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(Hot Air)   Still plenty of commercial time available for the Super Bowl. Ads run for the low price of just $167,000 per second   ( hotair.com) divider line
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2018-01-12 06:04:22 PM  
The league, which gave Commissioner Roger Goodell a huge new contract and major bonus incentives for his performance, has endured countless controversies from off-putting, off-field thuggery by players, to an alarming number of head injuries to excessive player showboating to a surfeit of lousy match-ups producing really boring games with sad scores too easily divided by three.

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2018-01-12 06:38:44 PM  
So, about $5200 per frame.

Does subliminal advertising work? I need to move some books.
 
2018-01-12 10:17:36 PM  

sigdiamond2000: The league, which gave Commissioner Roger Goodell a huge new contract and major bonus incentives for his performance, has endured countless controversies from off-putting, off-field thuggery by players, to an alarming number of head injuries to excessive player showboating to a surfeit of lousy match-ups producing really boring games with sad scores too easily divided by three.

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I'm impressed they left out moving three teams from their established markets.  They move or announce the moves out of three markets, and are nobody thinks that has anything to do with it?

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2018-01-12 10:20:33 PM  
Commercials are expensive.
 
2018-01-12 11:01:27 PM  
BalugaJoe: B-b-but no one's watching, right?
 
2018-01-12 11:26:35 PM  
So the the money disappears at the speed of light?

/Down the hatch!
//Brought to you by Bud Light
 
2018-01-13 11:09:50 AM  
A super bowl commercial is one of my "lottery dreams".

Have it be 10 seconds or so of me sitting in a chair in a nice den, watching the game, drinking a crappy beer. Say something like "despite winning the lottery, I'm still just a normal guy who wants to watch this game like everyone else. Also, screw the Patriots."

(sips beer)

"Naaaah, just kidding."

(Camera pulls back to reveal I'm sitting in a set, on a beach, surrounded by hot women wearing not much.)

"Enjoy the game and your February weather, flyover country!"
 
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