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(NBC New York)   Crime pro-tip -- when paying kickbacks to someone, A) don't write a check and B) don't write "Thank You" as the memo line   ( nbcnewyork.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, complaint unsealed Thursday, criminal complaint, Student financial aid, University, Graduate school, aid kickback scheme, financial aid, University of Virginia  
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2018-01-12 03:54:42 AM  
At least those kickbacks won't be tax free any more.
 
2018-01-12 03:57:48 AM  
Crime pro-tip -- when taking kickbacks from someone, A) don't accept a check and B) yeah, pretty much A) covers it.
 
2018-01-12 04:06:32 AM  
Sh*t. Now you tell me.
 
2018-01-12 05:55:33 AM  
Yeah, bitcoins are the way to go on that one.
 
2018-01-12 06:26:40 AM  
This is why I do my bribery the old fashioned way,  suitcases filled with small bills.
 
2018-01-12 06:44:12 AM  
thanks you for all the illegal kickbax lol
xoxoxoxoxoxo
 
2018-01-12 06:51:42 AM  
More impotantly, when accepting bribes and kickbacks, never take a check.
 
2018-01-12 07:14:44 AM  

Catlenfell: This is why I do my bribery the old fashioned way,  suitcases filled with small bills.


Like 1's and 2's?
 
2018-01-12 07:50:39 AM  

Catlenfell: This is why I do my bribery the old fashioned way,  suitcases filled with small bills.


Brown paper grocery bags are cheaper and easier to dispose of.
 
2018-01-12 08:24:39 AM  
I used to write "for pornography" in the memo lines of all my checks.
 
2018-01-12 08:40:07 AM  
People still write checks these days? Thought there was an app for that by now.
 
2018-01-12 10:24:28 AM  

Catlenfell: This is why I do my bribery the old fashioned way,  suitcases filled with small bills.


You sicko! Cutting up all those poor birds, leaving them with no way to eat.
 
2018-01-12 10:48:08 AM  
Of course. You write: "Definitely not a kickback!"
 
2018-01-12 10:51:24 AM  
Jer-ry! Jer-ry! Jer-ry!

Wait, that's writing checks to hookers.
 
2018-01-12 11:25:10 AM  
Can I use my Ralph's card as ID for bribes?
 
2018-01-12 12:00:10 PM  
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2018-01-12 05:17:22 PM  
The really shiatty thing is that the people getting the loans and kicking back money are on the hook for that shiat for life.  So she will get some jail time and move on but the 3 others will be having their taco bell minimum wage checks garnished for 50 years.
 
2018-01-13 12:01:41 AM  
Did I miss the part in TFA that had the check and memo line stuff?
 
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