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(PetsLady)   If your butt can stop traffic, you just might be an escaped circus monkey   ( petslady.com) divider line
    More: Weird, traffic light pole, Automobile, auto accident, Guizhou, young female driver, lightly damaged vehicles, minor auto accident, circus monkey  
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2023 clicks; posted to Main » on 02 Jan 2018 at 4:37 PM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2018-01-02 01:10:28 PM  
Oh, this thread could have so much potential.
 
2018-01-02 01:24:21 PM  

nmrsnr: Oh, this thread could have so much potential.


Awwww yeah.  I got this.

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2018-01-02 01:36:57 PM  

foo monkey: nmrsnr: Oh, this thread could have so much potential.

Awwww yeah.  I got this.

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User name checks out.
 
2018-01-02 03:39:15 PM  
Paging raerae1980...
 
2018-01-02 03:56:46 PM  

lindalouwho: Paging raerae1980...


Hello chica!!   Happy New Years to you and yours!!

What am I supposed to do here?     Booty pics?
 
2018-01-02 04:28:21 PM  

raerae1980: lindalouwho: Paging raerae1980...

Hello chica!!   Happy New Years to you and yours!!

What am I supposed to do here?     Booty pics?


Right back atcha with the sentiments!

And of course. Actually in traffic if possible. I sure can't, I'm old enough that my butt has... dropped like it's hot. As in melted. ;-p
 
2018-01-02 04:35:50 PM  

lindalouwho: raerae1980: lindalouwho: Paging raerae1980...

Hello chica!!   Happy New Years to you and yours!!

What am I supposed to do here?     Booty pics?

Right back atcha with the sentiments!

And of course. Actually in traffic if possible. I sure can't, I'm old enough that my butt has... dropped like it's hot. As in melted. ;-p


Hahahaha!     ;-P
 
2018-01-02 04:38:48 PM  
I assure you, I am NOT an escaped circus monkey
 
2018-01-02 04:39:26 PM  
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2018-01-02 04:42:21 PM  
Isn't it the law over there too? Stop when flashing red.
 
2018-01-02 04:42:30 PM  
...I'm just here for the weird images to brighten my day and hopefully make my sickness go away...
 
2018-01-02 04:45:45 PM  
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2018-01-02 04:50:27 PM  
When my wife is upset, I tell her she has a case of the red-ass.  I will now and forever picture this whenever I say that.  Thank you, Fark.
 
2018-01-02 04:54:16 PM  

lindalouwho: raerae1980: lindalouwho: Paging raerae1980...

Hello chica!!   Happy New Years to you and yours!!

What am I supposed to do here?     Booty pics?

Right back atcha with the sentiments!

And of course. Actually in traffic if possible. I sure can't, I'm old enough that my butt has... dropped like it's hot. As in melted. ;-p



I was going to say, "only one way to find out!" but then, I thought about this whole 'me too' movement and I decided to pull back.
 
2018-01-02 04:55:01 PM  

bigoldthor: When my wife is upset, I tell her she has a case of the red-ass.  I will now and forever picture this whenever I say that.  Thank you, Fark.


am soooooooo glad I'm not your wife. Thank you for helping me find something to be positive today about.
 
2018-01-02 04:58:14 PM  
If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college
 
2018-01-02 04:58:38 PM  
I was hoping for a thread more along these lines

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2018-01-02 05:07:22 PM  

Kirablue42: bigoldthor: When my wife is upset, I tell her she has a case of the red-ass.  I will now and forever picture this whenever I say that.  Thank you, Fark.

am soooooooo glad I'm not your wife. Thank you for helping me find something to be positive today about.


Relax.  It's all in good fun and she gets plenty of jabs in at me, as well.
 
2018-01-02 05:15:13 PM  
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2018-01-02 05:19:17 PM  

Crewmannumber6: I was hoping for a thread more along these lines

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I'm in ...

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2018-01-02 05:28:05 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: Crewmannumber6: I was hoping for a thread more along these lines

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I'm in ...

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2018-01-02 05:31:15 PM  
Never mind China's nukes. They could kill us with dumbassery.
 
2018-01-02 05:38:18 PM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: Danger Avoid Death: Crewmannumber6: I was hoping for a thread more along these lines

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I'm in ...

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Lmao, you win
 
2018-01-02 05:38:40 PM  
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2018-01-02 05:40:40 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: Crewmannumber6: I was hoping for a thread more along these lines

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I'm in ...

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ay, chihuahua!
 
2018-01-02 05:44:10 PM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: lindalouwho: raerae1980: lindalouwho: Paging raerae1980...

Hello chica!!   Happy New Years to you and yours!!

What am I supposed to do here?     Booty pics?

Right back atcha with the sentiments!

And of course. Actually in traffic if possible. I sure can't, I'm old enough that my butt has... dropped like it's hot. As in melted. ;-p


I was going to say, "only one way to find out!" but then, I thought about this whole 'me too' movement and I decided to pull back.


*plays in traffic, gets run over. on purpose*
 
2018-01-02 05:53:49 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: Crewmannumber6: I was hoping for a thread more along these lines

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I'm in ...

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I was going to say "But I am that circus monkey"...then you arrived...with those pics.  I...I...I can't remember what was going on in this thread, now.

Goddamnitsomuch.
 
2018-01-02 06:08:06 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: Crewmannumber6: I was hoping for a thread more along these lines

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I'm in ...

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univision, yes?  good for them for not even trying to pretend

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sorry


don't be -
i mean, that's an eyeful for sure, but i'm guessing more here would than wouldn't , despite what they'd admit to
/would
 
2018-01-02 06:08:40 PM  
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2018-01-02 06:53:35 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: Crewmannumber6: I was hoping for a thread more along these lines

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I'm in ...

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2018-01-02 06:56:43 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: Crewmannumber6: I was hoping for a thread more along these lines

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I'm in ...

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Why can't we get these coming over the wall ???
 
2018-01-02 08:03:15 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: Crewmannumber6: I was hoping for a thread more along these lines

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I'm in ...

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In that last one, do they literally have her standing on a lazy Susan? She spins around but her legs don't move at all. I feel like some producer has a remote control for a rotate disc she must be standing on.

Also, I want to work there.
 
2018-01-02 08:03:52 PM  
Wait they're all like that. WTF
 
2018-01-02 08:10:40 PM  

bigoldthor: Kirablue42: bigoldthor: When my wife is upset, I tell her she has a case of the red-ass.  I will now and forever picture this whenever I say that.  Thank you, Fark.

am soooooooo glad I'm not your wife. Thank you for helping me find something to be positive today about.

Relax.  It's all in good fun and she gets plenty of jabs in at me, as well.


So, your wife is into pegging?
 
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2018-01-03 01:57:52 AM  

Butternut Squanch: bigoldthor: Kirablue42: bigoldthor: When my wife is upset, I tell her she has a case of the red-ass.  I will now and forever picture this whenever I say that.  Thank you, Fark.

am soooooooo glad I'm not your wife. Thank you for helping me find something to be positive today about.

Relax.  It's all in good fun and she gets plenty of jabs in at me, as well.

So, your wife is into pegging?



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