuesday." - Dr. Ronnie Jackson


That's it. Just two sentences and a misspelled signature. Because they can't be arsed to try to forge a believable fake doctor's note, and expect people to believe their lies for no other reason than the fact that they were the ones who told those lies.

If Trump actually did have a physical, I'm guessing he is in significantly worse shape than one would expect for an overweight 71-year-old man whose diet consists almost entirely of junk food and whose exercise regimen consists largely of walking from his golf cart to the spot in the rough where his tee-off landed.
 
2018-01-13 09:06:04 PM  

Kittypie070: After a solid year of this crap, I don't know what's fake or real any longer.


If it's an official statement from the Trump administration and would reflect positively on him if it's true, then it's false.

It it's a screencap of a Trump[ tweet, look for a watermark in the bottom right corner. The fake ones from fake Trump tweet generators will have their website printed as that watermark; real Trump tweets have no such watermark.
 
2018-01-13 09:07:11 PM  
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2018-01-13 09:08:45 PM  

Kittypie070: After a solid year of this crap, I don't know what's fake or real any longer.


I used to feel that way until I started my new morning routine.

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2018-01-13 09:08:49 PM  

Kittypie070: After a solid year of this crap, I don't know what's fake or real any longer.


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You see that pile of salt?
That is the "pinch" of salt you take ANYTHING that comes out of the Trump Administration with.

If the Huckabeast says water is wet, I immediately check for myself.  If Trump says the sky is blue, I look outside and then consult a variety of live webcams and with Bill Nye and Neil deGrasse Tyson before believing Trump.
 
2018-01-13 09:13:11 PM  

King Something: hobnail: Do we have the text of the statement the White House put out? All I can find are stories quoting it.

Most places quoting it are actually republishing the letter in its entirety. It reads as follows:

   "The President's physical exam today at Walter Reed National Military Medical Center went exceptionally well. The President is in excellent health and I look forward to briefing some of the details on Tuesday." - Dr. Ronnie Jackson


That's it. Just two sentences and a misspelled signature. Because they can't be arsed to try to forge a believable fake doctor's note, and expect people to believe their lies for no other reason than the fact that they were the ones who told those lies.

If Trump actually did have a physical, I'm guessing he is in significantly worse shape than one would expect for an overweight 71-year-old man whose diet consists almost entirely of junk food and whose exercise regimen consists largely of walking from his golf cart to the spot in the rough where his tee-off landed.


Yeah...I meant a copy of the actual statement they sent out. Or did the WH just send the statement quoting Dr. Jackson? Not making much sense as I am at the "wishing for death" stage of a stomach virus.
 
2018-01-13 09:21:48 PM  
Bobby Brown - Roni
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2018-01-13 09:22:28 PM  

hobnail: King Something: hobnail: Do we have the text of the statement the White House put out? All I can find are stories quoting it.

Most places quoting it are actually republishing the letter in its entirety. It reads as follows:

   "The President's physical exam today at Walter Reed National Military Medical Center went exceptionally well. The President is in excellent health and I look forward to briefing some of the details on Tuesday." - Dr. Ronnie Jackson


That's it. Just two sentences and a misspelled signature. Because they can't be arsed to try to forge a believable fake doctor's note, and expect people to believe their lies for no other reason than the fact that they were the ones who told those lies.

If Trump actually did have a physical, I'm guessing he is in significantly worse shape than one would expect for an overweight 71-year-old man whose diet consists almost entirely of junk food and whose exercise regimen consists largely of walking from his golf cart to the spot in the rough where his tee-off landed.

Yeah...I meant a copy of the actual statement they sent out. Or did the WH just send the statement quoting Dr. Jackson? Not making much sense as I am at the "wishing for death" stage of a stomach virus.


For all we actually know, they are "quoting" "Dr." "Ronnie" "Jackson".

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2018-01-13 09:24:26 PM  

JustToLetYouKnowFriend: Kittypie070: After a solid year of this crap, I don't know what's fake or real any longer.

Welcome to the new normal.


THERE IS NOTHING NORMAL ABOUT THIS god damn it
 
2018-01-13 09:29:21 PM  

Kittypie070: After a solid year of this crap, I don't know what's fake or real any longer.


This was real:

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2018-01-13 09:32:46 PM  

davidphogan: Kittypie070: After a solid year of this crap, I don't know what's fake or real any longer.

This was real:

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2018-01-13 09:33:39 PM  

davidphogan: Kittypie070: After a solid year of this crap, I don't know what's fake or real any longer.

This was real:

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Oh.

Two exactly identical images of a lying quack bullsh*tter's computer monitor, with big red arrows pointing to the monitor.

Okay.

Whatever.
 
2018-01-13 09:36:46 PM  
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2018-01-13 09:45:25 PM  

Kittypie070: davidphogan: Kittypie070: After a solid year of this crap, I don't know what's fake or real any longer.

This was real:

[i.kinja-img.com image 800x499][i.kinja-img.com image 800x499]

Oh.

Two exactly identical images of a lying quack bullsh*tter's computer monitor, with big red arrows pointing to the monitor.

Okay.

Whatever.


It was only supposed to post once, but he was still using Windows XP!
 
2018-01-13 09:52:00 PM  
The Jerk - 250 big ones
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"I have my temporary driver's license, and my astronaut application form. I didn't pass that, though. I failed everything but the date of birth."
 
2018-01-13 09:56:29 PM  
Oh FFS.

#IMPEACH
 
2018-01-13 10:03:54 PM  

Archie Goodwin: Oh FFS.

#IMPEACH


Not until we have the House (and Senate, locked up to a *really* high confidence level).  We'll get one try at it and it has to be done correctly.  A non-conviction would likely help Trump and the GOP.
 
2018-01-13 10:14:53 PM  

gameshowhost: Archie Goodwin: Oh FFS.

#IMPEACH

Not until we have the House (and Senate, locked up to a *really* high confidence level).  We'll get one try at it and it has to be done correctly.  A non-conviction would likely help Trump and the GOP.


True, but at least leave me a faint glimmer of hope.
 
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