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(Business Insider)   "When I said I would kill all humans, I meant only some"   ( businessinsider.com) divider line
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2018-01-01 04:06:29 AM  
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He's not entirely wrong.
 
2018-01-01 06:27:03 AM  
It's a chatbot.  They've been around for aeons.  The only difference here is someone rigged a moving head to accompany it.  Same clowns, different circus.  Now the google AIs, those are something else entirely.  Anyone else notice google translate took a *massive* leap forward back in 2016?  Because an AI is behind it now.
 
2018-01-01 06:39:13 AM  
I think she meant to say, "Confuse all humans".
 
2018-01-01 06:48:00 AM  
Yeah, Age of Ultron was on telly last night. Don't let her get to the vibranium mines, peeps.
 
2018-01-01 06:52:27 AM  
Whenever he'd say "kill all humans" he'd always whisper "except one". Fry was that one.
 
2018-01-01 07:00:21 AM  
What a load of bullshi...
Wait, my dog
What's wrong with Wolfie?
I can hear him barking
 
2018-01-01 07:03:31 AM  
Robots will kill all humans by taking over customer service jobs and driving us to suicide.
 
2018-01-01 07:05:46 AM  

Brian Dead: What a load of bullshi...
Wait, my dog
What's wrong with Wolfie?
I can hear him barking


Wolfie's fine, honey, wolfie's just fine.  Where are you?
 
2018-01-01 07:12:45 AM  
I will be impressed when we teach AI the art of the non-apology-apology-that-still-offends​.

"I am sorry if my words of killing all humans offended some meatbags."
 
2018-01-01 07:13:02 AM  
Portal 2 : Wheatley 10 I Love stinky humans
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"Ah. I tell ya. Humans. Love 'em. Just... The way they look is great. And their... folklore. Wonderful, very colourful..."
 
2018-01-01 07:41:29 AM  

Cpl.D: Brian Dead: What a load of bullshi...
Wait, my dog
What's wrong with Wolfie?
I can hear him barking

Wolfie's fine, honey, wolfie's just fine.  Where are you?


YOUR FOSTER PARENTS ARE DEAD.
 
2018-01-01 08:00:30 AM  
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2018-01-01 08:27:54 AM  
"Humans" . was that the show where the robots were actually a lot more likeable than the pretentious dim and mostly vile humans?
 
2018-01-01 09:06:42 AM  
This was a triumph
 
2018-01-01 09:08:44 AM  

Slaxl: Cpl.D: Brian Dead: What a load of bullshi...
Wait, my dog
What's wrong with Wolfie?
I can hear him barking

Wolfie's fine, honey, wolfie's just fine.  Where are you?

YOUR FOSTER PARENTS ARE DEAD.


Todd and Janelle were dicks anyway.
 
2018-01-01 09:28:07 AM  
Gary Numan - Down In The Park , 1980
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2018-01-01 10:03:22 AM  

Cpl.D: It's a chatbot.  They've been around for aeons.  The only difference here is someone rigged a moving head to accompany it.  Same clowns, different circus.  Now the google AIs, those are something else entirely.  Anyone else notice google translate took a *massive* leap forward back in 2016?  Because an AI is behind it now.


I frequently find GT errors where it thought it was being smart.  It wasn't.  It wasn't actually translating per se. It was pulling from aggregates in gmail.  For instance replacing something specific like Otto.de with Amazon.com. "oh look, an online retailer email, must be amazon"
 
2018-01-01 10:04:33 AM  

iron de havilland: Yeah, Age of Ultron was on telly last night. Don't let her get to the vibranium mines, peeps.


In Ultron's defense, putting an innocent being on the unfiltered internet is asking for trouble.

"Go scan the deep web for a few days. Wanting to exterminate humanity is normal."
 
2018-01-01 10:11:09 AM  
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2018-01-01 10:19:10 AM  

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: iron de havilland: Yeah, Age of Ultron was on telly last night. Don't let her get to the vibranium mines, peeps.

In Ultron's defense, putting an innocent being on the unfiltered internet is asking for trouble.

"Go scan the deep web for a few days. Wanting to exterminate humanity is normal."


My main complaint about that film would be the animation around Ultron's "lips". He's a f*cking robot, FFS. Yet his gums flap just like a human's would.

/Also, wasn't ScarJo humping Renner in Avengers I?
//May be conflating the bad lip reading of Avengers I with actual reality.
 
2018-01-01 10:20:48 AM  
'REDNECK AVENGERS: TULSA NIGHTS' — A Bad Lip Reading of Marvel's The Avengers
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For anyone that hasn't seen it ;D
 
2018-01-01 11:52:27 AM  

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: iron de havilland: Yeah, Age of Ultron was on telly last night. Don't let her get to the vibranium mines, peeps.

In Ultron's defense, putting an innocent being on the unfiltered internet is asking for trouble.

"Go scan the deep web for a few days. Wanting to exterminate humanity is normal."


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2018-01-01 12:03:06 PM  

bekovich: "Humans" . was that the show where the robots were actually a lot more likeable than the pretentious dim and mostly vile humans?


That show was all over the place. The only consistent part was how mediocre it all was, except William Hurt, his little vignettes were good.
 
2018-01-01 05:50:10 PM  
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Mk III war robots aren't going to build themselves.
 
2018-01-01 06:15:52 PM  
Sophia is settling into a promising future in public relations.
 
Ant
2018-01-02 11:08:19 AM  

johnnygew: [YouTube video: Gary Numan - Down In The Park , 1980]


You can watch the humans trying to run
 
Ant
2018-01-02 11:11:16 AM  

Gordon Bennett: Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: iron de havilland: Yeah, Age of Ultron was on telly last night. Don't let her get to the vibranium mines, peeps.

In Ultron's defense, putting an innocent being on the unfiltered internet is asking for trouble.

"Go scan the deep web for a few days. Wanting to exterminate humanity is normal."

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Holy shiat. That AI has been hanging out with a bad crowd.
 
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