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(BBC)   You know how you always see those sports pictures of athletes triumphantly crossing the finishing line and running through a white ribbon? It's like that, only... heavier   ( bbc.co.uk) divider line
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2018-01-12 08:14:17 AM  
You know how female sports presenters are usually slim?  It's like that only... heavier.
 
2018-01-12 08:14:39 AM  
#metoo
 
2018-01-12 08:30:35 AM  
That video poses too many questions pre-coffee.
 
2018-01-12 08:35:32 AM  

cheezalot: You know how female sports presenters are usually slim?  It's like that only... heavier.


Female sports reporters in Australia are hired for their competence, not for being ex-beauty-pageant winners.
 
2018-01-12 08:36:17 AM  

cheezalot: You know how female sports presenters are usually slim?  It's like that only... heavier.


That doesn't seem to affect her ability to report the scores, or news, or really anything. What the Fark is your point?
 
2018-01-12 08:37:48 AM  

cheezalot: You know how female sports presenters are usually slim?  It's like that only... heavier.


I'm sure she'd be disappointed by your appearance, too.
 
2018-01-12 08:38:46 AM  

FrancoFile: cheezalot: You know how female sports presenters are usually slim?  It's like that only... heavier.

Female sports reporters in Australia are hired for their competence, not for being ex-beauty-pageant winners.


She didn't seem especially competent.
 
2018-01-12 08:45:40 AM  

FrancoFile: cheezalot: You know how female sports presenters are usually slim?  It's like that only... heavier.

Female sports reporters in Australia are hired for their competence, not for being ex-beauty-pageant winners.


Crazy talk....
 
2018-01-12 08:53:43 AM  

This text is now purple: FrancoFile: cheezalot: You know how female sports presenters are usually slim?  It's like that only... heavier.

Female sports reporters in Australia are hired for their competence, not for being ex-beauty-pageant winners.

She didn't seem especially competent.


She's about an 8.
On the ex-con scale.
 
2018-01-12 08:58:36 AM  
You get to see her "O" face.
 
2018-01-12 09:15:23 AM  
You know how you always see those sports pictures of athletes triumphantly crossing the finishing line and running through a white ribbon?

You know, right now I feel like playing the Chariots of Fire theme when I read that headline.

DA DA DA DA DA DUHH DA DA DA DA DA.....
 
2018-01-12 09:32:19 AM  
Props to the camera operator who didn't lower the camera and shout OMG, thus missing the money shot like every amateur video online.
 
2018-01-12 09:39:16 AM  
I like how Australia does skinny tire races.

farking spandex monkeys...
 
2018-01-12 09:43:00 AM  

JAGChem82: ou know, right now I feel like playing the Chariots of Fire theme when I read that headline.


Mr Bean's completely ruined that for me

Mr Bean Olympics 2012
Youtube z0ZY0whadOA
 
2018-01-12 10:38:54 AM  
That's hilarious. I'm glad nobody was hurt and it was only hilarious.
 
2018-01-12 10:50:41 AM  

mandyer: I like how Australia does skinny tire races.

farking spandex monkeys...


Those Aussies are hardcore - not only do you have to outrace your competitors, but you also have to dodge random trucks on the course.
 
2018-01-12 12:27:51 PM  
Video from inside the cab reveals:

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2018-01-12 12:41:11 PM  

Stantz: JAGChem82: ou know, right now I feel like playing the Chariots of Fire theme when I read that headline.

Mr Bean's completely ruined that for me

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/z0ZY0wha​dOA]


Well, now, since we're doing both Silly Truckers and Mr. Bean, maybe there's some folks here who remember this little gem from 'Not the Nine O'Clock News':

Not The Nine O'Clock News - I Like Trucking
Youtube w9lmCpIzhFo
 
2018-01-12 01:52:26 PM  
I think that truck was dogging it. Definitely should have won.
 
2018-01-13 09:23:42 AM  

FrancoFile: cheezalot: You know how female sports presenters are usually slim?  It's like that only... heavier.

Female sports reporters in Australia are hired for their competence, not for being ex-beauty-pageant winners.


How long did it take her to realize there was a semi truck on the bicycle track?
 
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