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(Metro)   Guy asks for internet's help with his girlfriend's fetish for giving him food she's already chewed up. My advice: Run away very very fast   ( metro.co.uk) divider line
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3553 clicks; posted to Main » on 11 Jan 2018 at 9:42 PM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2018-01-11 07:51:00 PM  
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Here comes some corn!
 
2018-01-11 07:52:11 PM  
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2018-01-11 07:59:21 PM  

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Here comes some corn!


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2018-01-11 08:04:31 PM  
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2018-01-11 08:48:46 PM  

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Now I know you are Bo Burnham!!! There's no way you would have that range of material if you weren't. Your extraordinary aptness has outed you!
 
2018-01-11 08:57:02 PM  

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Now I know you are Bo Burnham!!!


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2018-01-11 09:43:19 PM  

I Have A Bo Burnham GIF For That: slackananda: I Have A Bo Burnham GIF For That: [img.fark.net image 384x216]

Now I know you are Bo Burnham!!!


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/Because that was a sick burn.
 
2018-01-11 09:45:01 PM  
Weird form of anorexia?
 
2018-01-11 09:45:45 PM  
Advice?  Don't stick your dick in crazy...
 
2018-01-11 09:52:27 PM  

biggamehickman: Advice?  Don't stick your dick in crazy...


And....we're done here
 
2018-01-11 09:53:10 PM  
Beats eating the food from the other darker, gummier orifice.
 
2018-01-11 09:54:25 PM  

iron de havilland: I Have A Bo Burnham GIF For That: slackananda: I Have A Bo Burnham GIF For That: [img.fark.net image 384x216]

Now I know you are Bo Burnham!!!

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/Because that was a sick burn.


We must have different standards, I don't feel burned. I Have A Bo Burnham GIF For That can kick my ass all day, I'd be honored. In this case, I just feel that a response was issued. I'll try much harder to feel put in my place in the future, however.
 
2018-01-11 09:54:39 PM  
Close your eyes and think of baseball.

/do it for the Queen
 
2018-01-11 09:56:06 PM  
I met Alicia Silverstone in a bar once. Very nice lady.
 
2018-01-11 09:57:16 PM  
When she's scared, does she tend to put her head in the sand?
 
2018-01-11 09:57:29 PM  

Bowen: I met Alicia Silverstone in a bar once. Very nice lady.


And the best part is, you two only needed to buy one drink.
 
2018-01-11 09:57:51 PM  
Be glad the food came out her mouth and not from the other end that chewed food can come out from. Unless it's really coming out the other end and you're lying about it.
In any case, run away.
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2018-01-11 09:57:52 PM  
Redditor iPiPrince shares his story

Stopped reading there, it's fake.
 
2018-01-11 10:03:54 PM  
Reminds me of a game we played as kids called
"Bobbin' Fo' Nibblets"
It was where we stuffed frozen corn up our ass and had all of our friends try to dig them out with their tongue.
 
2018-01-11 10:05:48 PM  

biggamehickman: Advice?  Don't stick your dick in crazy...


Especially if she doesn't swallow!
 
2018-01-11 10:07:37 PM  
What uh......what the fark?

I'm gonna go with no. Perfect in every way except this? And she uses spitting chewed food in your mouth as an emotional tool?

Buddy. I'm not telling you how to live your life, but you should probably figure out how to break that lease.
 
2018-01-11 10:20:49 PM  
'My [23M] gf [25F] has a disgusting fetish, and I don't know if I can handle it.'
so he's asking the internet for advice


Dude...if you can't figure this out by yourself, just kill yourself. Do the rest of us a favor and stop sucking up useful oxygen.
 
2018-01-11 10:21:19 PM  
I am sorry but there is a line where it doesn't matter how hot and freaky in bed someone is once they cross it it just ain't worth it.  I think this lady crossed that line about 20 miles ago
 
2018-01-11 10:24:04 PM  
Pretty straightforward.

NO.

She starts flipping out about it and you want to stay with her?

"I love you, but NO."

If she keeps having a breakdown about it I'd also advise dragging her to thearapy.

To be clear - The fetish, while unappealing to me, is irrelevant. The issue is her trying to force you into it and the attendant emotional blackmail.
 
2018-01-11 10:24:57 PM  

Wookie_Jesus: Reminds me of a game we played as kids called
"Bobbin' Fo' Nibblets"
It was where we stuffed frozen corn up our ass and had all of our friends try to dig them out with their tongue.


Frozen ears, or just shoved the bag up there?
 
2018-01-11 10:26:46 PM  
Malfunctioning mother instinct
 
2018-01-11 10:32:58 PM  
Eh, if she's hot enough, and intelligent enough, and everything enough in just the right ways, I'd be okay with it. I probably wouldn't tell anyone else about it, though.
 
2018-01-11 10:33:33 PM  

Wookie_Jesus: Reminds me of a game we played as kids called
"Bobbin' Fo' Nibblets"
It was where we stuffed frozen corn up our ass and had all of our friends try to dig them out with their tongue.


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2018-01-11 10:35:08 PM  
This specific girl in TFA would not be everything enough in just the right ways, though. She just sounds manipulative--maybe unintentionally manipulative, but still manipulative.
 
2018-01-11 10:35:39 PM  

unsightly phlebitis: Wookie_Jesus: Reminds me of a game we played as kids called
"Bobbin' Fo' Nibblets"
It was where we stuffed frozen corn up our ass and had all of our friends try to dig them out with their tongue.

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Helloski. I am, how you say, Russian Guyovitch.
 
2018-01-11 10:36:31 PM  
The fetish itself isn't that bad. But her maturity level (including initially involving him without his consent) is klaxons blaring. Flee.
 
2018-01-11 10:36:52 PM  

NevynFox: Beats eating the food from the other darker, gummier orifice.


"darker, gummier orifice"?

0_o
 
2018-01-11 10:40:32 PM  
Cooking With Your Mouth | Christmas Turkey
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2018-01-11 10:44:38 PM  
Oi, mate, your bird wants to be a bird.
 
2018-01-11 10:47:44 PM  
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2018-01-11 11:11:14 PM  
It's not worse than any dude's fetish that I've heard of. A bit strange, but on the farked-Upness Scale, I'd give it a 3 at the most.
 
2018-01-11 11:12:18 PM  
Does she look at you like this?
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2018-01-11 11:12:26 PM  

I Have A Bo Burnham GIF For That: slackananda: I Have A Bo Burnham GIF For That: [img.fark.net image 384x216]

Now I know you are Bo Burnham!!!


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Nope. I'm starting to believe it too. Bo is that quick-witted as well as deferential enough. His... ahem, your, last standup showed us just how much people think they know you but don't. You made us laugh, and then you made us feel shiatty for putting you in a box. Words, Words, Words... no.
More like Gifs, gifs, gifs. Oh Bo!
 
2018-01-11 11:20:04 PM  
You swap spit, don't you? What's the problem?

/goes to read the article
 
2018-01-11 11:31:11 PM  
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This isn't normal?
 
2018-01-11 11:40:34 PM  
Look, a healthy sex life will involve swapping notably more body fluids than this. If you're comfortable accommodating, go for it, it will only make things better.

However, slipping her saliva into his food without warning or consent is a straight up crime. Physiologically identical to putting semen on her toothbrush. That violation of trust is a relationship ender.
 
2018-01-12 01:41:18 AM  

LindenFark: Look, a healthy sex life will involve swapping notably more body fluids than this. If you're comfortable accommodating, go for it, it will only make things better.

However, slipping her saliva into his food without warning or consent is a straight up crime. Physiologically identical to putting semen on her toothbrush. That violation of trust is a relationship ender.


Wait wait wait. Hold on.

Your NOT supposed to put semen on her toothbrush???

...huh. Well, I guess that explains things.
 
2018-01-12 02:02:38 AM  
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2018-01-12 02:10:52 AM  
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/Stop! Strike that. Reverse it.
 
2018-01-12 02:44:24 AM  
Just be glad you don't have to compete with the others.

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2018-01-12 03:06:58 AM  
Most of the dudes here are grossed out.
Meanwhile, most of the dudes here are turned on if their partner takes it in the mouth/face and swallows.
Irony!
 
2018-01-12 03:15:01 AM  
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why in the fark does this exist and thank you internet
 
2018-01-12 04:55:19 AM  

ChibiDebuHage: Most of the dudes here are grossed out.
Meanwhile, most of the dudes here are turned on if their partner takes it in the mouth/face and swallows.
Irony!


I'm not at all interested in this fetish, but this isn't gross-out material either for me. My main issue is that she fed him the eggs without telling. I would never unload in someone's mouth without asking if they're down with that.

The word you were looking for is hypocrisy, by the way. ;)
 
2018-01-12 05:39:43 AM  
Well, it's not much of a jump to go from Furry to Feathery.
 
2018-01-12 05:44:42 AM  

ChibiDebuHage: Most of the dudes here are grossed out.
Meanwhile, most of the dudes here are turned on if their partner takes it in the mouth/face and swallows.
Irony!


Not really, I think you'd find a lot of women would think swallowing prechewed food is worse than swallowing semen.
 
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