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2018-01-02 09:59:14 AM  
Original Tweet:

 
2018-01-02 10:24:34 AM  

Original: Original Tweet:

realDonaldTrump: ....impartial journalists of a much higher standard, lose all of your phony and non-existent "sources," and treat the President of the United States FAIRLY, so that the next time I (and the people) win, you won't have to write an apology to your readers for a job poorly done! GL


I swear, the man cannot take any sort of negative criticism.  He also does not seem to understand the level of scrutiny the press has him under.
 
2018-01-02 10:26:52 AM  
Gunga Lunga?

/at least he has that going for him
//which is nice
 
2018-01-02 10:37:24 AM  
After a year in office, does he still not understand the press' treatment of him IS fair?!

/maybe stop doing crooked, illegal stuff, asshole
 
2018-01-02 10:43:56 AM  

Mad Scientist: After a year in office, does he still not understand the press' treatment of him IS fair?!

/maybe stop doing crooked, illegal stuff, asshole


It doesn't matter if it's fair or unfair (I believe its TOO fair myself.)

The press doesn't work for him.  It's one of the pillars of this gotdamned country.
 
2018-01-02 10:44:00 AM  
Someone is ghostwriting his tweets for him now.  No way that's the same person from the NYT interview.
 
2018-01-02 10:45:02 AM  

harleyquinnical: Original: Original Tweet:
realDonaldTrump: ....impartial journalists of a much higher standard, lose all of your phony and non-existent "sources," and treat the President of the United States FAIRLY, so that the next time I (and the people) win, you won't have to write an apology to your readers for a job poorly done! GL

I swear, the man cannot take any sort of negative criticism.  He also does not seem to understand the level of scrutiny the press has him under.


He knows what's going on. The tweets are red meat for (and manipulation of) people who like him, not an honest expression of his beliefs.
 
2018-01-02 10:45:05 AM  
This could mean two things:
One is that his colon is blocked from too much Xmas KFC & McDs.
The other is that his colon is freely flowing from too much Xmas KFC & McDs.
Either way the WH better break out the scented candles & be prepared for screams from the gold-throne tweet lounge.
 
2018-01-02 10:45:08 AM  
According to the comments, the Left is going to be far more "viscous" this year. Must be due to the cold.
 
2018-01-02 10:45:40 AM  

Petit_Merdeux: Gunga Lunga?

/at least he has that going for him
//which is nice


Reported
 
stk [TotalFark]
2018-01-02 10:46:18 AM  
This is certainly something someone totally not suffering from a degenerative brain disease would say.
 
2018-01-02 10:48:09 AM  

harleyquinnical: Original: Original Tweet:
realDonaldTrump: ....impartial journalists of a much higher standard, lose all of your phony and non-existent "sources," and treat the President of the United States FAIRLY, so that the next time I (and the people) win, you won't have to write an apology to your readers for a job poorly done! GL

I swear, the man cannot take any sort of negative criticism.  He also does not seem to understand the level of scrutiny the press has him under.


You can imagine that after someone complains the bathroom smelled bad after he used it, he would insist that the smell be bottled and sprayed around because it smelled like Unicorn farts of glory and winning and the fake news only make up lies that it smells like shiat.
 
2018-01-02 10:48:48 AM  
Not sure which is worse, Trump's tweets or the tweets agreeing with him.
 
2018-01-02 10:48:49 AM  

InmanRoshi: Someone is ghostwriting his tweets for him now.  No way that's the same person from the NYT interview.


Who on his staff has the initials GL?

I bet that's who wrote it and Donnie is so far out of his gourd he forgot to hit backspace.
 
2018-01-02 10:49:25 AM  
Just a thought for the mods here:  We know he's going spew out a bunch of stupid tweets EVERY MORNING without fail. Why not just make a daily recurring "Twat Trump Tweets Terribly" or whatever and get it over with.

What I'm trying to say is:

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2018-01-02 10:50:56 AM  

Archie Goodwin: InmanRoshi: Someone is ghostwriting his tweets for him now.  No way that's the same person from the NYT interview.

Who on his staff has the initials GL?

I bet that's who wrote it and Donnie is so far out of his gourd he forgot to hit backspace.


Prolly one of the law interns working for Ty Cobb...
 
2018-01-02 10:51:24 AM  
Always sounds better in German.
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2018-01-02 10:51:36 AM  

Terlis: Archie Goodwin: InmanRoshi: Someone is ghostwriting his tweets for him now.  No way that's the same person from the NYT interview.

Who on his staff has the initials GL?

I bet that's who wrote it and Donnie is so far out of his gourd he forgot to hit backspace.

Prolly one of the law interns working for Ty Cobb...


Good Luck
 
2018-01-02 10:51:58 AM  
From the guy who wanted Obama's birth certificate.
 
Azz
2018-01-02 10:53:30 AM  
[message deleted by American Gestapo]
 
2018-01-02 10:53:44 AM  
A few gems from the Twatter...

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2018-01-02 10:54:10 AM  

oldfarthenry: This could mean two things:
One is that his colon is blocked from too much Xmas KFC & McDs.
The other is that his colon is freely flowing from too much Xmas KFC & McDs.
Either way the WH better break out the scented candles & be prepared for screams from the gold-throne tweet lounge.


Bluetooth and Twitter compatible!

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2018-01-02 10:54:41 AM  

Original: Original Tweet:


So is there some kind of Part One to this floating around?
 
2018-01-02 10:55:39 AM  
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What does he mean by "last chance"? Is he going to shut down the NYT when they expose more of his idiocy?

Also, I don't think you'll win any friendship with Sulzberger by immediately insulting his company in the first 5 words.
 
2018-01-02 10:56:50 AM  

Mad Scientist: After a year in office, does he still not understand the press' treatment of him IS fair?!

/maybe stop doing crooked, illegal stuff, asshole


Just because they quote what he says and tell the public what he does.

If the press would just go ahead and stop, that would be great.
 
2018-01-02 10:57:40 AM  
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2018-01-02 10:58:00 AM  

scottydoesntknow: [screenshots.firefoxusercontent.com image 588x296]

What does he mean by "last chance"? Is he going to shut down the NYT when they expose more of his idiocy?

Also, I don't think you'll win any friendship with Sulzberger by immediately insulting his company in the first 5 words.


Don't you know the NYT is FAILING all because of their insistence on fake news.
 
2018-01-02 11:00:02 AM  

scottydoesntknow: [screenshots.firefoxusercontent.com image 588x296][View Full Size image _x_]

What does he mean by "last chance"? Is he going to shut down the NYT when they expose more of his idiocy?

Also, I don't think you'll win any friendship with Sulzberger by immediately insulting his company in the first 5 words.


Thanks for posting both parts.
 
2018-01-02 11:00:16 AM  

Guybird: Just a thought for the mods here:  We know he's going spew out a bunch of stupid tweets EVERY MORNING without fail. Why not just make a daily recurring "Twat Trump Tweets Terribly" or whatever and get it over with.

What I'm trying to say is:

[img.fark.net image 425x243][View Full Size image _x_]


And miss out on all that fat free clickbait traffic? not on your life. Trump is right about one thing -- he's been a ratings boom for the news industry. And that includes news aggregators.

It's why you're here isn't it?
 
2018-01-02 11:00:38 AM  

Guybird: Just a thought for the mods here:  We know he's going spew out a bunch of stupid tweets EVERY MORNING without fail. Why not just make a daily recurring "Twat Trump Tweets Terribly" or whatever and get it over with.

What I'm trying to say is:

[img.fark.net image 425x243]


He always tweets dumb shiat, but when there's a series of unrelated rants in quick succession in the morning, it's usually worth paying extra attention to the news of the day.
 
2018-01-02 11:00:53 AM  

Archie Goodwin: InmanRoshi: Someone is ghostwriting his tweets for him now.  No way that's the same person from the NYT interview.

Who on his staff has the initials GL?

I bet that's who wrote it and Donnie is so far out of his gourd he forgot to hit backspace.


I imagine he's probably dictating them, and a staff manager is reassembling them in somewhat coherent and literate verbage .   Then a legal team is probably getting final sign off to ensure that he's not saying anything that could incriminate him with Mueller on obstruction charges.
 
2018-01-02 11:01:37 AM  
Felix Sater
 
2018-01-02 11:01:49 AM  

Colour_out_of_Space: According to the comments, the Left is going to be far more "viscous" this year. Must be due to the cold.


I've been feeling a little thick and sluggish, now that you mention it.
 
2018-01-02 11:01:52 AM  

stk: This is certainly something someone totally not suffering from a degenerative brain disease would say.


or believe
 
2018-01-02 11:02:35 AM  
Maybe this us what he meant by going to work even harder this year.
He's going to rattle off even more inane tweets.
 
2018-01-02 11:02:42 AM  

Mad Scientist: After a year in office, does he still not understand the press' treatment of him IS fair?!

/maybe stop doing crooked, illegal stuff, asshole


In order for the press to be fair and balanced, they have to treat my lies equally to your facts.
 
2018-01-02 11:03:30 AM  

Original: Original Tweet:

realDonaldTrump: ....impartial journalists of a much higher standard, lose all of your phony and non-existent "sources," and treat the President of the United States FAIRLY, so that the next time I (and the people) win, you won't have to write an apology to your readers for a job poorly done! GL


From the Cheeto that constantly says "many people are saying" and constantly cites Fox and Friends stories that quote anonymous sources.

GFY!
 
2018-01-02 11:06:45 AM  

Original: Original Tweet:


What does the GL at the end of the tweet mean?
 
2018-01-02 11:06:52 AM  

Generation_D: Guybird: Just a thought for the mods here:  We know he's going spew out a bunch of stupid tweets EVERY MORNING without fail. Why not just make a daily recurring "Twat Trump Tweets Terribly" or whatever and get it over with.

What I'm trying to say is:

[img.fark.net image 425x243][View Full Size image _x_]

And miss out on all that fat free clickbait traffic? not on your life. Trump is right about one thing -- he's been a ratings boom for the news industry. And that includes news aggregators.

It's why you're here isn't it?


Oh so that's why Drew isn't begging for money anymore?  Guess I didn't realize he was flush with cash now that Trump has blessed him with page clicks. 🤔
 
2018-01-02 11:07:51 AM  

shastacola: Original: Original Tweet:

What does the GL at the end of the tweet mean?


Good lord?
Green leafies?
 
Azz
2018-01-02 11:08:03 AM  

shastacola: Original: Original Tweet:

What does the GL at the end of the tweet mean?


Good luck

The nerve of that smug, passive aggressive son of a biatch
 
2018-01-02 11:08:06 AM  
Trump reminds me of the old gangster "Mad Sam" DeStefano from Chicago.  Apparently Sam had a habit of calling up local newspapers and ranting at their reporters for hours at a time.  The reporters eventually figured out that if they hung up on him he'd call back for days on end until they finally answered, but if they let him rant they could just put the receiver on the table and every few minutes pick it up and say something like "uh huh, right Sam".  Then he'd have it out of his system and he wouldn't call back for a few weeks.

I think the same might be true for Trump.  He goes on a Twitter rant every so often just to get it out of his system.  The best thing to do is probably to ignore everything he says, because it doesn't mean anything more to him than Mad Sam's rants meant.  Of course it's embarrassing to have to use the same tactics you'd use on a Chicago mobster on the POTUS, but this is the dankest timeline and all that.
 
2018-01-02 11:08:56 AM  

shastacola: Original: Original Tweet:

What does the GL at the end of the tweet mean?


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2018-01-02 11:10:40 AM  

tudorgurl: shastacola: Original: Original Tweet:

What does the GL at the end of the tweet mean?

Good lord?
Green leafies?


Grand Larceny?
 
2018-01-02 11:10:58 AM  
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2018-01-02 11:11:16 AM  

shastacola: Original: Original Tweet:

What does the GL at the end of the tweet mean?


Good Luck
Genkins Leeeeerooooy!
 
2018-01-02 11:11:24 AM  
https://twitter.com/JacobAWohl .... that guy has a very punchable face.
 
2018-01-02 11:11:40 AM  
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2018-01-02 11:14:07 AM  

Dangl1ng: https://twitter.com/JacobAWohl .... that guy has a very punchable face.


He's just a douchebag slobbing on Trump's knob in the hopes of a pardon for the securities fraud charges he has against him.
 
2018-01-02 11:14:48 AM  
Well, if he's tweeting, some kind of dump is taking place.
/Why yes, it is a Trump tweeting from the throne reference.
 
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