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(Twitter)   "As a white woman who has had to adjust her Diva Cup in public after forgetting her bra at the high-waisted pants shop more times than I'd care to admit, I deeply relate to this dance piece"   ( twitter.com) divider line
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6179 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 12 Jan 2018 at 10:52 PM (10 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2018-01-12 08:45:37 PM  
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2018-01-12 09:03:13 PM  
I have two questions:
A) WTF was that?
2) Are they single?
 
2018-01-12 09:42:54 PM  
The aftermath:
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2018-01-12 09:43:22 PM  
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2018-01-12 10:49:24 PM  
What the hell just happened?
 
2018-01-12 10:55:20 PM  
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2018-01-12 10:56:58 PM  
If only they were speaking in tongues, I would have thought this was a Pentecostal service...otherwise it reminded me of the reactions I got trying to get a date for prom in high school.
 
2018-01-12 11:02:36 PM  
I'd pay 5$ for a front row seat
 
2018-01-12 11:06:50 PM  

Redh8t: I have two questions:
A) WTF was that?
2) Are they single?


3) Why did it go on for a full minute?
 
2018-01-12 11:08:36 PM  
I'd ask what the hell that was, but I have a feeling nobody knows.  Looks a little cold in that room, though.
 
2018-01-12 11:11:47 PM  
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2018-01-12 11:12:20 PM  
*sneeeerrrrrk* BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH
I do like you, subby.
 
2018-01-12 11:16:06 PM  
Is that what full body Kegel exercises might look like?
 
2018-01-12 11:17:20 PM  
Now those are some serious Kegels.
 
2018-01-12 11:20:55 PM  
What hast thou wrought, Marina Abromovitch?

/probably spelled that wrong
 
2018-01-12 11:21:31 PM  

Bondith: Redh8t: I have two questions:
A) WTF was that?
2) Are they single?

3) Why did it go on for a full minute?


Foreplay??
 
2018-01-12 11:21:41 PM  

ltnor: What the hell just happened?


That's what she said.
 
2018-01-12 11:22:31 PM  
Open casting call for Season 2 of the OA
 
2018-01-12 11:23:08 PM  
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2018-01-12 11:24:19 PM  
It seems kind of mean to record people who are having seizures.
 
2018-01-12 11:32:25 PM  
Made me think of this. I think it was all the colors.

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2018-01-12 11:41:18 PM  
Apparently all the good dancing has been done, so now we're left with this dreck?
 
2018-01-12 11:45:44 PM  

668NeighborOfTheBeast: Made me think of this. I think it was all the colors.

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Good. I'm not the only one that thought it was an interpretive away team :P
 
2018-01-12 11:46:28 PM  
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2018-01-12 11:49:04 PM  
As a white woman with 'foundation garments' I'm adjusting on the regular, I must say I have absoluteley no farking clue what's going on.  If anyone understands, can you please 'splain?
 
2018-01-12 11:49:30 PM  
I don't think I've ever wanted to check out of a conversation more than when I met someone who said they were an interpretive dancer.

"Oh you're an artist? What kind of art?"
"Interpretive dance."
 
2018-01-12 11:54:25 PM  
 
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it's you birthday...
 
2018-01-12 11:58:14 PM  
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2018-01-12 11:59:58 PM  
Whole Lotta Shakin' Goin' On! Holy Roller Style!
Youtube QWVHpm49tOU
 
2018-01-13 12:01:52 AM  

Wanton Pearl Clutchery: As a white woman with 'foundation garments' I'm adjusting on the regular, I must say I have absoluteley no farking clue what's going on.  If anyone understands, can you please 'splain?


I did a dance exactly like this once, after eating a gas station breakfast burrito.
 
2018-01-13 12:14:42 AM  
I saw dancing like that at the Goth club I went to in San Diego.
 
2018-01-13 12:15:49 AM  
I feel like if you want to do interpretive dance, it should still have actual dancing in it somewhere.
 
2018-01-13 12:21:08 AM  

Wanton Pearl Clutchery: As a white woman with 'foundation garments' I'm adjusting on the regular, I must say I have absoluteley no farking clue what's going on.  If anyone understands, can you please 'splain?


A diva cup is a menstrual blood receptacle that you wear in lieu of traditional menstruation control products. That much I know for sure.

I gather that removing a diva cup whilst wearing high waisted pants without any spills results in some body contortions reminiscent of the dancing in this video.

But I would think those movements would only be necessary if you were trying to remove the cup without taking off your pants. Which seems like a bad idea.
 
2018-01-13 12:24:17 AM  
interpretive dance is interpretive.
 
2018-01-13 12:25:26 AM  
As a white middle-aged man, I appreciate the women stepping up in the awkward-dancing-nobody-wants-to-look at department.
 
2018-01-13 12:30:04 AM  
A ten second part of that looks just like the time I saw somebody having a seizure in class. Poor girl. :(
 
2018-01-13 12:38:48 AM  

baorao: Wanton Pearl Clutchery: As a white woman with 'foundation garments' I'm adjusting on the regular, I must say I have absoluteley no farking clue what's going on.  If anyone understands, can you please 'splain?

A diva cup is a menstrual blood receptacle that you wear in lieu of traditional menstruation control products. That much I know for sure.

I gather that removing a diva cup whilst wearing high waisted pants without any spills results in some body contortions reminiscent of the dancing in this video.

But I would think those movements would only be necessary if you were trying to remove the cup without taking off your pants. Which seems like a bad idea.


That's a well-thought-out explanation.  Now deliver it in the form of...INTERPRETIVE DANCE.

/bwaaaaaammmmm
 
2018-01-13 12:51:47 AM  
I was listening to Pentangle's "Market Song" when I clicked the link and it oddly worked.
 
2018-01-13 12:52:42 AM  
I've decided to stop talking altogether. From now on I'm only going to communicate via interpretive dance.
 
2018-01-13 12:57:27 AM  
Gross.  Diva cups.
 
2018-01-13 01:05:38 AM  

Thong_of_Zardoz: I've decided to stop talking altogether. From now on I'm only going to communicate via interpretive dance.


If you could pull that off in enough threads, it might be more impressive than the Bo Burnham guy
 
2018-01-13 01:15:55 AM  
It takes a talented person to film this without shaking the camera from laughter.
 
2018-01-13 01:16:34 AM  
Fitted clothing, weird dance, no bras, thumbs up. WTF is a diva cup?
 
2018-01-13 01:17:46 AM  
Just looked it up, nm. Didn't need to know.
 
2018-01-13 01:22:31 AM  
That's not interpretive dance.  This is interpretive dance
Torn
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2018-01-13 01:25:32 AM  

baron von doodle: Fitted clothing, weird dance, no bras, thumbs up. WTF is a diva cup?


It's best if you google "two girls, one diva cup"
 
2018-01-13 01:30:51 AM  
Needs more flips.  Like the DEVO spaz.
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2018-01-13 01:39:19 AM  

baron von doodle: Fitted clothing, weird dance, no bras, thumbs up. WTF is a diva cup?


A stupid silicone cup thing you shove up your hoo-ha because I guess more environmentally friendly or some crap.

/nope
 
2018-01-13 01:57:04 AM  
I had that happen with an animated render once. Still don't how the keyframes got all scrambled like that.
 
2018-01-13 02:02:42 AM  
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This makes, what, three work-safe Oglafs?
 
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