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(The Daily Beast)   A second porn star has hit Trump Tower   ( thedailybeast.com) divider line
    More: Followup, Trump, Donald Trump, Donald J. Trump, Daniels, Stormy Daniels, Melania Trump, star Stormy Daniels, Donald Trump Cheats  
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2018-01-13 08:04:11 AM  

Warthog: fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 701x1000]

I would murder everyone in this thread for a chance at that.

Meh, I don't see it.  Most conventional porn stars just look bored.  She can be taking 8 inch dicks in three different holes at once and it looks like she's doing her job.  Because she is.  Good porn makes me believe the actress is enjoying it.  And a triple-dicking is more awkward than anything.


Yeah, your mom says that a lot.
 
2018-01-13 08:27:00 AM  

meatofmystery: *ahem*...*drinks water*...*pops neck*  ok..

B B B BUT BUT BILL CLINTON!!!!


Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
 
2018-01-13 08:41:31 AM  
I wonder if this will lead to Mother forcing Pence to resign.
 
2018-01-13 08:46:22 AM  

ChibiDebuHage: This puts to rest any stupid notion that Trump's fear of germs is proof that the pee tapes cannot be real.
Men with honest paranoia about germs do not go out of their way to fark multiple PORN stars.


I doubt he's had that much actual sex education.  He's probably one of those people who thinks you can't get pregnant if you have sex standing up.  After all, doesn't he believe people are born with a finite amount of energy that gets exhausted faster through exercising?

I can completely see him being a germaphobe/having paranoia about being poisoned and still thinking "If she doesn't look infected then she's safe. "
 
2018-01-13 08:51:21 AM  

billygeek: Filthy & Sad. Stormy was my go-too... Now, thinking how that bloated animal crawled all over her?

GROSS!


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2018-01-13 09:07:49 AM  

Weaver95: Sailing Starflower: Weaver95: Sailing Starflower: Weaver95: evangelicals believe that enjoying sex is EVIL.

No, evangelicals believe that WOMEN enjoying sex is evil.

no, evangelicals believe women should be PUNISHED for enjoying sex by being forced to carry any child conceived to full term.

But they've always believed sex is evil even for men.  they just think men handle sin better than women.

okay, you win

I have a lot of discussions with evangelicals.  their theology is offensive on many levels....but yes, they really do seem to believe women are inherently weak, sinful creatures who cannot be left to their own devices.  men have to be firmly in control at all times for any stable society to exist.

most evangelicals wouldn't last 5 minutes in your average Irish Catholic household.  go on, tell that fiery red headed woman over there to STFU and do as told.  I'll just be over here, setting up the first aid supplies and bandages for ya.


While they believe men must be in control for stability that do not believe men ARE in control specifically with sex. This is why how you dress or being alone with a man makes rape a woman's fault because he couldnt help himself and she tempted him.

A southern baptist school I attended was told they had to do sex ed so they separated us girls from the boys. They then told us men were like microwaves while women were ovens. We take longer to warm up. We didnt understand that while we think we're just holding hands the man now has urges he can't control so we've forced him to sin. The entire talk was sex will send you to hell and how its all a woman's fault no matter what happens. They gave examples of how the media says its not a womans fault but in gods eyes it was etc

/i hated that school
//told my friend she was an ez bake oven and we got in trouble for laughing.
///you could be expelled for dancing
 
2018-01-13 09:13:46 AM  

Weaver95: Naido: What are the consequences for evangelicals specifically.

well, here in Pa the GOP was pushing another very restrictive abortion bill.  they know Gov Wolf (D) was going to veto it, and they had the votes lined up to overturn it.  Then Trump happened, Wolf vetoed the legislation and the pro life evangelicals just.....vanished.  Poof.  Gone.


If they had the votes to overturn, why not go forward?  I still don't see how this is attributable to Trump; I don't see the step (B) between (A) Trump and (C) profit
 
2018-01-13 09:20:04 AM  

StoPPeRmobile: meatofmystery: *ahem*...*drinks water*...*pops neck*  ok..

B B B BUT BUT BILL CLINTON!!!!

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.


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2018-01-13 10:14:31 AM  

redoctober65: So this allegedly happened after he married Melania...

/I wonder if she will allegedly separate his penis from his groinal area tonight


I suspect it all goes according to the schedule in her contract.   No kissing, no holding hands, three public appearances per month, sex as necessary to provide one live birth of a male.  Keep her affairs discreet.  Non disclosure agreement.  Some clause about her weight, and appearance.  All the standard legal stuff.

I doubt she's emotionally invested.
 
2018-01-13 10:23:04 AM  
This actually would be the THIRD from the same event (golf tournament) as adult film actress "Drake" had also made allegations in the past that Trump felt her up and was making cash offers to her to spend "some time" with him.

Personally, I don't really care that much so long as everything was consensual.

But I'll be damned if I can sit here and take these farking, phony evangelicals defend and deify this man as if he were the most perfect "Christian" who ever walked the Earth.  It's not even a pretzel anymore, it's some indescribable shape as they continue to bend, twist and distort in order to justify their support of Trump and the "qualities" of Trump himself.  If they knew what shame was, perhaps they would feel it?  (doubtful)
 
2018-01-13 11:34:06 AM  

englaja: Sleazy Two Scoops does something sleazy.

Trump never held himself up to be a paragon of sexual virtue. In fact, he reveled in his exploitative ways. So, to me, this isn't a shock, or even a flaw. We expected no better, he told us he was no better, yet the system regurgitated him as President. He's not the "family first" pastor who smokes meth with a rent boy in a Motel Six. He's not the Catholic church priest married to God who fiddles with kids in the confessional. He's Pervy Old Donnie being Pervy Old Donnie. Wake me when he misuses his office or public funds to do it, or it exposes him to blackmail.

As I've said, if I ever hold elected office and people want to try to blackmail me with naked pics or pee videos, I'm happy to sign them for anyone who wants them and even host a Director's Cut version because hey, you can't shame me.


That's fine, but is the allegations are true then he lied about it and continues to lie about it, which is what got clinton impeached remember?
 
2018-01-13 11:56:26 AM  

coffemonster: englaja: Sleazy Two Scoops does something sleazy.

Trump never held himself up to be a paragon of sexual virtue. In fact, he reveled in his exploitative ways. So, to me, this isn't a shock, or even a flaw. We expected no better, he told us he was no better, yet the system regurgitated him as President. He's not the "family first" pastor who smokes meth with a rent boy in a Motel Six. He's not the Catholic church priest married to God who fiddles with kids in the confessional. He's Pervy Old Donnie being Pervy Old Donnie. Wake me when he misuses his office or public funds to do it, or it exposes him to blackmail.

As I've said, if I ever hold elected office and people want to try to blackmail me with naked pics or pee videos, I'm happy to sign them for anyone who wants them and even host a Director's Cut version because hey, you can't shame me.

That's fine, but is the allegations are true then he lied about it and continues to lie about it, which is what got clinton impeached remember?


The alternative facts people like to point out lies only count here if you pinky swear first. Until you're under oath you can say whatever pops into your head - and that alternate reality is somehow equally valid.
 
2018-01-13 03:27:57 PM  

ansius: aerojockey: fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 701x1000]

I would murder everyone in this thread for a chance at that.

After Trump hit it?

A friend of mine dated a woman who had a one night stand with Trump. She won't talk about it.


Bloody hell, I hope they both get tested regularly.
 
2018-01-13 06:45:22 PM  

Crewmannumber6: billygeek: Filthy & Sad. Stormy was my go-too... Now, thinking how that bloated animal crawled all over her?

GROSS!


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Like when you see this little woman (Liv Morgan of WWE);
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Then you remember that she used to date Enzo Amore.

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2018-01-13 08:15:37 PM  

Weaver95: Man On Pink Corner: Wait, wait, don't tell me, Let me guess: nobody can prove jack shiat.

Trump can always rely on his stellar reputation for honorable behavior and history of never once lying about anything ever.

I mean, Trump's always been SUCH a paragon of virtue his entire life, right?

/ah hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
//sarcasm
///can't wait for evangelicals to step up and defend this mess.


They will be "strangely silent". I'm sure.
 
2018-01-13 08:58:25 PM  

The Green Intern: GungFu: fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 701x1000]

I would murder everyone in this thread for a chance at that.

Those tits should be emancipated. Free from the bondage of suffering. Free from all....wait...pr0n star?
*Pornhub Search*

Hmmm. She's a terrible actress. Loves the taste of man juice. Whiney voice. Sharp knees. But she is a boat captain, so good on her.

And here's a picture of the boat

[yachtpics.com image 783x520]


I'd tap that....
 
2018-01-13 09:27:10 PM  
I thought Alana Evans was into black, not orange...or so my roommate says...
 
2018-01-13 10:20:03 PM  

Sailing Starflower: Warthog: fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 701x1000]

I would murder everyone in this thread for a chance at that.

Meh, I don't see it.  Most conventional porn stars just look bored.  She can be taking 8 inch dicks in three different holes at once and it looks like she's doing her job.  Because she is.  Good porn makes me believe the actress is enjoying it.  And a triple-dicking is more awkward than anything.

I'd rather bang some kawaii lolitas or something.

[img.fark.net image 850x1275]
Yum.

/I may have a problem...


they squeak when you fark 'em.
 
2018-01-13 11:55:49 PM  

Weaver95: Naido: Weaver95: I'll bet the evangelicals are SO glad they're backing this president...

They don't care.  They never did

actually, I think they DO care about this one.  maybe not for reasons that make sense to sane and reasonable people, but the evangelicals get really twitchy about sex scandals.


They just won't believe he did it. There could be video and they wouldn't believe he did it.
 
2018-01-14 12:06:00 AM  

fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 701x1000]

I would murder everyone in this thread for a chance at that.


Looks like he has a type.
 
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