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(Daily Mail)   Leaks indicate Julian Assange's Ecuadorian citizenship offer actually an effort to purge lingering stank from embassy. Julian doesn't bathe "unless the people around him force him into the shower"   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2018-01-12 09:57:43 PM  
31 votes:
Reminds me of seeing this sign, or one very much like it in a gaming and comic book store:

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2018-01-12 07:27:28 PM  
25 votes:
Seems appropriate, we all assumed Assange was a piece of shiat anyway.
2018-01-12 11:46:47 PM  
11 votes:

randomjsa: Assage, liberals bestest bestest friend in the whole universe...

Until he started leaking information detrimental to them.


Assange started out with a decent premise to show the sausage being made behind governmental doors....but then quickly showed he could be corrupted and bought by those governments and post one-side and fake information and lost all credibility and sanity.
TWX
2018-01-12 11:02:48 PM  
10 votes:
I've read that their embassy is basically a unit in a fairly nice apartment block. It's small. Having him there is probably like having a shut-in roommate in one's house or apartment that won't go outside, and after awhile stops caring about things like bathing because of the mental illness associated with being a shut-in for a long period of time.

It's also why they can't manage to customize a car and hide him in the dashboard or something to get him out the embassy gates unnoticed, there is no internal parking. He can't even reach a car unobserved. Hell, even the hallway outside the apartment isn't part of the embassy, he can't go out and get the paper or check the mail.
2018-01-12 10:55:51 PM  
9 votes:

randomjsa: Assage, liberals bestest bestest friend in the whole universe...

Until he started leaking information detrimental to them.


One would think that your 2012 presidential candidate being right on the nose about Russia would make you happy, but no...

You have to try to deflect from what assange is actually doing to your party.

Sucks to be you.
2018-01-12 10:53:16 PM  
7 votes:
Assage, liberals bestest bestest friend in the whole universe...

Until he started leaking information detrimental to them.
2018-01-13 01:39:26 AM  
3 votes:

Ketchuponsteak: Because, the Daily Fail has a farking clue.


They are not the only ones carrying this story.
2018-01-13 09:01:14 AM  
2 votes:

Do you know the way to Mordor: fluffy_pope: Wikireeks.

I am so using that!

Anyway, my take on this is that a future analysis of who Julian Assange has been contacting regularly on the Internet may well show that he has been taking advice from Ted Nugent...

http://gawker.com/5983634/patriotic-am​erican-ted-nugent-shiat-his-pants-to-a​void-the-draft


You know who was the sole source of that story? Ted himself, in an interview with a stoned "High Times" reporter in 1977.  Turns out he actually got a student deferment, then a physical one.

His band played several public gigs during the time he claims to have smelled disgusting, no one has ever confirmed the story.  Including his former bandmates.

Conclusion: Ted was being Ted, talking out his ass as usual.  You can't actually trust anything the guy says.  Good or bad.
2018-01-13 02:08:12 AM  
2 votes:
I've heard stories of people in the Army getting a "brush party" when people get tired of their poor hygiene. Basically a bunch of guys drag him to the showers with a bucket, a bunch of soap and toilet/srcrub brushes. It's not a gentle cleaning either.
TWX
2018-01-13 12:12:31 AM  
2 votes:

Begoggle: Ketchuponsteak: Resident Muslim: Ketchuponsteak: Because, the Daily Fail has a farking clue.

Sshh, some people want to believe.

/funny how you see them defending whistleblowers in other threads

What? That doesn't even make sense.

Anyways, he does look "well groomed". If I spent 5 years in that embassy, my hair wouldn't be well balsamed, and my beard wouldn't be a perfect lenght, I mean, I can't manage (or care), when I am not in an embassy.

Ignoring what you said, mostly because I didn't understand it, we're talking the Daily Fail here, and from the pictures available, he does look like someone who would, in adition to looking like that guy that may or may not, have concensual sex with two Swedish girl, probably doesn't smell to an extend that the embassy personal would have to force him to take showers.

WTF., did they also have to force him to groom his beard? His farking hair is always the same lenght, and looks like some commercial, they forced him to that?

Or, is it the Daily Fail. Upstanding publications like that who caused Brexit etc. Ie., liars.

My fantasy is to have Daily Fail, Assange, Breitbart, and Steve Bannon all fighting each other.


Well one of them's a corpse, one of them's soon to be a corpse by the look of him, and one of them went straight to spectre without actually dying.
2018-01-12 11:41:33 PM  
2 votes:

Resident Muslim: Ketchuponsteak: Because, the Daily Fail has a farking clue.

Sshh, some people want to believe.

/funny how you see them defending whistleblowers in other threads


Oh, please, do tell how pirating and posting the text for "Fire and Fury" is whistleblowing.

I'll wait.
2018-01-12 11:01:44 PM  
2 votes:
Am I the only one who hopes he has to live in the embassy the rest of his life, like a stinky, short haired Rapunzel?
2018-01-12 10:47:56 PM  
2 votes:
That guy is taking one weird turn on Earth.
TWX
2018-01-13 10:25:00 AM  
1 vote:

dittybopper: Do you know the way to Mordor: fluffy_pope: Wikireeks.

I am so using that!

Anyway, my take on this is that a future analysis of who Julian Assange has been contacting regularly on the Internet may well show that he has been taking advice from Ted Nugent...

http://gawker.com/5983634/patriotic-am​erican-ted-nugent-shiat-his-pants-to-a​void-the-draft

You know who was the sole source of that story? Ted himself, in an interview with a stoned "High Times" reporter in 1977.  Turns out he actually got a student deferment, then a physical one.

His band played several public gigs during the time he claims to have smelled disgusting, no one has ever confirmed the story.  Including his former bandmates.

Conclusion: Ted was being Ted, talking out his ass as usual.  You can't actually trust anything the guy says.  Good or bad.


Wouldn't coming in like that have a decent chance of leading to a physical deferrment? The draft-board kicking the can down the road to the next draft board because they don't want to deal with him even though he doesn't seem like he's actually crazy?
2018-01-13 01:52:27 AM  
1 vote:

fluffy_pope: Wikireeks.


I am so using that!

Anyway, my take on this is that a future analysis of who Julian Assange has been contacting regularly on the Internet may well show that he has been taking advice from Ted Nugent...

http://gawker.com/5983634/patriotic-a​m​erican-ted-nugent-shiat-his-pants-to-a​void-the-draft
2018-01-13 12:14:29 AM  
1 vote:
What I don't get is why they haven't just shipped him out in a diplomatic bag.
2018-01-12 11:53:35 PM  
1 vote:

Ketchuponsteak: Resident Muslim: Ketchuponsteak: Because, the Daily Fail has a farking clue.

Sshh, some people want to believe.

/funny how you see them defending whistleblowers in other threads

What? That doesn't even make sense.

Anyways, he does look "well groomed". If I spent 5 years in that embassy, my hair wouldn't be well balsamed, and my beard wouldn't be a perfect lenght, I mean, I can't manage (or care), when I am not in an embassy.

Ignoring what you said, mostly because I didn't understand it, we're talking the Daily Fail here, and from the pictures available, he does look like someone who would, in adition to looking like that guy that may or may not, have concensual sex with two Swedish girl, probably doesn't smell to an extend that the embassy personal would have to force him to take showers.

WTF., did they also have to force him to groom his beard? His farking hair is always the same lenght, and looks like some commercial, they forced him to that?

Or, is it the Daily Fail. Upstanding publications like that who caused Brexit etc. Ie., liars.


My fantasy is to have Daily Fail, Assange, Breitbart, and Steve Bannon all fighting each other.
2018-01-12 11:51:51 PM  
1 vote:

Resident Muslim: Ketchuponsteak: Because, the Daily Fail has a farking clue.

Sshh, some people want to believe.

/funny how you see them defending whistleblowers in other threads


What? That doesn't even make sense.

Anyways, he does look "well groomed". If I spent 5 years in that embassy, my hair wouldn't be well balsamed, and my beard wouldn't be a perfect lenght, I mean, I can't manage (or care), when I am not in an embassy.

Ignoring what you said, mostly because I didn't understand it, we're talking the Daily Fail here, and from the pictures available, he does look like someone who would, in adition to looking like that guy that may or may not, have concensual sex with two Swedish girl, probably doesn't smell to an extend that the embassy personal would have to force him to take showers.

WTF., did they also have to force him to groom his beard? His farking hair is always the same lenght, and looks like some commercial, they forced him to that?

Or, is it the Daily Fail. Upstanding publications like that who caused Brexit etc. Ie., liars.
2018-01-12 11:41:33 PM  
1 vote:
A hygienically challenged wannabe hacker? I am shocked. Shocked, I tells ya.
2018-01-12 11:08:51 PM  
1 vote:
Because, the Daily Fail has a farking clue.
2018-01-12 08:18:41 PM  
1 vote:
Oh..........ICK.
 
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