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(NYPost) Boobies Mobsters rounded up and arraigned: "Grumpy," "Porky," "Al Muscles," "Joe Valet," "Joey Blue Eyes" and "Boobsie." Wait, "Boobsie"? Really?   ( nypost.com) divider line
    More: Boobies, Bonanno crime family, Joey Blue Eyes, Gambino crime family, alleged Lucchese knee-breaker, Manhattan Federal Court, alleged capo, alleged acting capo, following alleged Bonanno  
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2018-01-12 02:53:11 PM  
10 votes:
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gonna get the papers, get the papers...
2018-01-12 03:02:43 PM  
8 votes:
Suzy Two Poops approves.

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2018-01-12 02:54:10 PM  
7 votes:
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Is this her?
2018-01-12 02:50:09 PM  
7 votes:
Eugene "Boobsie" Castelle was allegedly on loan from the Lucchese crime family

I thought they only did that in soccer.
2018-01-12 02:42:13 PM  
7 votes:
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2018-01-12 02:54:38 PM  
6 votes:
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2018-01-12 02:52:37 PM  
6 votes:
Yes, we have no Bonannos.
2018-01-12 02:30:09 PM  
6 votes:
Do I amuse you?
2018-01-12 03:01:11 PM  
5 votes:
Rejected Dick Tracy villain?

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2018-01-12 03:03:10 PM  
4 votes:
Big Pussy has frowns on your shenanigans.

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2018-01-12 03:02:42 PM  
3 votes:
If Boobsie talks, it's be tits up for that mobster..
2018-01-12 02:27:41 PM  
3 votes:
Boobies.
2018-01-12 03:45:46 PM  
2 votes:
"Tater Salad" still on the run.
2018-01-12 03:28:40 PM  
2 votes:
Could be worse.

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2018-01-12 02:33:58 PM  
2 votes:
Is his real name Robert Paulson?

/dnrtfa
2018-01-13 03:04:11 AM  
1 vote:

mentula: gunther_bumpass: Fano: August11: Fano: August11: I'm married into a family of old Irish bookies and smart guys. In my experience, the sillier the nickname, the more serious the character. Two of the most intimidating fellows I've met: "Sidewalk" and "Ladle."

Aiken Drum?

I don't think from the song, no. I think he put someone in the hospital with a ladle.

A ladle?

Knocked him supine.

not prone?


No, that was his brother.
2018-01-12 07:18:07 PM  
1 vote:
Tits McGee still wanted for questioning...
2018-01-12 04:26:48 PM  
1 vote:

Fano: August11: Fano: August11: I'm married into a family of old Irish bookies and smart guys. In my experience, the sillier the nickname, the more serious the character. Two of the most intimidating fellows I've met: "Sidewalk" and "Ladle."

Aiken Drum?

I don't think from the song, no. I think he put someone in the hospital with a ladle.

A ladle?


Knocked him supine.
2018-01-12 04:05:09 PM  
1 vote:

August11: Fano: August11: I'm married into a family of old Irish bookies and smart guys. In my experience, the sillier the nickname, the more serious the character. Two of the most intimidating fellows I've met: "Sidewalk" and "Ladle."

Aiken Drum?

I don't think from the song, no. I think he put someone in the hospital with a ladle.


A ladle?
2018-01-12 03:51:23 PM  
1 vote:

brantgoose: My Indian name is nearly the same as my real name and my screen name. You can not improve on perfection. You also can not make nicknames out of a name like mine. The only way to do so is to lengthen rather than shorten the name.

That is why some dicks and some well-meaning friends have called me Brantford or Brantley.

Famous Indian Brants include Chief Joseph Brant, his powerful sister in the Women's Council, Mary Brant, and the country singer, Paul Brant, although I am not quite sure if he is a native or not.

If I were a villain I could call myself Black Brant, after the missile of the same name rather than the bird.


Cinderblock?
2018-01-12 03:23:03 PM  
1 vote:
The money is in the Bonanno stand.
2018-01-12 03:06:50 PM  
1 vote:
I have a feeling that the mob guys with the cute names are coldest, most evil motherfarkers that you could find.

Someone with the nick name "Boobsie" would probably shoot you in the face without hesitation.
2018-01-12 03:04:36 PM  
1 vote:
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2018-01-12 03:01:58 PM  
1 vote:
It's 2018, they must be running out of nicknames.
2018-01-12 02:53:35 PM  
1 vote:

Marcus Aurelius: Eugene "Boobsie" Castelle was allegedly on loan from the Lucchese crime family

I thought they only did that in soccer.


It's Italy, every crime family has a soccer team, and every soccer team is owned by a crime family. Especially AC Milan.

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2018-01-12 02:46:36 PM  
1 vote:
Chesty La Rue?

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