Whewwwwww,
almost say my taxes go up!

the pretzels have already won.

Thanks King George II, without your sharp wit and incisive intelligence where would we be

Baltimore won the playoff game 20-3.


I love that.

Best pretzels anywhere

Jenna Bush can choke on my pretzel

W. is taking his admiration of Gerald Ford a little too far, if you ask me.

Lets try again.

Best pretzels anywhere</a?

I think he got stinking drunk watching the game & fell face-first into the Presidential desk

Either that or some intern kicked the crap out of him

HAHAHAHA! What a dolt.

Asked to comment on the terrorist pretzel attack, NewsMax called for the immediate arrest and execution of Hillary Clinton.

What does the PSA icon mean? Pretty Stupid Article?

God,if he ever tries to walk & chew gum at the same time he'll probably go into a coma.

Chew, Chew, Chew, that is the thing to do.

Behold.....the power of pretzels

Public Service Announcement

I bet he was hammered and wailing away. He dropped his copy of "Juicy Juggs" and smacked his head causing him to pass out and then start choking. I should have been a detective!

What really happened:

Laura beat the living fark out of hi, then began to choke him.

Posted a separate article in which Bush's said she'd always advised him to "Chew first, then swallow".

Last week he said "...over my dead body..." and here he is almost dead, is it just me? is this irony at work? Am i insane? does it haveto end like this?

I am always surprised at the number of people who have never heard of a PSA. Ever watch TV, or listen to college radio, or see a bulletin board. No offense to those who may not speak english as a first language, but...maybe i shouldn't get so worked up.

whew.

ZZZXZZZ: actually last week he said "Not over my dead body" implying that he KNEW he would live.

Perhaps he read Notredameus.

Maybe someday he'll be a great man like his daddy and spew on a Chinese diplomat!

Beckers ...

I believe that Daddy Bush's vomitus projectillus was aimed in the Japanees P.M.'s lap. Followed by sliding under the table and passing out.

Ahhh the good ol' days.

Dear God,

Why do we have an idiot for President?

Signed,

Smoo'

don't believe his lies. there was no pretzel.

Pretzels - America's New War

Sdystyk You're right there is a lot more to this story. Notice the cut is at a 90 to his face? What glasses are square to your face down to your cheekbone? And glasses when pushed into the face tend to leave a corner mark.

To me that looks like someone gave him a shot wearing a ring. Wonder if Bushy was getting smacked around for something by Daddy, Dick, and the boys?

That's the lamest post-drinking-binge excuse I've ever heard.

We must chew our food, or the terrorists have already won!

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What if someone punched him, and this really didn't happen?
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Pretzel, my ass. He choked on Laura's cooking. He's covering it up to save her some embarrassment.


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From the latest issur of DUH (thanks Norm)...

Bush's Choking Episode Shows Chewing Is Important

Jesus dude why dont you pimp your web site a little harder next time

The President of the United States, ladies and gentlemen...

Meanwhile, the Weekly World News reports that Osama Bin Laden has died and been reincarnated as a pretzel...

Isn't it funny how EVERY single time we hear anything about GWB's life, when something happens and he's caught off guard, such as these things, it's always while watching a game, riding horses on the ranch, on his 15th vacation - never while poring over documents at his desk, strategizing with Big Dick Cheney in the War Room, or while participating in war decisions aboard an aircraft carrier at sea in Afghanistan. I swear he hasn't done a lick of work. If I took as many vacations as him, I'd be fired.

Oh, PS: I agree with Dutch that this was just a poor post-drinking-binge excuse.

Bush is too stupid to chew, we should just hook him up to an IV.

The Secret Service did it, they were tired of him asking "Why ain't the Cowboys in the Super Bowl?"

I'm fine....really.....mmmmmmm....pretzels.......

I'm going to Hell for this one

Why haven't we impeached this stupid SOB yet?

Asmor:

Because the American public has more sense than you. Oh, and he has broken any laws. That too.

*shakes head* Damn, open mouth, insert foot.

has = hasn't

(Irony is a biatch. *g*)