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(Gizmodo)   Hooters parent company says the word "blockchain" and their stock price shoots up 50%   ( gizmodo.com) divider line
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1673 clicks; posted to Business » on 02 Jan 2018 at 4:20 PM (2 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2018-01-02 01:01:52 PM  
Maybe I should ask Drew to add blockchain to my username. I bet my smarts and funnies would go through the roof.
 
2018-01-02 01:07:39 PM  

naughtyrev: Maybe I should ask Drew to add blockchain to my username. I bet my smarts and funnies would go through the roof.


Same for your Green Lights.
 
2018-01-02 01:11:40 PM  
God, 2018 is going to be even stupider than 2017, isn't it?
 
2018-01-02 01:15:02 PM  
New investment strategy: short sell any company that adds 'blockchain' or 'coin' to their name.
 
2018-01-02 01:22:12 PM  
Wait. Hooters plus blocks and chains?

Giggity
 
2018-01-02 01:46:07 PM  

MrBallou: Wait. Hooters plus blocks and chains?

Giggity


Indeed.....

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2018-01-02 02:10:46 PM  
Was that satire because I can't farking tell anymore.
 
2018-01-02 02:50:29 PM  

naughtyrev: Maybe I should ask Drew to add blockchain to my username. I bet my smarts and funnies would go through the roof.


Maybe Drew should change the site to FarkBlockchain.com?

"It's not news, it's blockchain"
 
2018-01-02 04:42:36 PM  
People who go to Hooters know there are billions of free porn videos available, strip clubs and other restaurants with actual edible food, right?
 
2018-01-02 04:42:36 PM  
Totally rational market.
 
2018-01-02 04:44:23 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: Totally rational market.


Username checks out.
 
2018-01-02 04:47:21 PM  
algorithmic trading is the best.
 
2018-01-02 04:55:20 PM  
Someone's nipples got hard...
 
2018-01-02 05:19:38 PM  
Correction: This post originally identified Chanticleer Holdings as the parent company of Hooters. It in fact owns only nine of the more than 400 locations globally. We regret the error.
 
2018-01-02 05:59:16 PM  
Chanticleer is what I took to treat my acne and it also helped me quit smoking. But then I went on kind of a "rampage" in the gym parking lot and smashed a bunch of cars with a crowbar. But hey, it's really working on my acne.
 
2018-01-02 06:19:53 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: God, 2018 is going to be even stupider than 2017, isn't it?


Oh, there's more in store. If nothing is done, works from 1923 will become public domain in 2019. You know what happened in 1923? Walt Disney Studios was founded. No farking way we won't get another inane copyright extension this year.
 
2018-01-02 06:37:54 PM  
blockchain is sooo 2017
2018 with be (the return of) marijuana stock pump n dumps.
they even just created a marijuana ETF: MJX
 
2018-01-02 06:38:11 PM  
Reminds me of the mid nineties. If you said the word 'internet' your investors would grab you and stuff your pockets full of cash.
 
2018-01-02 06:39:38 PM  

JolobinSmokin: People who go to Hooters know there are billions of free porn videos available, strip clubs and other restaurants with actual edible food, right?


So you are saying to go to Twin Peaks instead?
 
2018-01-02 06:59:19 PM  

Lokilaw2012: JolobinSmokin: People who go to Hooters know there are billions of free porn videos available, strip clubs and other restaurants with actual edible food, right?

So you are saying to go to Twin Peaks instead?


Twin peaks does have a decent chicken fried steak.
 
2018-01-02 07:06:27 PM  

JolobinSmokin: People who go to Hooters know there are billions of free porn videos available, strip clubs and other restaurants with actual edible food, right?


I heard there are people who pay for online chats with MOTAS despite the availability of "free porn". Or beg for BIE/WIE on lame news aggregator websites. Go figure.
 
2018-01-02 07:22:49 PM  

itcamefromschenectady: JolobinSmokin: People who go to Hooters know there are billions of free porn videos available, strip clubs and other restaurants with actual edible food, right?

I heard there are people who pay for online chats with MOTAS despite the availability of "free porn". Or beg for BIE/WIE on lame news aggregator websites. Go figure.


I have no idea what those acronyms stand for.  So cool I guess.
 
2018-01-02 11:04:24 PM  

FrancoFile: New investment strategy: short sell any company that adds 'blockchain' or 'coin' to their name.


The main pitfall of short-selling is that, as the saying goes, the market can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent.
 
2018-01-03 12:42:45 AM  

FrancoFile: New investment strategy: short sell any company that adds 'blockchain' or 'coin' to their name.


The market can be irrational longer than you can stay solvent.
 
2018-01-03 12:44:01 AM  

Barfmaker: Was that satire because I can't farking tell anymore.


It did have that "The Onion" quality to it, dinnit?
 
2018-01-03 01:04:54 AM  
I'm pretty certain anyone uses the word "leverage" as a verb is either full of shiat or trying to scam you, most likely both.
 
2018-01-03 01:45:24 AM  
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2018-01-03 05:16:34 AM  
Imagine of they said "titty sprinkles"!
 
2018-01-03 05:25:47 AM  
Titcoin
 
2018-01-03 10:55:40 AM  

Dr.Fey: Correction: This post originally identified Chanticleer Holdings as the parent company of Hooters. It in fact owns only nine of the more than 400 locations globally. We regret the error.


Came here to say that too.  That article could have used more than 5 minutes of research and writing if it wanted anyone to take it seriously.
 
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