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(Billboard)   After an agonizing break SNL returns with Sam Rockwell as host. Will Alec Baldwin return as Trump to rant about shiathole countries? Will McKinnon's Kellyanne Conway justify idiocy? Will Uncle Albert join musical guest Halsey? SNL, 11:30pm ET on NBC   ( billboard.com) divider line
    More: Live, musical guest Halsey, Advertising, 2004 albums, member Cecily Strong, Chardonnay, SNL host, São Paulo, Billboard  
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2018-01-13 10:01:12 AM  
Our first LGBT President (Lying, Grifting, Bullying, Treasonous) has scored some new medals:
-Embarrassment-in-Chief
-Racist-in-Chief
-Pottymouth-in-Chief
for referring to people living in Africa and Haiti as living in "excrement" holes (not his word) and why should we let them into America. (Well duh, to share the opportunity, but the most "I got mine" man in America couldn't see that).

But that's not why I'm writing. We knew all that already. What fascinates me is that he chose Norway as the perfect country that we "should" be letting immigrants from. Why Norway?

We recently found out that in the hour before the Prime Minister of Norway was to meet with Trump, she was playing Pokemon Go. Most people upon hearing that would say "What????!!!!" But I say "Brilliant!!!!".

Apparently playing that got her mood to be empathetic with that of a 12 year old boy/manchild. And trapping mythological creatures. It must have worked, Trump arranged for Norway to be able to buy some B52s. And apparently he is under her spell, thinking Norwegians are the best people in the world, can more immigrate to America instead of those Africans and Haitians.

Go Pokemon Go!
 
2018-01-13 10:13:05 AM  
And don't bleep him.
 
2018-01-13 12:26:08 PM  
If you have not seen Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri, do so. Sam Rockwell's performance in it is wonderful. (NSFW language.)

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2018-01-13 05:43:54 PM  
Over/under on whether Alec Baldwin gets to say shiathole? I mean, it's after 11:30 so there's less strict standards. I think odds are pretty good.
 
2018-01-13 05:59:54 PM  

danielem1: Over/under on whether Alec Baldwin gets to say shiathole? I mean, it's after 11:30 so there's less strict standards. I think odds are pretty good.


I've noticed that this year SyFy isn't bleeping ANYTHING. So far I've heard multiple un-bleeped F-bombs on The Magicians and Happy! in recent days. I know they're not a broadcast network, but still, it's refreshing.
 
2018-01-13 11:09:44 PM  

fusillade762: danielem1: Over/under on whether Alec Baldwin gets to say shiathole? I mean, it's after 11:30 so there's less strict standards. I think odds are pretty good.

I've noticed that this year SyFy isn't bleeping ANYTHING. So far I've heard multiple un-bleeped F-bombs on The Magicians and Happy! in recent days. I know they're not a broadcast network, but still, it's refreshing.


Cable networks have been loosening the reigns on language since The Shield came out 15 years ago. Nowadays, it seems fark, coont, and corksoaker are the only words that are out of bounds on most cable channels. Slipping in a few f-bombs is the natural progression.

IIRC, AMC allowed Vince Gilligan 2 or 3 f-words a season on Breaking Bad.
 
2018-01-13 11:12:06 PM  

danielem1: Over/under on whether Alec Baldwin gets to say shiathole? I mean, it's after 11:30 so there's less strict standards. I think odds are pretty good.


He will. It's outside the FCC's designated family viewing hours, so SNL and NBC can't be penalized.
 
2018-01-13 11:23:55 PM  

stoli n coke: fusillade762: danielem1: Over/under on whether Alec Baldwin gets to say shiathole? I mean, it's after 11:30 so there's less strict standards. I think odds are pretty good.

I've noticed that this year SyFy isn't bleeping ANYTHING. So far I've heard multiple un-bleeped F-bombs on The Magicians and Happy! in recent days. I know they're not a broadcast network, but still, it's refreshing.

Cable networks have been loosening the reigns on language since The Shield came out 15 years ago. Nowadays, it seems fark, coont, and corksoaker are the only words that are out of bounds on most cable channels. Slipping in a few f-bombs is the natural progression.

IIRC, AMC allowed Vince Gilligan 2 or 3 f-words a season on Breaking Bad.


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2018-01-13 11:25:06 PM  
Poor Charles Rocket.
 
2018-01-13 11:25:27 PM  
I'm stoked.  Sometimes talented, funny seemingly self-aware entertainers end up being totally vanilla given the nature of the show.  But I'm optimistic
 
2018-01-13 11:27:42 PM  

stoli n coke: fusillade762: danielem1: Over/under on whether Alec Baldwin gets to say shiathole? I mean, it's after 11:30 so there's less strict standards. I think odds are pretty good.

I've noticed that this year SyFy isn't bleeping ANYTHING. So far I've heard multiple un-bleeped F-bombs on The Magicians and Happy! in recent days. I know they're not a broadcast network, but still, it's refreshing.

Cable networks have been loosening the reigns on language since The Shield came out 15 years ago. Nowadays, it seems fark, coont, and corksoaker are the only words that are out of bounds on most cable channels. Slipping in a few f-bombs is the natural progression.

IIRC, AMC allowed Vince Gilligan 2 or 3 f-words a season on Breaking Bad.


Wasn't Breaking Bad's still muted during broadcast?  I know the uncensored dialog was on the DVD releases.
 
2018-01-13 11:28:37 PM  

stoli n coke: danielem1: Over/under on whether Alec Baldwin gets to say shiathole? I mean, it's after 11:30 so there's less strict standards. I think odds are pretty good.

He will. It's outside the FCC's designated family viewing hours, so SNL and NBC can't be penalized.


Except it's being aired live on the west coast, so 8:30 pm here.
 
2018-01-13 11:32:03 PM  
That's exactly what Joe does. Funny stuff. And a guest appearance by Fred!
 
2018-01-13 11:32:24 PM  
Fred is having quite a busy weekend.
 
2018-01-13 11:33:17 PM  
LOL someone called it in the book thread that Fred was going to be on SNL.
 
2018-01-13 11:33:26 PM  
Love me some Fred Armisen.
 
2018-01-13 11:34:13 PM  
Bill Murray!
 
2018-01-13 11:34:36 PM  
now way...
 
2018-01-13 11:34:41 PM  
This is already a great episode!
 
2018-01-13 11:34:42 PM  
I guess they got a real person to play Bannon now. No more Death mask
 
2018-01-13 11:34:45 PM  
BILL!
 
2018-01-13 11:36:35 PM  
Someone fark up a cue card there?
 
2018-01-13 11:36:38 PM  
Bill Murray as Steve Bannon is the greatest thing that will ever appear on my TV.
 
2018-01-13 11:37:20 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Someone fark up a cue card there?


More like Bill's eyes are terrible.
 
2018-01-13 11:38:56 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Someone fark up a cue card there?


comedic pause.
 
2018-01-13 11:39:47 PM  
That was uncomfortable.
 
2018-01-13 11:40:34 PM  
He literally plaid a guy named "Guy".
 
2018-01-13 11:41:06 PM  

Unbridled Apathy: He literally plaid a guy named "Guy".


"Played"
 
2018-01-13 11:41:50 PM  
This is just silly. I like it.
 
2018-01-13 11:42:32 PM  
This is dumb
 
2018-01-13 11:42:53 PM  
This is stupid and a little funny
 
2018-01-13 11:43:01 PM  
I wish it didn't feel like he was phoning it in.
 
2018-01-13 11:43:03 PM  
Now this is a host's musical number. They pulled out the stops. Love it.
 
2018-01-13 11:43:21 PM  
And this "monologue" sucks dusty boar balls.
 
2018-01-13 11:43:58 PM  
Someone call his cocaine connection, we're going to need more energy.
 
2018-01-13 11:44:20 PM  
Strong so far, hope they keep it up.
 
2018-01-13 11:44:40 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: I wish it didn't feel like he was phoning it in.


He looks incredibly tight and nervous. I bet he doesn't do much live theatre.
 
2018-01-13 11:45:41 PM  
Anyone heard of Halsey?
 
2018-01-13 11:46:21 PM  

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Anyone heard of Halsey?


Nope
 
2018-01-13 11:46:58 PM  
If my friend tried to WebMD me at afternoon drinks, I'd break her iPad.
 
2018-01-13 11:47:02 PM  

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Anyone heard of Halsey?


Ja, I have teenage daughters. She's top 40 pop.
 
2018-01-13 11:48:40 PM  
Is this supposed to be a send up of Mr. Wizard?

At least Cecily is hot, as always.
 
2018-01-13 11:49:06 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Is this supposed to be a send up of Mr. Wizard?

At least Cecily is hot, as always.


I mean, as an adult. Not as a child like she's playing on TV.
 
2018-01-13 11:49:24 PM  
WWOOOOW THE F WORD!
 
2018-01-13 11:49:27 PM  
farkING stupid
 
2018-01-13 11:49:29 PM  
F bomb
 
2018-01-13 11:49:37 PM  
He said the F word..!
 
2018-01-13 11:49:40 PM  
This place is a shiathole!
 
2018-01-13 11:49:59 PM  
This is hysterical
 
2018-01-13 11:50:05 PM  
SO wonderful, Bill Murray and the F word and it's not even midnight!
 
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