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(Twitter)   Subby knows we see too much of Trump's dumps, but this tweet has to take the record for most delusional yet   ( twitter.com) divider line
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2018-01-02 11:17:03 AM  
Original Tweet:

 
2018-01-02 12:16:56 PM  
"We care about RESULTS"

The results are in, its cancer.
 
2018-01-02 12:17:08 PM  
I'd like to have a word with Subby on the most delusional tweet.  Specifically, the word "covfefe."
 
2018-01-02 12:17:52 PM  
Hispanics will go hard against Dems, will start "falling in love" with Republicans and their President!

This is the statement of a man who has never been genuinely loved by anyone in his life.
 
2018-01-02 12:18:05 PM  

Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: "We care about RESULTS"

The results are in, its cancer.


Oops I farked that one up "We are about..."
 
2018-01-02 12:18:15 PM  
So it looks like he is back at the White House live tweeting Fox News nonsense.
 
2018-01-02 12:18:16 PM  

Original: Original Tweet:

realDonaldTrump: Democrats are doing nothing for DACA - just interested in politics. DACA activists and Hispanics will go hard against Dems, will start "falling in love" with Republicans and their President! We are about RESULTS.


Delusion much?
 
2018-01-02 12:20:49 PM  
He's got a point. I mean, considering that in Opposite Land the Democrats have control of the House, the Senate, and the Presidency, you'd think they would be doing something about DACA. But yet, they don't. Why is that?
 
2018-01-02 12:22:04 PM  
Obviously, the 'D' in DACA stands for Donnie.


Donnie A Corrupt Asshole.
 
2018-01-02 12:22:07 PM  
To be fair Hillary probably would've ended DACA too.
 
2018-01-02 12:22:22 PM  

Original: Original Tweet:

realDonaldTrump: Democrats are doing nothing for DACA - just interested in politics. DACA activists and Hispanics will go hard against Dems, will start "falling in love" with Republicans and their President! We are about RESULTS.


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2018-01-02 12:22:26 PM  

Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: "We care about RESULTS"

The results are in, its cancer.


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2018-01-02 12:22:33 PM  
Despite the negative press, it's obvious that the press negative! We're ALL CAPS to love kisses! Vengaza Durango! Twelfth Muppet exacto brainswale!
 
2018-01-02 12:23:01 PM  
He farking got rid of DACA. What an asshole this guy is.
 
2018-01-02 12:23:59 PM  

harleyquinnical: Original: Original Tweet:

realDonaldTrump: Democrats are doing nothing for DACA - just interested in politics. DACA activists and Hispanics will go hard against Dems, will start "falling in love" with Republicans and their President! We are about RESULTS.


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Can the mods make this a default reply to the original?
 
2018-01-02 12:24:17 PM  

Oysterman: I'd like to have a word with Subby on the most delusional tweet.  Specifically, the word "covfefe."


While Trump embodies both, delusion and incoherence are two separate concepts.
 
2018-01-02 12:24:26 PM  

neapoi: He farking got rid of DACA. What an asshole this guy is.


He probably forgot he did that
 
2018-01-02 12:24:32 PM  
He's been tweeting up a storm today. Does he have a stuck turd dangling half-way out his bum & is trapped on the terlet?
Maybe someone can yank it out with a pair of salad tongs or sumpin'?
 
2018-01-02 12:25:10 PM  
If it comes out that he and the GOP colluded and prosecution could be very costly to our nation (not just in terms of money), we have to. We have to hurt to heal.
 
2018-01-02 12:25:41 PM  
Maybe it's a typo. Donald Trump's tweets are also known as "his panics."
 
2018-01-02 12:25:53 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: "We care about RESULTS"

The results are in, its cancer.

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2018-01-02 12:26:29 PM  
I don't know subby.  With all the tweets, there's an awful lot that would qualify as "most delusional."
 
2018-01-02 12:26:37 PM  

Oysterman: I'd like to have a word with Subby on the most delusional tweet.  Specifically, the word "covfefe."


Eh, "covfefe" was originally just a typo that blew up when Trump wouldn't own up to having hit 'send' before proofreading or finishing the tweet. There wasn't enough in the post to even count as delusional. (Although since he was likely complaining about his press coverage, it was probably heading that way)
 
2018-01-02 12:26:48 PM  

Yakk: So it looks like he is back at the White House live tweeting Fox News nonsense.


I guess this is somewhat informative, knowing that he is off vacation and back to nonsense.
 
2018-01-02 12:26:54 PM  

Diamond Joe Biden: harleyquinnical: Original: Original Tweet:

realDonaldTrump: Democrats are doing nothing for DACA - just interested in politics. DACA activists and Hispanics will go hard against Dems, will start "falling in love" with Republicans and their President! We are about RESULTS.


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Can the mods make this a default reply to the original?


I am posting it in every Trump twitter post thread that does not make me pass out from the stupidity.
 
2018-01-02 12:27:03 PM  
Did Trump snort some coke mixed with strychnine during his NYE party or something?  He really needs to find a new dealer.
 
2018-01-02 12:27:30 PM  

oldfarthenry: He's been tweeting up a storm today. Does he have a stuck turd dangling half-way out his bum & is trapped on the terlet?
Maybe someone can yank it out with a pair of salad tongs or sumpin'?


All salad related paraphernalia has been removed from the White House on account of arugula and the last guy.
 
2018-01-02 12:28:04 PM  

Archidude: Hispanics will go hard against Dems, will start "falling in love" with Republicans and their President!

This is the statement of a man who has never been genuinely loved by anyone in his life.


Q: What's the difference between Fred Trump and a MAGAhead?

A: Fred never told Donald that he loved him.
 
2018-01-02 12:29:16 PM  

Flashfyr3: oldfarthenry: He's been tweeting up a storm today. Does he have a stuck turd dangling half-way out his bum & is trapped on the terlet?
Maybe someone can yank it out with a pair of salad tongs or sumpin'?

All salad related paraphernalia has been removed from the White House on account of arugula and the last guy.


They'll have to dig out the impacted turd with a spork from KFC.
 
2018-01-02 12:29:51 PM  

darkeyes: Did Trump snort some coke mixed with strychnine during his NYE party or something?  He really needs to find a new dealer.


He took his diet pills twice by accident.
 
2018-01-02 12:30:06 PM  
I joined a crowd of activists to protest outside of Schumer's house last Saturday regarding the general lack of action by Senate Democrats on DACA.

16 Democrats decided to punt on DACA until the Jan19 vote. They could have forced a deal on DACA in the budget, but chose not to.

In the meantime, over 100 DACA recipients will lose their protection every day - losing their ability to legally work and drive and protection from deportation. Plus, since DHS has all their information, they are very easy targets.

The risk isn't that immigration voters will go Republican, the risk is that they will stay home on election day.

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2018-01-02 12:30:20 PM  
ThatsNotHowThisWorks.jpg
 
2018-01-02 12:31:28 PM  
The Hispanics love him. More and more people say so. Puerto Ricans too, though they're actually Mexicans, nobody knew that.
 
2018-01-02 12:33:00 PM  
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2018-01-02 12:33:18 PM  
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2018-01-02 12:33:47 PM  
Yeah, their "results" destroy families and communities and good will.

I remember Sheriff Joe.

So does Arizona. And we are still paying for his lunacy.
 
2018-01-02 12:34:31 PM  
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2018-01-02 12:35:16 PM  

dumbobruni: I joined a crowd of activists to protest outside of Schumer's house last Saturday regarding the general lack of action by Senate Democrats on DACA.

16 Democrats decided to punt on DACA until the Jan19 vote. They could have forced a deal on DACA in the budget, but chose not to.

In the meantime, over 100 DACA recipients will lose their protection every day - losing their ability to legally work and drive and protection from deportation. Plus, since DHS has all their information, they are very easy targets.

The risk isn't that immigration voters will go Republican, the risk is that they will stay home on election day.

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I think Trump is mostly pissing them off too much for them to even consider staying home.
 
2018-01-02 12:35:46 PM  
Hispanics will go hard against Dems, will start "falling in love" with Republicans and their President!

Ah yes, the old "you will grow to love me in time" line. Ought to ask Humperdinck how that worked out for him.
 
2018-01-02 12:35:48 PM  
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2018-01-02 12:35:54 PM  
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2018-01-02 12:36:55 PM  
Well so far, Trump has managed to lose the Republicans the Cubans and the Asian communities, which used to be their go to ethnic communities.  Though that is not fair, the Republicans were hard at work trying to lose those communities eight years ago, Trump just made it clear to them that they will never be more than just props to the GOP.
 
2018-01-02 12:37:46 PM  
It isn't even his most delusional today. He just took personal credit for airplanes not crashing.
 
2018-01-02 12:38:14 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: "We care about RESULTS"

The results are in, its cancer.

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Love your handle. I forgot all about siffle and Ollie, that reminds me that I need to stock up on some more crescent fresh
 
2018-01-02 12:38:14 PM  

dumbobruni: I joined a crowd of activists to protest outside of Schumer's house last Saturday regarding the general lack of action by Senate Democrats on DACA.

16 Democrats decided to punt on DACA until the Jan19 vote. They could have forced a deal on DACA in the budget, but chose not to.

In the meantime, over 100 DACA recipients will lose their protection every day - losing their ability to legally work and drive and protection from deportation. Plus, since DHS has all their information, they are very easy targets.

The risk isn't that immigration voters will go Republican, the risk is that they will stay home on election day.

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A shutdown over Christmas would have been really, really bad for not only Democrats but for DACA recipients. Did you really want the Republicans to be able to blame DACA recipients for government employees being furloughed over Christmas?
 
2018-01-02 12:42:07 PM  

Archidude: dumbobruni: I joined a crowd of activists to protest outside of Schumer's house last Saturday regarding the general lack of action by Senate Democrats on DACA.

16 Democrats decided to punt on DACA until the Jan19 vote. They could have forced a deal on DACA in the budget, but chose not to.

In the meantime, over 100 DACA recipients will lose their protection every day - losing their ability to legally work and drive and protection from deportation. Plus, since DHS has all their information, they are very easy targets.

The risk isn't that immigration voters will go Republican, the risk is that they will stay home on election day.

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A shutdown over Christmas would have been really, really bad for not only Democrats but for DACA recipients. Did you really want the Republicans to be able to blame DACA recipients for government employees being furloughed over Christmas?


Tell that to the hundreds of DACA recipients that lost their statuses since then, as well as the hundreds of thousands of others that spent this holiday season wondering if it was their last in the US.
 
2018-01-02 12:42:44 PM  

duke3522: Original: Original Tweet:
realDonaldTrump: Democrats are doing nothing for DACA - just interested in politics. DACA activists and Hispanics will go hard against Dems, will start "falling in love" with Republicans and their President! We are about RESULTS.

Delusion much?


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2018-01-02 12:42:53 PM  
Welp guys there it is, the ends justify the means. I need to be richer, time to start robbing banks.
 
2018-01-02 12:45:10 PM  

dumbobruni: Archidude: dumbobruni: I joined a crowd of activists to protest outside of Schumer's house last Saturday regarding the general lack of action by Senate Democrats on DACA.

16 Democrats decided to punt on DACA until the Jan19 vote. They could have forced a deal on DACA in the budget, but chose not to.

In the meantime, over 100 DACA recipients will lose their protection every day - losing their ability to legally work and drive and protection from deportation. Plus, since DHS has all their information, they are very easy targets.

The risk isn't that immigration voters will go Republican, the risk is that they will stay home on election day.

[img.fark.net image 425x566][View Full Size image _x_]

A shutdown over Christmas would have been really, really bad for not only Democrats but for DACA recipients. Did you really want the Republicans to be able to blame DACA recipients for government employees being furloughed over Christmas?

Tell that to the hundreds of DACA recipients that lost their statuses since then, as well as the hundreds of thousands of others that spent this holiday season wondering if it was their last in the US.


Yes, helping the Republicans vilify them and reducing the chances of ever getting anything passed to help them is something we need to do for their own good! Futile gestures should always, always take precedence over practical politics.
 
2018-01-02 12:50:10 PM  
"I won't sign any DACA legislation if my border wall doesn't get funded!"

"We're just waiting for the check from Mexico to clear."
 
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