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2017-12-29 02:56:44 PM  
My co-workers all agree that this is funny
 
2017-12-29 02:58:32 PM  
At least he didn't ask for six players to be his pallbearers, so the Browns could let him down one last time.
 
2017-12-29 04:23:28 PM  
Hey, the Browns are one game away from a perfect season and a parade.
 
2017-12-29 04:24:40 PM  

OkieDookie: Hey, the Browns are one game away from a perfect season and a parade.


Looks like that's gonna get spoiled. Word is Pitt is sitting a bunch of players to rest them for the playoffs.
 
2017-12-29 04:31:16 PM  
If the Steelers's second- and third-stringers beat the Browns starters, then they are truly #ClevelandWeak.

#GPODAWUND
 
2017-12-29 05:05:54 PM  
Andy Ouriel needs a spell checker.
 
2017-12-29 05:44:53 PM  

null: At least he didn't ask for six players to be his pallbearers, so the Browns could let him down one last time.


OMG

hahaha
 
2017-12-29 05:44:56 PM  

OkieDookie: Hey, the Browns are one game away from a perfect season and a parade.


Technically they are about to set a record.
 
2017-12-29 05:54:32 PM  

jayphat: OkieDookie: Hey, the Browns are one game away from a perfect season and a parade.

Looks like that's gonna get spoiled. Word is Pitt is sitting a bunch of players to rest them for the playoffs.


What?  Does NE have the early game or something?  Their game isn't a gimme, especially after the fins game 2-3 weeks ago.  If Pittsburgh wins and NE loses, homefield throughout is at Heinz.

paging lindalouwhoto the thread, stat!!!  I'm putting some money down, and need more info on the 'stillers.
 
2017-12-29 07:03:48 PM  

stir22: jayphat: OkieDookie: Hey, the Browns are one game away from a perfect season and a parade.

Looks like that's gonna get spoiled. Word is Pitt is sitting a bunch of players to rest them for the playoffs.

What?  Does NE have the early game or something?  Their game isn't a gimme, especially after the fins game 2-3 weeks ago.  If Pittsburgh wins and NE loses, homefield throughout is at Heinz.

paging lindalouwhoto the thread, stat!!!  I'm putting some money down, and need more info on the 'stillers.


Pats & Steelers are playing at the same time (luckily on different fields, otherwise it could get confusing).
 
2017-12-29 07:15:10 PM  
The Factory of Sadness is an impressive behemoth. In the last 2 years, this alleged professional team has only one more win than a team of actual corpses could muster. It's breathtaking in its ineptitude -- and now apparently literally so.
 
2017-12-29 07:16:45 PM  

stir22: jayphat: OkieDookie: Hey, the Browns are one game away from a perfect season and a parade.

Looks like that's gonna get spoiled. Word is Pitt is sitting a bunch of players to rest them for the playoffs.

What?  Does NE have the early game or something?  Their game isn't a gimme, especially after the fins game 2-3 weeks ago.  If Pittsburgh wins and NE loses, homefield throughout is at Heinz.

paging lindalouwhoto the thread, stat!!!  I'm putting some money down, and need more info on the 'stillers.


I don't have notifications turned on, but I wandered in here.

Nothing official yet, but Marcus Gilbert is saying the Killer Bs aren't playing- Big Ben, Bell, and Brown.

/ I see your other question has been answered
 
2017-12-29 07:38:45 PM  
Damn.

/thanks!!!
 
2017-12-29 07:43:57 PM  
I'm more surprised he held on for so long.
 
2017-12-29 08:31:47 PM  
well - considering how the Browns have killed the careers of countless players and coaches as well as the hopes of all their fans, the fact that they haven't actually killed anyone before this week is extremely surprising to me
 
2017-12-29 10:37:58 PM  

stir22: jayphat: OkieDookie: Hey, the Browns are one game away from a perfect season and a parade.

Looks like that's gonna get spoiled. Word is Pitt is sitting a bunch of players to rest them for the playoffs.

What?  Does NE have the early game or something?  Their game isn't a gimme, especially after the fins game 2-3 weeks ago.  If Pittsburgh wins and NE loses, homefield throughout is at Heinz.

paging lindalouwhoto the thread, stat!!!  I'm putting some money down, and need more info on the 'stillers.


I might agree with you if the Jets had McCown playing, No way Bryce Petty is going to beat the Pats.
 
2017-12-29 11:33:29 PM  

stir22: Damn.

/thanks!!!


The local 11:00 news just said the Killer Bs are not expected to play, though no one is referencing Tomlin saying it.
 
2017-12-29 11:54:10 PM  
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2017-12-30 12:16:55 AM  

OkieDookie: Hey, the Browns are one game away from a perfect season and a parade.


I hope the botch it by winning on a fluke play, and the Cleveland fans miss out on having a big 0-16 day parade.
 
2017-12-30 12:46:36 AM  
With Roethlisberger, Dalton and Flacco all getting long in the tooth Browns will soon be the dominant team in the AFC North. With the top draft picks they're getting in 2018 Browns are about to get mean.
 
2017-12-30 01:09:59 AM  

meera's frog spear: With Roethlisberger, Dalton and Flacco all getting long in the tooth Browns will soon be the dominant team in the AFC North. With the top draft picks they're getting in 2018 Browns are about to get mean.


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2017-12-30 02:21:33 AM  

meera's frog spear: With Roethlisberger, Dalton and Flacco all getting long in the tooth Browns will soon be the dominant team in the AFC North. With the top draft picks they're getting in 2018 Browns are about to get mean.


Normally I'd agree with you; they are poised to do some damage in the AFC North. But that team has shown such systemic ineptitude that I will not believe they can be good until they show me they are.
 
2017-12-30 05:56:42 AM  

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2017-12-30 08:12:54 AM  

jayphat: OkieDookie: Hey, the Browns are one game away from a perfect season and a parade.

Looks like that's gonna get spoiled. Word is Pitt is sitting a bunch of players to rest them for the playoffs.


There are only so many players they can sit. Some of them have to play. But it all hinges on the uncertain performance of Landry Farking Jones, who will definitely be seeing the field a good bit of not the whole game.

And, of course, I will be at Heinz for this debacle. At least I'm likely to see a bit of history made.
 
2017-12-30 08:15:41 AM  

kindms: null: At least he didn't ask for six players to be his pallbearers, so the Browns could let him down one last time.

OMG

hahaha


Dude actually did that.
 
2017-12-30 09:05:54 AM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: jayphat: OkieDookie: Hey, the Browns are one game away from a perfect season and a parade.

Looks like that's gonna get spoiled. Word is Pitt is sitting a bunch of players to rest them for the playoffs.

There are only so many players they can sit. Some of them have to play. But it all hinges on the uncertain performance of Landry Farking Jones, who will definitely be seeing the field a good bit of not the whole game.

And, of course, I will be at Heinz for this debacle. At least I'm likely to see a bit of history made.


Omg of all the games to go to... were tickets $5?
;)

/knows practically every game is a sellout
 
2017-12-30 09:10:14 AM  

UNC_Samurai: kindms: null: At least he didn't ask for six players to be his pallbearers, so the Browns could let him down one last time.

OMG

hahaha

Dude actually did that.


I remember back in August a guy who'd requested 6 Eagles For pallbearers, same line about the letdown.
 
2017-12-30 09:21:38 AM  

lindalouwho: Adolf Oliver Nipples: jayphat: OkieDookie: Hey, the Browns are one game away from a perfect season and a parade.

Looks like that's gonna get spoiled. Word is Pitt is sitting a bunch of players to rest them for the playoffs.

There are only so many players they can sit. Some of them have to play. But it all hinges on the uncertain performance of Landry Farking Jones, who will definitely be seeing the field a good bit of not the whole game.

And, of course, I will be at Heinz for this debacle. At least I'm likely to see a bit of history made.

Omg of all the games to go to... were tickets $5?
;)

/knows practically every game is a sellout


Tickets were as cheap as tickets go, and I wanted to take my son to a game. Not the best one, admittedly, but sometimes you have to pay the bills first.
 
2017-12-30 10:24:41 AM  

null: At least he didn't ask for six players to be his pallbearers, so the Browns could let him down one last time.


I would "funny" that, but I noticed that it was 0-16 already.
 
2017-12-30 12:07:40 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: lindalouwho: Adolf Oliver Nipples: jayphat: OkieDookie: Hey, the Browns are one game away from a perfect season and a parade.

Looks like that's gonna get spoiled. Word is Pitt is sitting a bunch of players to rest them for the playoffs.

There are only so many players they can sit. Some of them have to play. But it all hinges on the uncertain performance of Landry Farking Jones, who will definitely be seeing the field a good bit of not the whole game.

And, of course, I will be at Heinz for this debacle. At least I'm likely to see a bit of history made.

Omg of all the games to go to... were tickets $5?
;)

/knows practically every game is a sellout

Tickets were as cheap as tickets go, and I wanted to take my son to a game. Not the best one, admittedly, but sometimes you have to pay the bills first.


I was more thinking about the temperature being in the mid-teens, I know people giving away tickets to friends for mostly that reason. At least the forecast isn't calling for more snow. I went to the post office earlier and man, it is slick out there. Even where the sidewalks are salted.
You should check out the schedule dahntahn for First Night, it'll be starting by the time you get outta there. We had planned on seeing at least the late night headliner Lee Fields and the Expressions, but I think that's a nope now.
 
2017-12-30 12:08:57 PM  

KiwDaWabbit: null: At least he didn't ask for six players to be his pallbearers, so the Browns could let him down one last time.

I would "funny" that, but I noticed that it was 0-16 already.


Nope, 0-15. They play the Steelers tomorrow.
 
2017-12-30 11:29:34 PM  

lindalouwho: KiwDaWabbit: null: At least he didn't ask for six players to be his pallbearers, so the Browns could let him down one last time.

I would "funny" that, but I noticed that it was 0-16 already.

Nope, 0-15. They play the Steelers tomorrow.


The comment at the time had zero smarts and sixteen funnies. I should have taken a screenshot. It's 1-21 now. You blew it, Fark.
 
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