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(Talking Points Memo)   White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders: "Obviously the President does not believe that the entire Department of Justice is part of the Deep State"   ( talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line
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2018-01-03 12:48:11 AM  
Not the entire DoJ, no...
Just the guys he couldn't get a harrumph from.
 
2018-01-03 01:08:47 AM  
The difference between Sarah Sanders Huckabee and Joe Isuzu is that Joe lied while to sell us something he knew was real- there were such things as Isuzus and you could buy one if you were so inclined.
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2018-01-03 03:27:00 AM  
She needs to massage that lie some more, it's still holding a lot of tension in its shoulders.
 
2018-01-03 03:46:55 AM  
while I lack the words necessary to properly convey my contempt and disgust for the continued existence of this woman, I do find it fascinating that such a parasite is permitted to continue to exist.
 
2018-01-03 03:59:46 AM  
So he's lying to the public or you are.

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2018-01-03 04:19:28 AM  
Unfortunately, much like your brain-addled grandpa, the "President" believes everything Fox News tells him.
 
2018-01-03 04:31:15 AM  

Archie Goodwin: So he's lying to the public or you are.

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I'm gonna go with "she's lying", since Trump makes no bones about saying what he thinks. He can't just say crap then have Sarah come back with "OBVIOUSLY he didn't mean that". No, fark off you eedjit, he said it so it's not 'obvious' that he didn't mean it. SAD.
 
2018-01-03 04:35:55 AM  
what I don't get about lurch here is why she still has a job.  she's not believable.  she's not even cute enough to watch as she spews lies out of her cake hole.  she's a barely literate, constantly angry woman filled with hate and too stupid to understand she's complicit in trump's crimes.

I'm actually shocked trump hasn't replaced her with a bouncy blonde porn star with big tits and a penchant for wearing tight fitting tops while on the job.
 
2018-01-03 04:41:07 AM  
We need eugenics to purge the entire Huckabee bloodline.

/Angry drunk
 
2018-01-03 04:44:03 AM  

Weaver95: what I don't get about lurch here is why she still has a job.  she's not believable.  she's not even cute enough to watch as she spews lies out of her cake hole.  she's a barely literate, constantly angry woman filled with hate and too stupid to understand she's complicit in trump's crimes.

I'm actually shocked trump hasn't replaced her with a bouncy blonde porn star with big tits and a penchant for wearing tight fitting tops while on the job.


How many years has it been now? 2 and a half? You still don't get it?
He. sucks. at. everything.
EVERYTHING
 
2018-01-03 04:51:55 AM  
You know, I'm not entirely sure that I'm in a coma and dying and my brain is trying to keep me alive by making this blood pressure raising shiat up
 
2018-01-03 04:56:14 AM  
I wish the Deep State would get a move on and get rid of these people.
 
2018-01-03 05:01:23 AM  
They need to ask more follow-up questions. Don't let her just throw out vague nonsense and move on. Which actions and facts does he find disturbing? What part of the Justice Department is part of the Deep State? Why doesn't the president know how to spell "aide"? These things need to be on the record.
 
2018-01-03 05:01:57 AM  
For a guy who "tells it like it is," there seems to be a awful lot of "what he meant was."
 
2018-01-03 05:09:38 AM  
Sorry but that wasn't obvious to me...
 
2018-01-03 05:16:07 AM  

Weaver95: what I don't get about lurch here is why she still has a job.


Because we're talking about her instead of whatever real-life atrocities the Republicans are committing at the moment.
 
2018-01-03 05:17:20 AM  
Sarah could you please define what the Deep State even is as it means to you?
 
2018-01-03 05:19:15 AM  
"The President obviously doesn't believe the things he says."

This is where we're at. Gaah.
 
2018-01-03 05:21:29 AM  

berylman: Sarah could you please define what the Deep State even is as it means to you?


WaaaaargrbbbbbleClimton!)))??
 
2018-01-03 05:24:07 AM  
Sanders also said the President had called for longtime Hillary Clinton aide Huma Abedin's arrest, despite the lack of any charges against her, because he "wants to make clear that he doesn't feel that anyone should be above the law."
except himself, jared, half scoop, etc
 
2018-01-03 05:24:37 AM  

Weaver95: what I don't get about lurch here is why she still has a job.  she's not believable.  she's not even cute enough to watch as she spews lies out of her cake hole.  she's a barely literate, constantly angry woman filled with hate and too stupid to understand she's complicit in trump's crimes.


I think that's exactly the point. Somewhere deep down Spicer had a soul that we all saw day to day was being eaten away until eventually there was nothing left. Mooch was just an imbecile.
 
2018-01-03 05:30:58 AM  
Can they just, for the love of God, admit what they think? I'm sick of it! I don't even care about how horrible these people are now, I am just sick of waking up every day, seeing them say shiat, and then pretending that I'M THE CRAZY ONE! At this point I would feel RELIEF if the press secretary simply said "Yes, Donald Trump thinks there's a secret government conspiracy against him, yes he wants to fire Muller because he's sick of being investigated for stuff he did, no he doesn't respect minorities, homosexuals, women, the poor, or anybody other than himself, yes he's really just interested in lowering his taxes and having everybody pay for his golf trips, and boy does he sexually harass women.."

I don't even care if nothing comes from it any more, I just want them to not blatantly lie to my face just once.
 
2018-01-03 05:31:34 AM  
Does anyone else find it terrifying that the only reason the US isn't a police state is that Trump mistakenly picked an AG who, despite his obvious and numerous faults, has sufficient spine to tell Trump no?
 
2018-01-03 05:35:25 AM  
White House Press Secretary: "Obviously the President does not believe that the entire Government is part of the Xenu/Lizard People/Butt-Parasite Infiltration"

You could write a Twilight Zone episode about this, except people would say it's too far-fetched.
 
2018-01-03 05:36:27 AM  
I'm the kid at Fry's holophonor recital. "It's *too* grumpy!"
 
2018-01-03 05:38:33 AM  

Commander Lysdexic: White House Press Secretary: "Obviously the President does not believe that the entire Government is part of the Xenu/Lizard People/Butt-Parasite Infiltration"

You could write a Twilight Zone episode about this, except people would say it's too far-fetched.


I have it on good authority that he's taking his orders from clockwork elves.  Jeff Sessions is their emissary.
 
2018-01-03 05:38:33 AM  

lucksi: You know, I'm not entirely sure that I'm in a coma and dying and my brain is trying to keep me alive by making this blood pressure raising shiat up


Same here.  Thanks to you, my brain has now added a subtle, yet plausible affirmation from a 3rd party via Fark, which is likely just people trying to bridge the gap and bring me back. Yeah, I could see my brain doing that.  When Trump finally succeeds in getting the SF Bay Area nuked, I will know that they have actually just pulled the plug.
 
2018-01-03 05:45:07 AM  

Weaver95: while I lack the words necessary to properly convey my contempt and disgust for the continued existence of this woman, I do find it fascinating that such a parasite is permitted to continue to exist.


I mean, her choice of boss aside, she is essentially just doing her job. Her job is to spin whatever farked up message that her boss gives her to be press friendly, and her idiot boss is just tossing her hand grenades as he walks out of the room. The far more fascinating thing is that she is still committed to working there given these circumstances, and that her boss is allowed to exist in that position in the first place.

I'm not a fan of Sarah's and she gets no empathy from me, but I can atleast recognize that she's just doing her job and trying to sell a racist bag of shiat to the media as being a rational human being.
 
2018-01-03 05:46:11 AM  

karl2025: I just want them to not blatantly lie to my face just once.

Same. Take this 1mg Xanax,  We're going to make it out of this hell tunnel,
 
2018-01-03 05:48:31 AM  
Twisted Sisters and Mad Men.
 
2018-01-03 05:49:56 AM  

CarnySaur: I wish the Deep State would get a move on and get rid of these people.


They have to finish cleaning up after Jade Helm first.
 
2018-01-03 05:50:07 AM  
The world must be very confusing for Donald.
 
2018-01-03 06:12:55 AM  
I have the horrid feeling we're going to witness the sight of a disgraced, impeached or 25thed Former President dragged from the Oval Office in handcuffs, a straightjacket, or both. Hopefully we do get to see it, otherwise we'll be too busy huddling in our fallout shelters listening to him over the EBS jabbering on about finally defeating the Deep State.
 
2018-01-03 06:14:17 AM  
The op/ed also revealed that someone IN the Trump campaign was talking to the FBI during the campaign.

"As we told the Senate Judiciary Committee in August, our sources said the dossier was taken so seriously because it corroborated reports the bureau had received from other sources, including one inside the Trump camp."
 
2018-01-03 06:15:54 AM  
Narrator, "But, he did as it turned out."
 
2018-01-03 06:23:24 AM  
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Ok Sarah
 
2018-01-03 06:26:51 AM  

Weaver95: what I don't get about lurch here is why she still has a job.  she's not believable.  she's not even cute enough to watch as she spews lies out of her cake hole.  she's a barely literate, constantly angry woman filled with hate and too stupid to understand she's complicit in trump's crimes.

I'm actually shocked trump hasn't replaced her with a bouncy blonde porn star with big tits and a penchant for wearing tight fitting tops while on the job.


This, and she dresses like a liebrarian.

/I spelled it correctly; don't look at me like that
 
2018-01-03 06:28:24 AM  

Weaver95: what I don't get about lurch here is why she still has a job.  she's not believable.  she's not even cute enough to watch as she spews lies out of her cake hole.  she's a barely literate, constantly angry woman filled with hate and too stupid to understand she's complicit in trump's crimes.

I'm actually shocked trump hasn't replaced her with a bouncy blonde porn star with big tits and a penchant for wearing tight fitting tops while on the job.


So...Ivanka then?
 
2018-01-03 06:44:15 AM  

Brandi Morgan: For a guy who "tells it like it is," there seems to be a awful lot of "what he meant was."


Forget about what he says. You have to look in his heart!
 
2018-01-03 06:49:06 AM  

karl2025: Can they just, for the love of God, admit what they think? I'm sick of it! I don't even care about how horrible these people are now, I am just sick of waking up every day, seeing them say shiat, and then pretending that I'M THE CRAZY ONE! At this point I would feel RELIEF if the press secretary simply said "Yes, Donald Trump thinks there's a secret government conspiracy against him, yes he wants to fire Muller because he's sick of being investigated for stuff he did, no he doesn't respect minorities, homosexuals, women, the poor, or anybody other than himself, yes he's really just interested in lowering his taxes and having everybody pay for his golf trips, and boy does he sexually harass women.."

I don't even care if nothing comes from it any more, I just want them to not blatantly lie to my face just once.


Det. John Munch: You're saving your really good lies for some smarter cop, is that it? I'm just a donut in the on-deck circle. Wait until the real guy gets here. Wait until that big guy comes back. I'm probably just his secretary. I'm just Montel Williams. You want to talk to Larry King.
Bernard: I'm telling you the truth.
Det. John Munch: I've been in murder police for ten years. If you're going to lie to me, you lie to me with respect. What is it? Is it my shoes? Is it my haircut? Got a problem with my haircut? Don't you ever lie to me like I'm Montel Williams. I am not Montel Williams. I am not Montel Williams.
Bernard: Who's Montel Williams?
Det. John Munch: I'm not Montel Williams.
 
2018-01-03 06:56:41 AM  
I find it interesting that Sarah's entire job seems to be disavowing everything Trump says and tsk tsking the press for making her do it.
 
2018-01-03 07:09:48 AM  

starsrift: Does anyone else find it terrifying that the only reason the US isn't a police state is that Trump mistakenly picked an AG who, despite his obvious and numerous faults, has sufficient spine to tell Trump no?


Given that AG's prior history of prosecuting civil rights protesters, it isn't for lack of trying on Trump's part.

He just seems to have miscalculated and thought the Keebler Elf was a jackbooted authoritarian instead of extremely racist.
 
2018-01-03 07:28:53 AM  
Vega pressed: "Does he believe the entire Justice Department and its more than 100,000 employees are part of this deep state?"

"Obviously, he doesn't believe the entire Justice Department is part of that," Sanders replied. "One of the things that the President has done is appoint Christopher Wray at the FBI because he wants to change the culture of that agency and he thinks he's right to do that."


So that's one guy.  Otherwise it's Deep State (10-3, 8-1 Pac-12) all the way down.
 
2018-01-03 07:31:46 AM  

Weaver95: what I don't get about lurch here is why she still has a job.  she's not believable.  she's not even cute enough to watch as she spews lies out of her cake hole.  she's a barely literate, constantly angry woman filled with hate and too stupid to understand she's complicit in trump's crimes.

I'm actually shocked trump hasn't replaced her with a bouncy blonde porn star with big tits and a penchant for wearing tight fitting tops while on the job.


This is on purpose.  Trump HATES the press briefing and would rather get out his own message himself, no spin.  He's wanted to end the entire thing, but was told by Bannon that if he did that, it would only make the media more powerful.  So he started with a professional, Spicer, but it was so impossible for anyone with a shred of decency to spin his rhetoric, and SNL decided that he was a good comic foible, so they realized they needed somebody new - a moron.  Thus The Mooch was thought to be the fix.  If the press had to deal with a moron, maybe they'd give up.  But no, The Mooch had an ego and Trump was not going to let him become the face of the Presidency...that's Trump's bailiwick.

So...can't have a professional, can't have an ego, can't be attractive to the public. Sanders is perfect.  If Trump had put some Fox News type young blond female newscaster the media would eat it up,  They'd be talking about what designers she wears and doing stories about her family, making the Press Briefing "Must See TV" which is absolutely not what Trump wants.  He wants bland nothingness in the hopes that the media stop sending good people to cover it and people to stop watching it.  It is working.
 
2018-01-03 07:32:18 AM  
YES HE DOES
 
2018-01-03 07:45:33 AM  

powhound: berylman: Sarah could you please define what the Deep State even is as it means to you?


It's a Republican newspeak term referring to the U.S. Constitution.
 
2018-01-03 07:45:43 AM  
Replace Huckabee.

Try that fake sign language interpreter from Mandela's memorial.  At least we'd learn sign language to keep up with the jokes.

Or beef up Bad Lip Reading to real time production.
 
2018-01-03 07:49:13 AM  
Deep State = civil service. It's a forgotten history but the development of a professional civil service untied to whoever's president was a significant progression, one that got rid of the spoils system and ensured we had continuity from one administration to the next.

So naturally the GOP wants to undue two centuries' worth of progress so Trump can hire/fire people at will.

That's really what this Deep State shiat is, if you're curious.

/Also civil servants have things like pensions, unions, and decent pay and the GOP can't have that continue, now can they?
 
2018-01-03 07:57:17 AM  
I understand that reporters want to keep their credentials for the inevitable crumble...but c'mon . You are all way to easy on this lady.
 
2018-01-03 08:17:17 AM  

Weaver95: while I lack the words necessary to properly convey my contempt and disgust for the continued existence of this woman, I do find it fascinating that such a parasite is permitted to continue to exist.


Parasite... typical Republican... such a fine line.
 
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