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(Page Six)   Carrie Underwood after receiving 40 stitches in her face looks like...Carrie Underwood   ( pagesix.com) divider line
    More: Followup, fan club blog, star Adrienne Gang, Carrie Underwood, Before He Cheats, Idol Gives Back, face, nasty fall, wrist brace  
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2018-01-03 01:13:01 PM  
Yeah but how did her knees look? Asking for a friend...
 
2018-01-03 01:13:25 PM  
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2018-01-03 01:15:03 PM  
I don't know which one is Carrie.

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2018-01-03 01:15:33 PM  
Snitches, get stitches right?
 
2018-01-03 01:15:33 PM  
Pic:

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And "between 40 and 50 stitches"? How does she not know the exact number? Surely the doc would have mentioned it.
 
2018-01-03 01:15:44 PM  

Bowen: I don't know which one is Carrie.

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The shorter one
 
2018-01-03 01:15:50 PM  
What do you tell someone with 40 stitches in their face?
 
2018-01-03 01:16:25 PM  
"Fell", her husband is a hockey player...
 
2018-01-03 01:17:04 PM  

Sailing Starflower: What do you tell someone with 40 stitches in their face?


Umm, nothing, you already told her?

/it sort of works
 
2018-01-03 01:17:58 PM  
Wait.... WHAT?!?

No, please, someone - ANYONE - tell me WTF is this link, and please post the 'pic' not visible in TFA, and generally just describe how this made the main page?!?
 
2018-01-03 01:18:03 PM  

Sailing Starflower: What do you tell someone with 40 stitches in their face?


Nothing she hasn't been told 40 times already!!!

(My mom is going to kill me when she reads this)
 
2018-01-03 01:18:14 PM  

tobcc: "Fell", her husband is a hockey player...


WAS a hockey a player.  Or once a hockey player, always a hockey player?

/hockey player
 
2018-01-03 01:20:08 PM  

Mongo No.5: tobcc: "Fell", her husband is a hockey player...

WAS a hockey a player.  Or once a hockey player, always a hockey player?

/hockey player


Great Big Sea - HelmetHead
Youtube AmRFKZBwG4k
 
2018-01-03 01:20:08 PM  

Englebert Slaptyback: Pic:

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And "between 40 and 50 stitches"? How does she not know the exact number? Surely the doc would have mentioned it.


i put my hand through a glass door and asked the doctor how many stitches i got.  he said he quit counting at about 50 and went for a while.
 
2018-01-03 01:20:16 PM  

Sailing Starflower: What do you tell someone with 40 stitches in their face?


You've save 6 in time with a remainder of 4?
 
2018-01-03 01:21:13 PM  

Bowen: I don't know which one is Carrie.

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What the hell is that thing attached to the end of her right sleeve?
 
2018-01-03 01:22:52 PM  
I'd like to get a look at her snatch
 
2018-01-03 01:22:53 PM  
She looks like somebody a Louisville slugger to her head, yikes!
 
2018-01-03 01:22:56 PM  

xaks: Bowen: I don't know which one is Carrie.

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What the hell is that thing attached to the end of her right sleeve?


Some kind of claw.
 
2018-01-03 01:22:58 PM  

Thank You Black Jesus!: Englebert Slaptyback: Pic:

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And "between 40 and 50 stitches"? How does she not know the exact number? Surely the doc would have mentioned it.

i put my hand through a glass door and asked the doctor how many stitches i got.  he said he quit counting at about 50 and went for a while


Insurance Fraud is what that is.
 
2018-01-03 01:23:03 PM  
You've saved 4 in time with a remainder of 4

Stitch in time saves 9
40/9 = 4

Stupid math.  I tell you it's the percosets.
 
2018-01-03 01:23:55 PM  

xaks: Bowen: I don't know which one is Carrie.

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What the hell is that thing attached to the end of her right sleeve?


A brace. She broke her wrist in the same fall that messed up her face.
 
2018-01-03 01:24:09 PM  

xaks: Bowen: I don't know which one is Carrie.

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What the hell is that thing attached to the end of her right sleeve?


texdent said that's Carrie Underwood.
 
2018-01-03 01:24:39 PM  

texdent: Bowen: I don't know which one is Carrie.

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The shorter one

i find that the world is filled with hobbits.
this is another one.
 
2018-01-03 01:24:40 PM  

Bowen: I don't know which one is Carrie.

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Me either.
 
2018-01-03 01:24:42 PM  

Salmon: Sailing Starflower: What do you tell someone with 40 stitches in their face?

Nothing she hasn't been told 40 times already!!!

(My mom is going to kill me when she reads this)


That's ok. Tell your mom this one...

What do you do when you see your wife stumbling around the backyard?


reload.
 
2018-01-03 01:24:55 PM  
I've had stitches before and didn't come out looking like that. I need a better plastic surgeon.
 
2018-01-03 01:25:20 PM  

xaks: Bowen: I don't know which one is Carrie.

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What the hell is that thing attached to the end of her right sleeve?


A wrist cast/brace.  Try to keep up here - she fell.
 
2018-01-03 01:25:27 PM  

uttertosh: Wait.... WHAT?!?

No, please, someone - ANYONE - tell me WTF is this link, and please post the 'pic' not visible in TFA, and generally just describe how this made the main page?!?


Okay, read the rest of the tread, and have myself answered: Stop asking questions, toshy.
 
2018-01-03 01:29:28 PM  
40-50 stitches is probably just an overachieving plastic surgeon - better/more stitching will help minimize scarring. They likely brought her to a specialist, since her career involves being pretty.

If an ugly-ass motherfarker like me walked in with the same injury, they'd probably have had a resident put ~5 stitches in and be done. After all, hey, chicks dig mensur scars, right? *rolleyes*
 
2018-01-03 01:32:25 PM  
Carrie Underwood Audition at American Idol
Youtube 82cEAX2VFPE
 
2018-01-03 01:34:08 PM  

texdent: Bowen: I don't know which one is Carrie.

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The shorter one


So, presumably on the side of her face we can't see? She may still be attractive in spite of the stitches, but I assume they aren't invisible stitches.
 
2018-01-03 01:36:32 PM  
Princess Leia won't look the same.
 
2018-01-03 01:38:47 PM  

tobcc: "Fell", her husband is a hockey player...


So, he'll insist she wear this in bed for foreplay:

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2018-01-03 01:39:03 PM  

dv-ous: 40-50 stitches is probably just an overachieving plastic surgeon - better/more stitching will help minimize scarring. They likely brought her to a specialist, since her career involves being pretty.

If an ugly-ass motherfarker like me walked in with the same injury, they'd probably have had a resident put ~5 stitches in and be done. After all, hey, chicks dig mensur scars, right? *rolleyes*


For my ankle reconstruction, I had a lot of stitches... permanent sutures connecting the bone/ligaments (15 or 20), dissolvable holding some of the tisue down (he didn't count), and more on the dermis level. When you stitch that many sutures... I can see losing count.

My doc did a helluva job. A 5" incision healed down to a pencil lead width scar and three almost invisible camber holes for the scoped bits.

Over the past decade, they have made a lot of effort to reduce scarring, since it leads to other issues later.
 
2018-01-03 01:39:39 PM  

Bowen: I don't know which one is Carrie.

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This.  Between the two beckys I saw I couldn't tell which is supposed to be famous, but I couldn't tell which one had 40 stitches either.
 
2018-01-03 01:44:53 PM  
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Sadly Tyler, the Creator didn't come out looking as good after the accident. I think his doctor went to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College.
 
2018-01-03 01:47:02 PM  
The resemblance is uncanny!!
 
2018-01-03 01:50:46 PM  
Considering she's extremely talented (although not my cup of tea), has a huge country music fan base, is a powerful figure in her industry, and is in the 99.9 percentile as far as conventional looks, her scar will only serve to make her a bit more human and relatable.      The only way it won't go over well is if she makes a big deal out of it and comes across as vain.
 
2018-01-03 01:51:33 PM  

farkingismybusiness: [img.fark.net image 850x361]
Sadly Tyler, the Creator didn't come out looking as good after the accident. I think his doctor went to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College.


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2018-01-03 01:51:40 PM  
She'll be fine - rich people can afford proper medical care that won't leave them looking like they got hacked by a butcher.  She should just be grateful she can afford it.
 
2018-01-03 01:52:24 PM  

Bowen: I don't know which one is Carrie.

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was going to post the same thing.
 
2018-01-03 01:59:18 PM  
It's not her face I want to see
 
2018-01-03 02:02:30 PM  

no shirt no shoes: Yeah but how did her knees look? Asking for a friend...


Like a baby's head

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2018-01-03 02:04:19 PM  
Looks kind of like the left side of her face (her left, not the view) might be a little messed up, like nerve damage.  Might just be the pic angle or her expression.

Got a scar above my left eye courtesy of a nice, soft oak night stand.  14 stitches on the outside, no clue how many on the inside.  Still a bit numb after 3 or so years and that part of my face doesn't move quite like it used to.  I really wish the doc didn't do as good a job as he did lol, the scar isn't all that noticeable unless you really look.  I wanted a kick ass pirate scar!
 
2018-01-03 02:04:27 PM  

Bowen: I don't know which one is Carrie.

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The one you'd rather fark.
 
2018-01-03 02:06:57 PM  
Carrie Gavemewood
 
2018-01-03 02:10:19 PM  
Fist of an Angry God take the wheel.
 
2018-01-03 02:13:43 PM  

Jingle Strangle: no shirt no shoes: Yeah but how did her knees look? Asking for a friend...

Like a baby's head

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Separated at birth?
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2018-01-03 02:14:49 PM  

dv-ous: 40-50 stitches is probably just an overachieving plastic surgeon - better/more stitching will help minimize scarring. They likely brought her to a specialist, since her career involves being pretty.


Not really overachieving, given said requirement to be pretty.  And you're  right:  I really am wondering how many I'd get if I walked into an ER with the same injury.  "Superglue and a bill for $10,000" is probably the answer.  Hence, I don't go to a lot of ERs.

On the other hand (err, bah-dum-tishhhh), an underweight 34 year old who broke her wrist with a simple fall ~really~ ought to get her bone density checked early and often.  It's too late to add any strength (naturally), but ya' can work on preventing losing more.

/ pet peave
 
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