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(C-SPAN)   Queen Zeal returns from her absence to update us on the status of the Mammon Machine and give praise to the Enlightened Ones. Join her in the Ocean Palace starting at 2:00 PM EST   ( c-span.org) divider line
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2018-01-02 09:47:17 AM  
Hopefully Brian Karem casts Luminaire on her
 
2018-01-02 10:12:02 AM  
I farking hate the forest of the seasons.
 
2018-01-02 12:24:57 PM  
I could see Spicer as Dalton
 
2018-01-02 01:03:07 PM  
So who is Magus in this scenario? Because no way Don Jr. turns on Russia - who I assume is Lavos here.
 
2018-01-02 01:05:26 PM  
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2018-01-02 01:05:44 PM  
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Had to scale back my alcohol intake so these pressers are gonna be rough.
 
2018-01-02 01:05:45 PM  
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2018-01-02 01:06:50 PM  
Also huzzah for whoever kept with the nerdy headlines. I salute you.
 
2018-01-02 01:07:01 PM  

Deneb81: So who is Magus in this scenario? Because no way Don Jr. turns on Russia - who I assume is Lavos here.


And who's Schala? Tiffany?

/thread has potential
 
2018-01-02 01:07:08 PM  

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Eric's in a pickle!
 
2018-01-02 01:07:27 PM  
FREE SCHALA!
 
2018-01-02 01:08:55 PM  
Is today the day that she gets owned by a interdimensional wrecking ball or freight train while she's at the podium?

If not, I'm not watching.
 
2018-01-02 01:08:57 PM  
Reference in headline might make me keep up with this thread.
 
2018-01-02 01:10:52 PM  
I avoid SHS pressers because they're joyless, soulless affairs of nothing but lies that just enrage me to the point of thinking thoughts that would alert various law enforcement if I ever said them aloud.

..but I'm down for a Chrono Trigger thread.
 
2018-01-02 01:11:00 PM  
I miss Spicy at least he seemed to take the job seriously, not saying he was good at it but I never watched one of his press conferences and hoped that he would be hit by a bus.
 
2018-01-02 01:11:11 PM  

Unicron74: Deneb81: So who is Magus in this scenario? Because no way Don Jr. turns on Russia - who I assume is Lavos here.

And who's Schala? Tiffany?

/thread has potential


Barron is young Magus, aka Janus?
 
2018-01-02 01:12:34 PM  
And now we know why Trump has no interest in doing anything about climate change:

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2018-01-02 01:15:48 PM  
I am going to quit life right now, I confused Chrono Trigger with Secret of Mana.
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2018-01-02 01:16:10 PM  
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2018-01-02 01:16:23 PM  

raius: I miss Spicy at least he seemed to take the job seriously, not saying he was good at it but I never watched one of his press conferences and hoped that he would be hit by a bus.


..with Spicey at least, there was always the chance he'd say something so absurd that would just leave the press corps gobsmacked (see the various press reaction gifs from when he made his Hitler comments) that there was always an entertainment factor there. You could also see it in his face when he'd try to reconcile the bullshiat he's spouting with his own soul, so you had -some- sympathy for him.

Huck is mean-spirited and lies with such conviction.. like she KNOWS she's lying but it doesn't bother her in the slightest.
 
2018-01-02 01:19:26 PM  
So when do we get to replace the real Obama with a fake doll in 2016 so that he could keep the Presidency?
 
2018-01-02 01:19:29 PM  
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2018-01-02 01:20:21 PM  
Jeff Sessions is Flea because that'd piss him off.

Steve Bannon is Dalton. Styles himself king after a world-shattering disaster and has a burp attack.

Robert Mueller is Frog, I guess. Does that make Flynn Magus? I don't want that.

Hillary is probably Azala or Schala or something.

Trump is Tata.

And I'm Toma, because he inexplicably has my last name.
 
2018-01-02 01:20:22 PM  

The Bestest: raius: I miss Spicy at least he seemed to take the job seriously, not saying he was good at it but I never watched one of his press conferences and hoped that he would be hit by a bus.

..with Spicey at least, there was always the chance he'd say something so absurd that would just leave the press corps gobsmacked (see the various press reaction gifs from when he made his Hitler comments) that there was always an entertainment factor there. You could also see it in his face when he'd try to reconcile the bullshiat he's spouting with his own soul, so you had -some- sympathy for him.

Huck is mean-spirited and lies with such conviction.. like she KNOWS she's lying but it doesn't bother her in the slightest.


It's her condescension that bother me the most. She's constantly talking down to people who are often smarter and more capable than she is.
 
2018-01-02 01:21:15 PM  

The Bestest: raius: I miss Spicy at least he seemed to take the job seriously, not saying he was good at it but I never watched one of his press conferences and hoped that he would be hit by a bus.

..with Spicey at least, there was always the chance he'd say something so absurd that would just leave the press corps gobsmacked (see the various press reaction gifs from when he made his Hitler comments) that there was always an entertainment factor there. You could also see it in his face when he'd try to reconcile the bullshiat he's spouting with his own soul, so you had -some- sympathy for him.

Huck is mean-spirited and lies with such conviction.. like she KNOWS she's lying but it doesn't bother her in the slightest.


Yes. With him, you could see that there was a soul, somewhere, begging to come out. I could listen, and it'd make me frothy, but not homicidal. Hucky? Nope. She hates, and will happily lie to bring about her dominion. Her, I'd have to seriously consider tossing through a wood chipper.
 
2018-01-02 01:22:53 PM  
I have one question I want to see asked:" If Trump is taking credit for this year's airline safety, is he taking credit for the doubling of on-the-job deaths this year to coal miners?"
 
2018-01-02 01:23:40 PM  

Steampunk Gallagher: Unicron74: Deneb81: So who is Magus in this scenario? Because no way Don Jr. turns on Russia - who I assume is Lavos here.

And who's Schala? Tiffany?

/thread has potential

Barron is young Magus, aka Janus?


Now I'm trying to figure out which Trump admin member is secretly older Barron who's gained several levels in badass and come back from the future to try to stop Lavos Russia.
 
2018-01-02 01:23:44 PM  

Dafatone: Jeff Sessions is Flea because that'd piss him off.

Steve Bannon is Dalton. Styles himself king after a world-shattering disaster and has a burp attack.

Robert Mueller is Frog, I guess. Does that make Flynn Magus? I don't want that.

Hillary is probably Azala or Schala or something.

Trump is Tata.

And I'm Toma, because he inexplicably has my last name.


John Kerry is Frog.
Elizabeth Warren is Ayla.
Hillary Clinton is Marle.
Michelle Obama is Lucca.
Joe Biden is Robo.
 
2018-01-02 01:24:37 PM  
SHS is clearly the Chancellor. Or, more precisely, she's the creature that locked the real Chancellor in the trunk.
 
2018-01-02 01:24:40 PM  

Steampunk Gallagher: Unicron74: Deneb81: So who is Magus in this scenario? Because no way Don Jr. turns on Russia - who I assume is Lavos here.

And who's Schala? Tiffany?

/thread has potential

Barron is young Magus, aka Janus?


Wait, Trump is Lavos.

Schala is American hegemony, and Magus is the Deep State.

I think this makes Rod Rosenstein Spekkio, Mueller is Frog, and Comey is Cyrus.
 
2018-01-02 01:24:46 PM  
Sooo, most people have their new year's resolutions revolving around diet and/or exercise.  I think for my overall mental health, maybe my resolution should be to abstain from watching these farcical press conferences.

Aaaaand, this resolution will most likely be broken like everyone elses.
 
2018-01-02 01:26:40 PM  

raius: The Bestest: raius: I miss Spicy at least he seemed to take the job seriously, not saying he was good at it but I never watched one of his press conferences and hoped that he would be hit by a bus.

..with Spicey at least, there was always the chance he'd say something so absurd that would just leave the press corps gobsmacked (see the various press reaction gifs from when he made his Hitler comments) that there was always an entertainment factor there. You could also see it in his face when he'd try to reconcile the bullshiat he's spouting with his own soul, so you had -some- sympathy for him.

Huck is mean-spirited and lies with such conviction.. like she KNOWS she's lying but it doesn't bother her in the slightest.

It's her condescension that bother me the most. She's constantly talking down to people who are often smarter and more capable than she is.


She's good at her job.

She's horrific and ruining everything, but she's good at her job.

Spicer was more entertaining and you could tell he was struggling with a faint glimmer of a conscience at times.
 
2018-01-02 01:26:59 PM  

soporific: SHS is clearly the Chancellor. Or, more precisely, she's the creature that locked the real Chancellor in the trunk.


Yakra.

But do you mean the original Yakra, or Yakra XIII?
 
2018-01-02 01:28:31 PM  
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2018-01-02 01:29:24 PM  

Deneb81: Wait, Trump is Lavos. Ultros


FTFY. You want Lavos, that's Vladimir Putin.
 
2018-01-02 01:30:17 PM  
Wow, it's only 2 days into 2018 and this is my personal HOTY front-runner. Good job subby, +1,000 Internets and +1 Crono Egg.
 
2018-01-02 01:31:42 PM  
I should have used the Black Omen rather than the Ocean Palace in the headline. Oh well.
 
2018-01-02 01:31:49 PM  

Cthulhukefka: Also huzzah for whoever kept with the nerdy headlines. I salute you.


Yeah ,this is a good one.

Life needs more Chrono Trigger.
 
2018-01-02 01:33:13 PM  

OMG_ItAteEveryThing: Life needs more Chrono Trigger.


And much less Chrono Cross.
 
2018-01-02 01:34:09 PM  
I guess I need to dig out ChronoTrigger for my DS and play it again. Such a damn good game.
 
2018-01-02 01:36:39 PM  
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2018-01-02 01:38:03 PM  

The_EliteOne: Wow, it's only 2 days into 2018 and this is my personal HOTY front-runner. Good job subby, +1,000 Internets and +1 Crono Egg.


That is Time Egg, not Chrono Egg. Clearly you know nothing about classic JRPGs.

/Unless the DS version translated it differently; I have not played that one.
 
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So finding out that President Trump received two scoops of ice cream will be the deciding factor at his trial?
 
2018-01-02 01:39:43 PM  

Wessoman: OMG_ItAteEveryThing: Life needs more Chrono Trigger.

And much less Chrono Cross.


Chrono Cross wasn't -bad-.. it was just a disappointment.
 
2018-01-02 01:39:52 PM  

Dimensio: The_EliteOne: Wow, it's only 2 days into 2018 and this is my personal HOTY front-runner. Good job subby, +1,000 Internets and +1 Crono Egg.

That is Time Egg, not Chrono Egg. Clearly you know nothing about classic JRPGs.

/Unless the DS version translated it differently; I have not played that one.


Eh, it's been a long time and the Epoch was destroyed crashing into Lavos so no way of going back to check on the right name.
 
2018-01-02 01:40:26 PM  

Wessoman: OMG_ItAteEveryThing: Life needs more Chrono Trigger.

And much less Chrono Cross.


*shudders*

That....game.
 
2018-01-02 01:40:50 PM  

Wessoman: OMG_ItAteEveryThing: Life needs more Chrono Trigger.

And much less Chrono Cross.


Obama = Chrono Trigger
Trump = Chrono Cross

(In reality Trump is Superman 64 but we're working off a theme here.)
 
2018-01-02 01:43:06 PM  

soporific: Wessoman: OMG_ItAteEveryThing: Life needs more Chrono Trigger.

And much less Chrono Cross.

Obama = Chrono Trigger
Trump = Chrono Cross

(In reality Trump is Superman 64 but we're working off a theme here.)


I would've gone with E.T. - I mean, Superman 64 was a superhero. ET had no discernible plot and was rigged up inside of what, 4 weeks?

But, different console eras.
 
2018-01-02 01:43:30 PM  

Deneb81: So who is Magus in this scenario? Because no way Don Jr. turns on Russia - who I assume is Lavos here.


Barron. Only one young enough.

Real question is who Schala is.
 
2018-01-02 01:44:37 PM  
While we are nerding it up, this looks promising and comes out on the 23rd...

http://store.steampowered.com/app/525​2​40/LOST_SPHEAR/
 
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