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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)   Knock, knock. Who's there? Owen. Owen who? Owen Sixteen   ( cleveland.com) divider line
    More: Fail, draft pick Sashi, National Football League, Hue Jackson, sure fourth-down conversion, owner Jimmy Haslam, GM John Dorsey, potential game-winning drive, head coach Hue  
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2017-12-31 05:30:10 PM  
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

There was a perfectly good thread with 16 comments in it and this one gets greenlit?
Why do you hate Cleveland so, Drew?
 
2017-12-31 05:31:46 PM  
I'm going to jinx Kentucky basketball just because of this.

May Duke always beat Kentucky until the Browns win the Super Bowl!
 
2017-12-31 05:33:20 PM  
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*But getting more like it! Hello 2008 Lions!
 
2017-12-31 05:33:31 PM  

null: Why do you hate Cleveland so, Drew?


Because it's Cleveland.
 
2017-12-31 05:36:49 PM  
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The Factory Of Sadness (A Cleveland Browns Fan's Reaction To Today's Game Against Houston)
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2017-12-31 05:38:14 PM  
I signed up for the Parade!
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#GPODAWUND
 
2017-12-31 05:40:20 PM  
Yeah, Fark used this same headline last time.
 
2017-12-31 05:41:21 PM  

null: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

There was a perfectly good thread with 16 comments in it and this one gets greenlit?
Why do you hate Cleveland so, Drew?


And it was greened with only one vote!! The thread with 16 posts had at least three votes!!
 
2017-12-31 05:44:03 PM  

ClavellBCMI: null: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

There was a perfectly good thread with 16 comments in it and this one gets greenlit?
Why do you hate Cleveland so, Drew?

And it was greened with only one vote!! The thread with 16 posts had at least three votes!!


Unfortunately, Fark goes by the electoral college results.
 
2017-12-31 05:44:55 PM  
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A kid who is about ten sitting with his dad on my flight just asked his dad, "have the Browns really always been this bad?"

The dad answered, "No, they get better at being terrible every year."
 
2017-12-31 05:53:42 PM  

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A kid who is about ten sitting with his dad on my flight just asked his dad, "have the Browns really always been this bad?"

The dad answered, "No, they get better at being terrible every year."


Hue Jackson is trying... but if only he would make half-time adjustments, and the GM would get him something resembling a O-line and a QB not made of glass...
 
2017-12-31 05:53:52 PM  
What do the Cleveland Browns and possums have in common?

Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.
 
2017-12-31 05:53:53 PM  
How long will it take for hypothermia to set in when Hue Jackson holds up his promise and jumps into Lake Erie?

0-16 minutes.
 
2017-12-31 05:57:32 PM  
The United States Postal Service and the City of Berea have announced they are changing the address of Browns Headquarters.

You can now mail them at
Cleveland Browns
0 Sixteenth Street
Berea Ohio 44016
 
2017-12-31 06:06:07 PM  

null: There was a perfectly good thread with 16 comments in it and this one gets greenlit?
Why do you hate Cleveland so, Drew?


It was too soon.
 
2017-12-31 06:08:20 PM  
Of all the Cleveland Browns in the world, you're the Cleveland Browniest.
 
2017-12-31 06:09:01 PM  

null: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

There was a perfectly good thread with 16 comments in it and this one gets greenlit?
Why do you hate Cleveland so, Drew?


Pffft this headline is way better.

Nice job, subby!
 
2017-12-31 06:14:28 PM  
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2017-12-31 06:15:27 PM  
Yes I had to remake that, quicker and dirtier than the one I made for the Loins years agp.
 
2017-12-31 06:19:00 PM  
I hope the parade is televised. Would certainly be better than an hour of talking heads on ESPN.
 
2017-12-31 06:28:19 PM  
That knock knock joke is an oldie but goodie.
 
2017-12-31 07:19:59 PM  
This Just In
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2017-12-31 08:04:20 PM  
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2017-12-31 08:04:39 PM  
CLEVELAN_
BR__NS

No D, No O, and No Ws.
 
2017-12-31 08:07:43 PM  
And every top draft pick collapsed in the corner and cried
 
2017-12-31 08:14:50 PM  

ClavellBCMI: Hue Jackson is trying... but if only he would make half-time adjustments, and the GM would get him something resembling a O-line and a QB not made of glass...


That's kind of a chicken vs egg thing. How can we tell how good or bad Kizer ACTUALLY is if he's playing behind that line?
 
2017-12-31 08:17:38 PM  
Titans had a hand in making both happen (which is to say they both probably shouldn't have actually gone 0-16). May the Browns find their own Stafford.
 
2017-12-31 08:19:19 PM  
Reading a new comic book series that started this year. The main character is from Cleveland.  When questioned on why Cleveland seems to be a hotbed of metahuman activity, the response is: 'Well, Cleveland eventually had to be first at something...'
 
2017-12-31 08:26:44 PM  
Deshone Kizer and the Browns offense looked much better today than my team
 
2017-12-31 08:27:01 PM  
Any other week, any other year, I would have been rooting for the Browns.  Partly out of pity, partly because fark the Steelers.  This time I wanted to see history.  And boy howdy, did they deliver.  That drop by Coleman has to be the newest member of the Cleveland Sports Moments pantheon.

abhorrent1: And every top draft pick collapsed in the corner and cried


They get the fourth pick too, so even if you dodge the first bullet, you better pray the Giants or the Colts have taken a shine to you.
 
2017-12-31 08:31:39 PM  
Cleveland fans should look to the example of Chicago. The Cubs are Zen baseball. You accept that they are going to lose, and then you can just enjoy the game for its own merits. Each play, you can enjoy for the mastery and skill shown, no matter which side displays it. You accept what is, and freed of worries about winning and losing, you can appreciate the game itself. No sides. No wins. No losses. Just the joy of being out with friends, with beer and nachos in hand. For love of the game.

The Browns may be the Anointed Bodhisattvas of Football, bringing that same Enlightenment and Love of the Game for Cleveland, allowing fans to transcend Wins and Losses, looking instead to the Nirvana of simple Loving Fandom for All Teams...
 
2017-12-31 08:32:36 PM  
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My God, Cleveland. My God. :-(
 
2017-12-31 08:32:50 PM  

RoyFokker'sGhost: Reading a new comic book series that started this year. The main character is from Cleveland.  When questioned on why Cleveland seems to be a hotbed of metahuman activity, the response is: 'Well, Cleveland eventually had to be first at something...'


Now it all makes sense.  The whole grimdark and more grimdark thing in the DC Universe stems entirely from Superman's birth in Cleveland.  The DC Universe will never pull out of it until the Browns and Indians win and complete the breaking of the curse.
 
2017-12-31 08:34:36 PM  

hubiestubert: Cleveland fans should look to the example of Chicago. The Cubs are Zen baseball. You accept that they are going to lose, and then you can just enjoy the game for its own merits. Each play, you can enjoy for the mastery and skill shown, no matter which side displays it. You accept what is, and freed of worries about winning and losing, you can appreciate the game itself. No sides. No wins. No losses. Just the joy of being out with friends, with beer and nachos in hand. For love of the game.

The Browns may be the Anointed Bodhisattvas of Football, bringing that same Enlightenment and Love of the Game for Cleveland, allowing fans to transcend Wins and Losses, looking instead to the Nirvana of simple Loving Fandom for All Teams...


Then why were Cubs fans such whiny jerks most of the year? They think they're farking Red Sox fans or something. You're only loveable when you're losers, ya know.
 
2017-12-31 08:39:10 PM  
And somehow the Buffalo Bills are in the playoffs.
 
2017-12-31 08:43:42 PM  
Saw this posted recently.  Today it was proven correct.

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2017-12-31 08:44:23 PM  
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2017-12-31 08:45:39 PM  

biggamehickman: Saw this posted recently.  Today it was proven correct.

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Pretty sure you have to put The Ohio State University on there at #5 and then the Browns at #6.
 
2017-12-31 08:59:15 PM  

biggamehickman: Saw this posted recently.  Today it was proven correct.

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Except the Bengals beat the Ravens today knocking them out of the playoffs which was awesome
 
2017-12-31 09:00:13 PM  
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2017-12-31 09:05:04 PM  
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2017-12-31 09:08:19 PM  
And lo, did Saquon Barkley lay down his career upon the shores of Lake Erie and was cast into the pit.

If I'm the Browns GM I'm trading that pick to some RB-desperate team like Green Bay or Seattle and getting multiple picks back and those picks -- and every other single pick -- will be an offensive or defensive lineman from a power 5 school.

Control the trenches, control the game.
 
2017-12-31 09:08:27 PM  

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Oh DAMN.
 
2017-12-31 09:11:52 PM  

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Oh DAMN.


... Yes, as a Browns fan, I know all about sick burns.  I watch a dumpster fire 16 times a year, after all.
 
2017-12-31 09:21:16 PM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: And lo, did Saquon Barkley lay down his career upon the shores of Lake Erie and was cast into the pit.

If I'm the Browns GM I'm trading that pick to some RB-desperate team like Green Bay or Seattle and getting multiple picks back and those picks -- and every other single pick -- will be an offensive or defensive lineman from a power 5 school.

Control the trenches, control the game.


Yes, Green Bay and Seattle are known for trading away lots of picks for a skill position player...
 
2017-12-31 09:31:24 PM  

IAmRight: Mr. Coffee Nerves: And lo, did Saquon Barkley lay down his career upon the shores of Lake Erie and was cast into the pit.

If I'm the Browns GM I'm trading that pick to some RB-desperate team like Green Bay or Seattle and getting multiple picks back and those picks -- and every other single pick -- will be an offensive or defensive lineman from a power 5 school.

Control the trenches, control the game.

Yes, Green Bay and Seattle are known for trading away lots of picks for a skill position player...


Snyder might do it. He's dumb enough.
 
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2017-12-31 09:45:35 PM  
Here's what you need to know to attend the 'Perfect Season' parade
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2017-12-31 10:04:22 PM  
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2017-12-31 10:09:26 PM  

IAmRight: Mr. Coffee Nerves: And lo, did Saquon Barkley lay down his career upon the shores of Lake Erie and was cast into the pit.

If I'm the Browns GM I'm trading that pick to some RB-desperate team like Green Bay or Seattle and getting multiple picks back and those picks -- and every other single pick -- will be an offensive or defensive lineman from a power 5 school.

Control the trenches, control the game.

Yes, Green Bay and Seattle are known for trading away lots of picks for a skill position player...


Packers aren't trading  up.  They need o lineman or lb
 
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