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(Daily Mail)   Todd-truckin' Track Palin granted house arrest as long as he avoids his entire family   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2018-01-02 11:56:03 PM  
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Hello handsome. You're a good looking fellow, do you know that? People laugh at you, people hate you, but why do they hate you? Because... they are jealous. Look at that boyish face. Look at that sweet smile. Do you wanna talk about physical strength? Do you want to talk about sheer muscle? Do you want to talk about the Olympian ideal? You are a God. And listen to me, you are not evil. You... are... good.
 
2018-01-03 12:03:27 AM  

thorpe: [img.fark.net image 634x423]

Hello handsome. You're a good looking fellow, do you know that? People laugh at you, people hate you, but why do they hate you? Because... they are jealous. Look at that boyish face. Look at that sweet smile. Do you wanna talk about physical strength? Do you want to talk about sheer muscle? Do you want to talk about the Olympian ideal? You are a God. And listen to me, you are not evil. You... are... good.


And now we get the police blotter!

/the only relevant palin stories for print
 
2018-01-03 12:21:40 AM  
Sara must hate Trump.
I mean she had this nice gig going around the country rile'n up the teagoppers. Taking donations.
And that dog caught the bus and now she doesn't have money coming in.
 
2018-01-03 12:33:43 AM  
Todd had tried to keep his son out by meeting him at the door and pointing a gun at him, but Track was able to disarm the man and 'put him on the floor' before beating him bloody, it is claimed.

The best people folks...the best people.
 
2018-01-03 03:38:38 AM  
To be fair, who among us hasn't wanted to punch Todd "Secessionist Traitor" Palin in the face?
 
2018-01-03 03:55:14 AM  
Lot of dumbasses on house arrest lately.  Almost enough to man a fort.
 
2018-01-03 06:19:30 AM  
Republicans find these folks fit to lead the country.
 
2018-01-03 06:32:56 AM  
Looks like a goat-f*cking caveman.
 
2018-01-03 06:38:42 AM  
WTF do you idiots even care about Palin and her brood? Get a life
 
2018-01-03 06:40:28 AM  

thorpe: Hello handsome. You're a good looking fellow, do you know that? People laugh at you, people hate you, but why do they hate you? Because... they are jealous. Look at that boyish face. Look at that sweet smile. Do you wanna talk about physical strength? Do you want to talk about sheer muscle? Do you want to talk about the Olympian ideal? You are a God. And listen to me, you are not evil. You... are... good.


But how big is his Schwanstücke?
 
2018-01-03 06:40:49 AM  
White trash gonna trash.
 
2018-01-03 06:42:08 AM  
When you have a shiatty family, you do what you gotta to keep them away.
 
2018-01-03 06:43:02 AM  
Restraining orders from both his baby mammas.

TFA says Willow is engaged, so we can expect another spawning in the next four or five months.

The Aristocrats.
 
2018-01-03 06:47:50 AM  
I gotta say, you give your kid a stupid name like "Track", you better be prepared for an ass-beatin' when he gets old and drunk enough.
 
2018-01-03 06:52:45 AM  
Sarah told police her son, 28, was 'freaking out and was on some type of medication.'

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"Medication"
 
2018-01-03 06:57:22 AM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Sarah told police her son, 28, was 'freaking out and was on some type of medication.'

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"Medication"


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2018-01-03 06:57:23 AM  
Im just here to masturbate to old pics of Bristol.

/Leaving disappointed
 
2018-01-03 06:58:47 AM  

optikeye: Sara must hate Trump.
I mean she had this nice gig going around the country rile'n up the teagoppers. Taking donations.
And that dog caught the bus and now she doesn't have money coming in.


What must really gall her is that the same people who thought she was too stupid and unhinged to be a heartbeat from the presidency, gave the entire burrito to some guy who's even dumber and more unhinged than she is.

Sexism really does exist in the US, fer damn sure.
 
2018-01-03 06:59:35 AM  

stirfrybry: WTF do you idiots even care about Palin and her brood? Get a life


But then, what would we talk about? There just isn't anything else going on in the world.
 
2018-01-03 07:00:54 AM  

thorpe: [img.fark.net image 634x423]

Hello handsome. You're a good looking fellow, do you know that? People laugh at you, people hate you, but why do they hate you? Because... they are jealous. Look at that boyish face. Look at that sweet smile. Do you wanna talk about physical strength? Do you want to talk about sheer muscle? Do you want to talk about the Olympian ideal? You are a God. And listen to me, you are not evil. You... are... good.


Putin on the Ritz
Youtube y3z841UJiVk
 
2018-01-03 07:01:47 AM  
.....he's going to end up killing his entire family, isn't he?
 
2018-01-03 07:03:32 AM  
Damn, lucky guy. Why can't we get that.
 
2018-01-03 07:04:42 AM  

Guntram Shatterhand: .....he's going to end up killing his entire family, isn't he?


He's a tatted up millennial, so probably.
 
2018-01-03 07:08:34 AM  

Guntram Shatterhand: .....he's going to end up killing his entire family, isn't he?


He's a veteran, so probably.
 
2018-01-03 07:19:27 AM  
Couldn't happen to a nicer family. And by nice, I mean schmucks.
 
2018-01-03 07:22:02 AM  

Lifeless: Guntram Shatterhand: .....he's going to end up killing his entire family, isn't he?

He's a veteran, so probably.


His tour of duty was being the driver for a colonel 100 miles away from any fighting.

He's about as much of a veteran as Cap'n Crunch.
 
2018-01-03 07:28:25 AM  

stirfrybry: WTF do you idiots even care about Palin and her brood? Get a life


Because if we don't rub conservative faces in what they've done, we end up with shiat like trump.  Those who forget the past are doomed to repeat it, and here we are.
 
2018-01-03 07:33:45 AM  
To be fair, his family is a bad influence, and best avoided.
 
2018-01-03 07:35:54 AM  

jaytkay: TFA says Willow is engaged, so we can expect another spawning in the next four or five months.


"Your honor, I couldn't avoid my entire family. They just kept breeding. They were everywhere."

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2018-01-03 07:39:22 AM  

born_yesterday: Im just here to masturbate to old pics of Bristol.

/Leaving disappointed


New pictures
 
2018-01-03 07:43:18 AM  

thorpe: born_yesterday: Im just here to masturbate to old pics of Bristol.

/Leaving disappointed

New pictures


Full house: Bristol gave birth to her third child, Atlee Bay, in May. She and her husband, Dakota Meyer, are pictured with their newborn, their eldest daughter, Sailor Grace, and her son, Tripp
  Atlee Bay...Atlee Bay! ...Oh no! We've got to get out of here now! Damn!
 
2018-01-03 07:46:37 AM  

stirfrybry: WTF do you idiots even care about Palin and her brood? Get a life


Sorry about your hillbilly heroine!
 
2018-01-03 07:48:35 AM  
Sarah should get out of politics and move over to the Hallmark Channel.  Half her life is Hallmark Movies

Sarah:  Politics and Strange Bedfellows
Sarah's Daughter:  Knocked up at 13 and Mommy Fakes the Birth
The Day Trip Tripped - A Mother's Nightmare
 
2018-01-03 07:49:36 AM  

thorpe: born_yesterday: Im just here to masturbate to old pics of Bristol.

/Leaving disappointed

New pictures


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2018-01-03 07:51:32 AM  
I came for Conservative Family ValuesTM and The Sanctity of MarriageTM.

Leaving disappoint.
 
2018-01-03 07:55:14 AM  
Republicans: the Family Values party.
 
2018-01-03 07:56:12 AM  

Lifeless: Guntram Shatterhand: .....he's going to end up killing his entire family, isn't he?

He's a veteran, so probably.


I'm not a fan of the Palin family, but those eyes make me worry about just that: a Palin family shooting. Those are some ice cold pretty much dead eyes he's got there. And he's already unleashed some pretty brutal savagery on his dad's face.

When you consider his track record, the family's track record, the military service, (that apparently traumatized him), the crazy, attention seeking, controlling mom, the bratty instagraming vapid sisters, the spineless "yes, Sarah" dad, kids sprouting out everywhere faster than anyone can count..
I just don't think things are going to end well up there.

I hope I'm wrong.
I also hope he's able to find a decent therapist soon.
 
2018-01-03 07:57:17 AM  
"Combat" Vet.  The only action he saw in Iraq was on the volleyball court.
 
2018-01-03 08:02:00 AM  

philodough: Lifeless: Guntram Shatterhand: .....he's going to end up killing his entire family, isn't he?

He's a veteran, so probably.

I'm not a fan of the Palin family, but those eyes make me worry about just that: a Palin family shooting. Those are some ice cold pretty much dead eyes he's got there. And he's already unleashed some pretty brutal savagery on his dad's face.

When you consider his track record, the family's track record, the military service, (that apparently traumatized him), the crazy, attention seeking, controlling mom, the bratty instagraming vapid sisters, the spineless "yes, Sarah" dad, kids sprouting out everywhere faster than anyone can count..
I just don't think things are going to end well up there.

I hope I'm wrong.
I also hope he's able to find a decent therapist soon.


He looks like a farking serial killer in that picture.  He has access to all the mental health help he needs, but you can't help someone who doesn't want to be helped.
 
2018-01-03 08:04:53 AM  
Remember in 2008 when John McCain referred to the Palin family on the campaign trail as "...Wasilla hillbillies looting Neiman Marcus from coast to coast."

Yep. Nailed it.
 
2018-01-03 08:06:40 AM  
He needs to be remanded to a state mental health facility for the rest of his life.
 
2018-01-03 08:13:48 AM  

Ambivalence: optikeye: Sara must hate Trump.
I mean she had this nice gig going around the country rile'n up the teagoppers. Taking donations.
And that dog caught the bus and now she doesn't have money coming in.

What must really gall her is that the same people who thought she was too stupid and unhinged to be a heartbeat from the presidency, gave the entire burrito to some guy who's even dumber and more unhinged than she is.

Sexism really does exist in the US, fer damn sure.


Would make for a great comedy movie, maybe even a sitcom spinoff.
Can you imagine the hijinks?!
 
2018-01-03 08:17:13 AM  

Guntram Shatterhand: .....he's going to end up killing his entire family, isn't he?


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2018-01-03 08:28:22 AM  
Who needs a court order. I've been avoiding that family for years.
 
2018-01-03 08:29:13 AM  
"as long as he avoids his entire family?" How is this a punishment?
 
2018-01-03 08:32:35 AM  
They'll keep finding excuses for him until he kills someone, then they'll pivot too "ain't no one ever saw this coming"
 
2018-01-03 08:48:23 AM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: White trash gonna trash.


This.  Unbelievably WT.

When is the History Channel reality series airing on these dipshiats?
 
2018-01-03 08:58:09 AM  

Kegluneq: thorpe: [img.fark.net image 634x423]

Hello handsome. You're a good looking fellow, do you know that? People laugh at you, people hate you, but why do they hate you? Because... they are jealous. Look at that boyish face. Look at that sweet smile. Do you wanna talk about physical strength? Do you want to talk about sheer muscle? Do you want to talk about the Olympian ideal? You are a God. And listen to me, you are not evil. You... are... good.

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Thank you for posting that.  I needed a genuine belly laugh today.
 
2018-01-03 09:01:23 AM  
Methed up, trailer trash.
Typical rural Republican.
 
2018-01-03 09:02:24 AM  

Madman drummers bummers: "as long as he avoids his entire family?" How is this a punishment?


Can't borrow money from them.
 
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