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(Page Six)   Carrie Underwood after receiving 40 stitches in her face looks like...Carrie Underwood   ( pagesix.com) divider line
    More: Followup, fan club blog, star Adrienne Gang, Carrie Underwood, Before He Cheats, Idol Gives Back, face, nasty fall, wrist brace  
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2018-01-03 02:02:30 PM  
35 votes:

no shirt no shoes: Yeah but how did her knees look? Asking for a friend...


Like a baby's head

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2018-01-03 04:51:08 PM  
24 votes:
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2018-01-03 01:16:25 PM  
14 votes:
"Fell", her husband is a hockey player...
2018-01-03 01:24:09 PM  
9 votes:

xaks: Bowen: I don't know which one is Carrie.

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What the hell is that thing attached to the end of her right sleeve?


texdent said that's Carrie Underwood.
2018-01-03 01:15:50 PM  
9 votes:
What do you tell someone with 40 stitches in their face?
2018-01-03 02:43:00 PM  
8 votes:

EyeHaveRisen: That's usually the excuse when one goes in for some cosmetic surgery.

Had a neighbor lady that went in to "Get her tonsils taken out".

Came back with larger breasts.

/true


Now that's what I call a successful soygery!!

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2018-01-03 02:13:43 PM  
7 votes:

Jingle Strangle: no shirt no shoes: Yeah but how did her knees look? Asking for a friend...

Like a baby's head

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Separated at birth?
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2018-01-03 01:18:03 PM  
7 votes:

Sailing Starflower: What do you tell someone with 40 stitches in their face?


Nothing she hasn't been told 40 times already!!!

(My mom is going to kill me when she reads this)
2018-01-03 05:45:58 PM  
6 votes:
I'm carrying underwood right now...You see it's funny because it's true
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Please?
2018-01-03 02:26:17 PM  
6 votes:
That's usually the excuse when one goes in for some cosmetic surgery.

Had a neighbor lady that went in to "Get her tonsils taken out".

Came back with larger breasts.

/true
2018-01-03 01:24:42 PM  
6 votes:

Salmon: Sailing Starflower: What do you tell someone with 40 stitches in their face?

Nothing she hasn't been told 40 times already!!!

(My mom is going to kill me when she reads this)


That's ok. Tell your mom this one...

What do you do when you see your wife stumbling around the backyard?


reload.
2018-01-03 01:17:04 PM  
6 votes:

Sailing Starflower: What do you tell someone with 40 stitches in their face?


Umm, nothing, you already told her?

/it sort of works
2018-01-03 02:15:12 PM  
5 votes:

The Googles Do Nothing: Thank You Black Jesus!: Englebert Slaptyback: Pic:

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And "between 40 and 50 stitches"? How does she not know the exact number? Surely the doc would have mentioned it.

i put my hand through a glass door and asked the doctor how many stitches i got.  he said he quit counting at about 50 and went for a while

Insurance Fraud is what that is.


haha joke's on you- I didn't have insurance
2018-01-03 01:20:16 PM  
5 votes:

Sailing Starflower: What do you tell someone with 40 stitches in their face?


You've save 6 in time with a remainder of 4?
2018-01-03 01:13:25 PM  
5 votes:
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2018-01-03 04:37:16 PM  
4 votes:

dj495ufj3: I've had stitches before and didn't come out looking like that. I need a better plastic surgeon.


Did you tell your plastic surgeon you wanted to come out looking like Carrie Underwood?  I bet you didn't.
2018-01-03 03:30:43 PM  
4 votes:

FlyingJ: Miles Teller was nearly killed in a car wreck while Tourheading, it's a big thing with his make-up artists to hide his facial scars.  So he was really, really pissed when some drunk chick ran into him a year & a half ago in L.A.


You can bet Penn doesn't tease him about it.
2018-01-03 01:38:47 PM  
4 votes:

tobcc: "Fell", her husband is a hockey player...


So, he'll insist she wear this in bed for foreplay:

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2018-01-03 01:22:56 PM  
4 votes:

xaks: Bowen: I don't know which one is Carrie.

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What the hell is that thing attached to the end of her right sleeve?


Some kind of claw.
2018-01-03 01:15:03 PM  
4 votes:
I don't know which one is Carrie.

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2018-01-03 01:13:01 PM  
4 votes:
Yeah but how did her knees look? Asking for a friend...
2018-01-03 02:44:18 PM  
3 votes:

EyeHaveRisen: Came back with larger breasts.


my old job, i had a quarterly meeting with this group of people.  the leader was a cute female.  in crude caveman terms, not a lot up top.  just sayign.  so we had our meeting this time of year, early january.  she comes in like TADDDOWWWWWWWWWWW-CLIP-CLOP BAAAAAAAMMMMMM!!!!!   just massive breasts.  i'd seen her for about 2 years and this was a whole new person.  and she knew it.  a sparkle in her eyes with 'her new self'.

the group was about 9-10 males and her.  you could see the smirks and virtual ESP of the guys in the room, dying to say something but of course, being unable to.  what's the protocol on that?  "suzy, looks like Santa was really, really good to you this year!"  if you notice, you're farked, and if you don't notice.....
2018-01-03 01:24:55 PM  
3 votes:
I've had stitches before and didn't come out looking like that. I need a better plastic surgeon.
2018-01-03 01:23:03 PM  
3 votes:
You've saved 4 in time with a remainder of 4

Stitch in time saves 9
40/9 = 4

Stupid math.  I tell you it's the percosets.
2018-01-03 05:50:13 PM  
2 votes:
40 to 50 stitches? From a fall? What'd she do, fall on Tara Reid's plastic surgeon?
2018-01-03 04:40:09 PM  
2 votes:
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Loves her #BelowDeck
2018-01-03 02:50:45 PM  
2 votes:

BonerMcGivens: Ricky, you just made my day!!!!


i'll never forget the knowing glances around that room;  eveyrbody was dying to say something.  we all turned into 13yr old boys because, well, BOOBS.
2018-01-03 02:06:57 PM  
2 votes:
Carrie Gavemewood
2018-01-03 02:04:27 PM  
2 votes:

Bowen: I don't know which one is Carrie.

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The one you'd rather fark.
2018-01-03 01:36:32 PM  
2 votes:
Princess Leia won't look the same.
2018-01-03 01:25:27 PM  
2 votes:

uttertosh: Wait.... WHAT?!?

No, please, someone - ANYONE - tell me WTF is this link, and please post the 'pic' not visible in TFA, and generally just describe how this made the main page?!?


Okay, read the rest of the tread, and have myself answered: Stop asking questions, toshy.
2018-01-03 01:24:39 PM  
2 votes:

texdent: Bowen: I don't know which one is Carrie.

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The shorter one

i find that the world is filled with hobbits.
this is another one.
2018-01-03 01:22:52 PM  
2 votes:
I'd like to get a look at her snatch
2018-01-03 01:21:13 PM  
2 votes:

Bowen: I don't know which one is Carrie.

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What the hell is that thing attached to the end of her right sleeve?
2018-01-03 01:20:08 PM  
2 votes:

Mongo No.5: tobcc: "Fell", her husband is a hockey player...

WAS a hockey a player.  Or once a hockey player, always a hockey player?

/hockey player


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2018-01-04 12:11:13 AM  
1 vote:

advex101: Looks like her publicist is working hard.


The original tweet about her great personal tragedy showed how she was hiding her horrific scars.

With a Carrie Underwood™ scarf, which is available at popular retailers near you!
2018-01-03 10:04:02 PM  
1 vote:
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2018-01-03 04:02:13 PM  
1 vote:

dj495ufj3: I've had stitches before and didn't come out looking like that. I need a better plastic surgeon.


For me, the positive way of looking at it is 50 stitches to the face wouldn't make me any uglier.

Because I can't BE any uglier. That's where the optimism kind of falls down though.
2018-01-03 02:04:19 PM  
1 vote:
Looks kind of like the left side of her face (her left, not the view) might be a little messed up, like nerve damage.  Might just be the pic angle or her expression.

Got a scar above my left eye courtesy of a nice, soft oak night stand.  14 stitches on the outside, no clue how many on the inside.  Still a bit numb after 3 or so years and that part of my face doesn't move quite like it used to.  I really wish the doc didn't do as good a job as he did lol, the scar isn't all that noticeable unless you really look.  I wanted a kick ass pirate scar!
2018-01-03 01:51:33 PM  
1 vote:

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Sadly Tyler, the Creator didn't come out looking as good after the accident. I think his doctor went to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College.


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2018-01-03 01:20:08 PM  
1 vote:

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And "between 40 and 50 stitches"? How does she not know the exact number? Surely the doc would have mentioned it.


i put my hand through a glass door and asked the doctor how many stitches i got.  he said he quit counting at about 50 and went for a while.
 
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