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(Click On Detroit)   Flight to Atlanta returns to Detroit after a bird was found in the cockpit. Give the bird a break, the flight was headed South and this is Detroit we're talking about   ( clickondetroit.com) divider line
    More: Interesting, Detroit Metro Airport, Detroit Metropolitan Wayne County Airport, bird, small bird snuck, passenger Brian Buonassissi, Metro Detroit, Delta Air Lines, flight  
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2018-01-01 03:07:53 AM  
Jesus Christ, get out of the plane!!
 
2018-01-01 03:15:05 AM  
Not the first time there's been Boobies in the cockpit.
 
2018-01-01 03:19:42 AM  
No, really, there's a bird in the cockpit.

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2018-01-01 03:22:37 AM  
"A bird in the cockpit" sounds like lesbian porn.
 
2018-01-01 03:25:44 AM  
"What is it?"
 
2018-01-01 03:30:12 AM  
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Little bird?
 
2018-01-01 03:46:52 AM  
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2018-01-01 03:55:00 AM  
But they set it free and now it's free as a... bird. Which it is. It was a bird the whole time. And now it's free. Free-er, than it was. More free. Because birds are inherently free. And now it's free, so, it's like free bird. Free bird, man, Freebird! (Holds up lighter)
 
2018-01-01 03:57:09 AM  
Well, everybody said that the bird is the word.
 
2018-01-01 04:04:34 AM  
I guess that'll teach him to try to fly without a ticket.
 
2018-01-01 04:04:49 AM  
By that same logic, they should stop busses that have people on board.
 
2018-01-01 04:09:09 AM  

BarkingUnicorn: "A bird in the cockpit" sounds like lesbian porn.


Not if it's a swallow.
 
2018-01-01 04:18:40 AM  

cyberspacedout: BarkingUnicorn: "A bird in the cockpit" sounds like lesbian porn.

Not if it's a swallow.


A classic from T-shirtHell.com

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2018-01-01 04:31:45 AM  
Eddie Izzard - Definite Article - Bird in Plane
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2018-01-01 04:41:41 AM  
Solution:
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2018-01-01 04:56:02 AM  
Releasing that bird out in the winter without its flock is probably a death sentence.
 
2018-01-01 05:01:22 AM  

cyberspacedout: BarkingUnicorn: "A bird in the cockpit" sounds like lesbian porn.

Not if it's a swallow.


Don't give me that spit.
 
2018-01-01 05:08:55 AM  

baronbloodbath: Well, everybody said that the bird is the word.


like Blue Jays? Between crows?
 
2018-01-01 05:20:20 AM  

Harry_Seldon: Releasing that bird out in the winter without its flock is probably a death sentence.


Or a lifesaving meal for a critter in dire need.
 
2018-01-01 05:25:52 AM  
we heard you'd like a bird in your bird so....
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2018-01-01 05:32:15 AM  

Cpl.D: Harry_Seldon: Releasing that bird out in the winter without its flock is probably a death sentence.

Or a lifesaving meal for a critter in dire need.


It hardly qualifies as the Kosher meal.
 
2018-01-01 05:49:21 AM  
What's the farking point of turning around?  Jesus farking Christ on a crutch.  All those people inconvenienced for what?  What risk was mitigated by turning around and going back?  Seems like it would introduce more risk.  And certainly a big financial cost.  For what?  They're already in the air and a long way towards their destination.  They're going to land either way so just keep going, for fark's sake!
 
2018-01-01 06:06:36 AM  

jtown: What's the farking point of turning around?  Jesus farking Christ on a crutch.  All those people inconvenienced for what?  What risk was mitigated by turning around and going back?  Seems like it would introduce more risk.  And certainly a big financial cost.  For what?  They're already in the air and a long way towards their destination.  They're going to land either way so just keep going, for fark's sake!


Try looking at the flight track on FlughtAware. It's more like they took off, bird freaked, and they went and landed. They were only in the air like 20 minutes total.
 
2018-01-01 06:18:50 AM  
That's what you get for flying with the window open
 
2018-01-01 06:35:58 AM  

jtown: What's the farking point of turning around?  Jesus farking Christ on a crutch.  All those people inconvenienced for what?  What risk was mitigated by turning around and going back?  Seems like it would introduce more risk.  And certainly a big financial cost.  For what?  They're already in the air and a long way towards their destination.  They're going to land either way so just keep going, for fark's sake!


Austria has very strict animal control measures. They're kinda nazis about that stuff after the cane toads.
 
2018-01-01 06:40:20 AM  
Shouldn't a bird be in the cock-pit, or at least a rooster?
 
2018-01-01 07:29:09 AM  
Did he have the fish?
 
2018-01-01 08:24:11 AM  
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2018-01-01 09:06:45 AM  

doglover: jtown: What's the farking point of turning around?  Jesus farking Christ on a crutch.  All those people inconvenienced for what?  What risk was mitigated by turning around and going back?  Seems like it would introduce more risk.  And certainly a big financial cost.  For what?  They're already in the air and a long way towards their destination.  They're going to land either way so just keep going, for fark's sake!

Austria has very strict animal control measures. They're kinda nazis about that stuff after the cane toads.


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2018-01-01 09:20:37 AM  
Wren in doubt, turn around.

/got nothing
 
2018-01-01 09:27:55 AM  
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2018-01-01 09:51:39 AM  
Gas, ass, or grass... nobody flies for free, including birds.

/ Goddamn right.
 
2018-01-01 09:58:58 AM  

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: Solution:
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That is the widest airplane aisle I have ever seen.
 
2018-01-01 10:37:05 AM  

zamboni: Wren in doubt, turn around.

/got nothing


I think you meant "tern around".
 
2018-01-01 10:56:11 AM  
Just get a broom and open a window for fark's sake.
 
2018-01-01 11:13:36 AM  
Bird was just looking for bragging rights to the rest of the beak breathers flying in the lower troposphere!
 
2018-01-01 11:15:07 AM  
 
2018-01-01 11:19:27 AM  

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Way to go Disney/Star Wars marketing machine.  My nieces were clamoring for those stupid things the minute we finished the Last Jedi.
 
2018-01-01 11:21:21 AM  
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2018-01-01 12:17:05 PM  
Get a ticket like everyone else asshole!
 
2018-01-01 12:35:15 PM  

WyDave: [gannett-cdn.com image 580x326][View Full Size image _x_]


What a "good" pilot would've done.

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2018-01-01 01:56:05 PM  
Said pilot's identity revealed.

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2018-01-01 02:45:15 PM  
http://www.oneflewsouthatl.com/
Well he started flying anyways.
 
2018-01-01 05:19:04 PM  
Look, up in the sky!

It's a bird!

It's a plane!

Oh, never mind, it's both.
 
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