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2018-01-12 03:33:42 PM  
The perfect murderer never even left a suspicion that a crime even took place.
 
2018-01-12 07:00:43 PM  
He's much better off now.

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2018-01-12 07:11:49 PM  
Why are we linking to a link of the story?

And this woman is clearly a genius along Trump's caliber. I can almost see someone not understanding how browser history works, but did she really feel that a couple of paper towels and a plastic bag would completely hide the murder weapon from the cops??
 
2018-01-12 08:55:33 PM  
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2018-01-12 08:58:02 PM  
That's a rough 75.
Wait, 55? Yikes.
 
2018-01-12 09:05:53 PM  

SecretAgentWoman: Why are we linking to a link of the story?


The link to the full story was probably already submitted and rejected.

And this woman is clearly a genius along Trump's caliber. I can almost see someone not understanding how browser history works, but did she really feel that a couple of paper towels and a plastic bag would completely hide the murder weapon from the cops??

Thinking probably isn't her strongest quality.
 
2018-01-12 09:11:46 PM  
Does subby really think all evidence of his searches for dwarf trans porn is only on his computer. His ISP  can see it too.
 
2018-01-12 09:20:40 PM  

un_farking_real: Does subby really think all evidence of his searches for dwarf trans porn is only on his computer. His ISP  can see it too.


That's why I use a VPN for all my Mexican Midget Donkey Ski Bunny Porn needs.
um.. I mean...
IF I was into that kind of thing.
 
2018-01-12 09:22:42 PM  
She should just say "OMG the murderers broke into my home before and used my computer?!?! The fiends!"
 
2018-01-12 09:24:43 PM  
this reminds me of the time i tried to succeed in business. i worked my ass off, and still got nowhere
 
2018-01-12 09:31:54 PM  

slackananda: He's much better off now.

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Egad!  I bet he practically sucked the slugs from the barrel once the opportunity presented.
 
2018-01-12 09:37:18 PM  
Remind me to write that book:  "Capital Murder for Dummies"  I foresee huge sales
 
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2018-01-12 09:52:42 PM  
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2018-01-12 10:03:03 PM  

Kefka1911: un_farking_real: Does subby really think all evidence of his searches for dwarf trans porn is only on his computer. His ISP  can see it too.

That's why I use a VPN for all my Mexican Midget Donkey Ski Bunny Porn needs.
um.. I mean...
IF I was into that kind of thing.


Sometime you accidentally stumble on to those sites when you do innocent searches for regular heterosexual porn and you click on a link without paying attention to stuff.
I mean, you really don't notice that it's a transsexual dwarf ski bunny having sex with a Tiajuana donkey at a Swiss Alps ski resort cause you're all hot and bothered and drunk and confused after downing a half bottle of cheap whiskey and a couple Xanax. And when you do, the movie is almost over and it's not that bad, or the parts you remember of it. And you watch another and another. And you don't realize how many you watched until you wake up the next morning and get uncontrollable boners from watching Shrek, mainly the donkey scenes.
That's why the search history is useful. To find out what you watched the night before so you don't see that stuff again accidentally the next time while drunk.
Totally can happen. Not that it ever happened to me. Or at least I remember not happening to me.
 
2018-01-12 10:34:19 PM  
I guess the search results didn't include how to delete browser history or clean the hard drive

Or advised not keeping the murder weapon. It's amazing how many people do that, or worse. One guy killed a bunch of people at his former work, took the surveillance tape, then had it and the gun at home when the cops arrived with a search warrant.
 
2018-01-12 11:01:23 PM  
Back in 1966 I was on the way Maypearl to pick up a girl for a date when I got pulled over in Waxahachie and given multiple traffic tickets and was told if I didn't pay the officer right then in cash I would be arrested.

At the time I was pretty pissed off but in retrospect he probably saved my life because that lady's mother could have been my date that night.

I have been lucky my whole life but never considered the things happening at the time to be good.
 
2018-01-12 11:09:48 PM  
 
2018-01-12 11:50:15 PM  
Sounds like she did not follow a single thing she learned from her research.
 
2018-01-12 11:52:47 PM  

thorpe: Tarrant County seems like a desirable place to be.


Yes it is but Maypearl is in Ellis County.

The problem with the whole area is it has grown into one huge cancer. The DFW Metroplex is the nasty lump in the cess pool known as Texas. I only lived there for the first 55 years of my life.
 
2018-01-12 11:56:57 PM  

Kefka1911: un_farking_real: Does subby really think all evidence of his searches for dwarf trans porn is only on his computer. His ISP  can see it too.

That's why I use a VPN for all my Mexican Midget Donkey Ski Bunny Porn needs.
um.. I mean...
IF I was into that kind of thing.


Why can't you people use the library computers like other decent, hard working creeps?  And no, I really don't care what you do under the table, I won't see you.
 
2018-01-13 12:08:37 AM  

Begoggle: That's a rough 75.
Wait, 55? Yikes.


I came in to say that.^^
 
2018-01-13 01:23:31 AM  
FTA: Husband found dead after wife searched 'how to kill someone and not get caught,'

Here's a tip. That's not how you do it.
 
2018-01-13 03:56:46 AM  
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2018-01-13 08:04:00 AM  

slackananda: He's much better off now.

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Jesus lady, how many lemons did you eat?
 
2018-01-13 08:49:27 PM  
1) Enter a Google search for "how to murder someone and not get caught" into your husband's computer.

2) Murder your husband.

3) Point out his search history to the police, aim for jury nullification.
 
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