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(Messy Nessy Chic)   Napoleon's heirs includes a New York douchebag and a Star Trek actor   ( messynessychic.com) divider line
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2018-01-12 04:26:25 PM  
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2018-01-12 04:52:20 PM  
Notably absences from Napoleon's heirs - any sitting European monarchs
 
2018-01-12 05:19:05 PM  
Heir != descendant != relative
 
2018-01-12 05:42:06 PM  
I swear I thought it was gonna be Trump. Subby needs to change the headline to say 'No, not that egotistical New York douchebag'...
 
2018-01-12 05:43:50 PM  

Mikey1969: I swear I thought it was gonna be Trump. Subby needs to change the headline to say 'No, not that egotistical New York douchebag'...


Trump did inherit his fingers.
 
2018-01-12 05:48:18 PM  
But not this guy?
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2018-01-12 05:50:04 PM  

Wellon Dowd: Heir != descendant != relative


Who said that it was?
 
2018-01-12 06:11:51 PM  

slackananda: [img.fark.net image 540x729]

FTA: Another fun fact: Napoleon's penis is in New Jersey.

 
2018-01-12 06:38:27 PM  
Subby, are you commatose?
 
2018-01-12 06:59:11 PM  
Funny story:
When ST:DS9 came out, René Aberjoinois (sp?) was on Leno. He said that he gave the script of the pilot to his dad. After reading it, he said his dad called him and said, "Oh no! You're playing a fascist!"
Rene laughed.
 
2018-01-12 07:06:03 PM  
No farking way! Odo is a great character and I always like seeing him in random other shows. Bad guy in an episode of Stargate SG1 (they let him die by going through the wormhole with the iris closed IIRC) and Dee's old teacher in an Always Sunny episode. Good actor.
 
2018-01-12 07:06:52 PM  
I love how his penis is in a box in the new jersey home of a urologist.
 
2018-01-12 07:16:11 PM  
ZIGGY PIGGY!  ZIGGY PIGGY!
 
2018-01-12 08:26:39 PM  
You mean the guy from Benson??

/dating myself
 
2018-01-12 08:50:28 PM  

buntz: You mean the guy from Benson??

/dating myself


I date myself, too, sometimes, but don't often admit it in public.

/bunk
//me
///and late-teen Missy Gold makes 3
 
2018-01-12 09:03:49 PM  
They have some pretty sweet skills.
 
2018-01-12 09:53:28 PM  
Great this or that only matters if it is father or mother.

The rest are by-blows.
 
2018-01-13 12:56:56 AM  

Buttknuckle: I love how his penis is in a box in the new jersey home of a urologist.


Is it unremarkable I wonder?
 
2018-01-13 08:49:50 AM  

KodosZardoz: Funny story:
When ST:DS9 came out, René Aberjoinois (sp?) was on Leno. He said that he gave the script of the pilot to his dad. After reading it, he said his dad called him and said, "Oh no! You're playing a fascist!"
Rene laughed.


Well, Odo is a fascist; even the creators of the show have said as much. He's one of the special breed of "good" fascists (e.g. Dirty Harry, Sam Vimes, the Punisher) who only exist in fiction - the ones for whom law and order really is about protecting the innocent, rather than just (giving the appearance of) punishing the guilty.
 
2018-01-13 02:14:32 PM  

I Ate Shergar: KodosZardoz: Funny story:
When ST:DS9 came out, René Aberjoinois (sp?) was on Leno. He said that he gave the script of the pilot to his dad. After reading it, he said his dad called him and said, "Oh no! You're playing a fascist!"
Rene laughed.

Well, Odo is a fascist; even the creators of the show have said as much. He's one of the special breed of "good" fascists (e.g. Dirty Harry, Sam Vimes, the Punisher) who only exist in fiction - the ones for whom law and order really is about protecting the innocent, rather than just (giving the appearance of) punishing the guilty.


I think that's exactly why René found it funny.
 
2018-01-13 03:06:31 PM  

buntz: You mean the guy from Benson??

/dating myself


No.  The guy from Night Gallery.
 
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