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(Metro)   "Yes, I can eat a doughnut the size of my head," she said with a glazed look in her eyes   ( metro.co.uk) divider line
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2017-12-29 02:58:09 PM  
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2017-12-29 03:33:50 PM  
done in one


//two minutes would be pushing it
 
2017-12-29 03:42:12 PM  
It was a good night if you wake up with your face looking like a glazed doughnut.

/wat
 
2017-12-29 03:42:27 PM  
Two minutes? Can't do it but I'd say I could because hey, free donut!
 
2017-12-29 03:43:05 PM  

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Marge: "Homer, stop picking at it."
Homer: "But, I'm so sweet and tasty."
 
2017-12-29 04:04:26 PM  

MechaPyx: Two minutes? Can't do it but I'd say I could because hey, free donut!


It's not free. They make you pay for it and you get a refund if you complete the challenge fast enough.
 
2017-12-29 04:05:36 PM  
I'd happily help the woman in the third photo down with her glazed look.  If you know what I mean.
 
2017-12-29 04:07:02 PM  

pissnmoan: I'd happily help the woman in the third photo down with her glazed look.  If you know what I mean.


Her?
 
2017-12-29 04:10:29 PM  
Just remember, never eat anything bigger than your head.
 
2017-12-29 04:34:57 PM  

bingethinker: Just remember, never eat anything bigger than your head.


Ah, the Kliban Rule.

Another Kliban rule is also good: Whack Your Porcupine.

They can't all be winners.

Both are book titles.

More wacky advice from one of the Great Cartoonists of All Time:

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2017-12-29 04:59:01 PM  
she passed with flying crullers.
 
2017-12-29 05:36:23 PM  
I'd try it except I don't want to fritter and waste the minutes in an offhand way.
 
2017-12-29 05:36:41 PM  
I'm pretty sure at that size it doesn't qualify as a doughnut. Possibly a cake.

Just like Chicago-style "pizza" is actually a casserole.
 
2017-12-29 05:49:39 PM  

Eravior: I'm pretty sure at that size it doesn't qualify as a doughnut. Possibly a cake.


it's too soon to talk about torte reform
 
2017-12-29 05:57:49 PM  
I could probably do that with hardly any effort. I'm a fast eater anyway.
 
2017-12-29 05:58:18 PM  

pissnmoan: I'd happily help the woman in the third photo down with her glazed look.  If you know what I mean.

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2017-12-29 06:09:38 PM  
And some bovine perspiration on her upper lip area?
 
2017-12-29 06:13:26 PM  

LewDux: pissnmoan: I'd happily help the woman in the third photo down with her glazed look.  If you know what I mean.
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2017-12-29 06:13:36 PM  

WordsnCollision: And some bovine perspiration on her upper lip area?


Yep, that's where I was going
 
2017-12-29 06:23:15 PM  
I can't believe she ate the hole thing.

/I'm the first with this lame joke? Fark, I am disappoint.
 
2017-12-29 07:10:18 PM  
I've been there. I was unimpressed with the donuts.
 
2017-12-29 07:17:27 PM  
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2017-12-29 07:25:45 PM  
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2017-12-29 07:51:49 PM  
isn't plain glazed a oxymoron?
 
2017-12-29 08:02:04 PM  

brantgoose: bingethinker: Just remember, never eat anything bigger than your head.

Ah, the Kliban Rule.
Another Kliban rule is also good: Whack Your Porcupine.
They can't all be winners.
Both are book titles.
More wacky advice from one of the Great Cartoonists of All Time:
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Ah, you're a Kliban fan, that explains a lot!
*fist bump*

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2017-12-29 08:04:17 PM  

bingethinker: I can't believe she ate the hole thing.

/I'm the first with this lame joke? Fark, I am disappoint.


Burl Ives - The Donut Song
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2017-12-29 08:06:16 PM  

Birnone: I'd try it except I don't want to fritter and waste the minutes in an offhand way.


Sure, but why not if you're just kicking around on a piece of ground in your home town?
 
2017-12-29 08:24:15 PM  
 
2017-12-29 08:55:21 PM  
It depends on the type of donut.  If it is a real donut, possibly, but if it is a cake donut, no.
 
2017-12-29 08:56:54 PM  
Two minutes to eat a toilet seat? Pass.
 
2017-12-29 11:01:30 PM  

The Martian Manhandler: I've been there. I was unimpressed with the donuts.


Yeah, not sure if I'd want to eat one of those huge donuts even if I could. Their regular size ones are pretty bad.
 
2017-12-29 11:13:28 PM  

sprgrss: It depends on the type of donut.  If it is a real donut, possibly, but if it is a cake donut, no.


This.

If it's a Krispy Kreme Hot Now donut, it'll practically dissolve in 3 bites anyway.
Cake donut?  I don't want to eat a regular size one that fast.
Or at all.
 
2017-12-30 04:07:08 AM  

The Martian Manhandler: I've been there. I was unimpressed with the donuts.


Then you are a monster. The only donuts worth eating in the city.
 
2017-12-30 09:59:31 PM  

Daddy's Big Pink Man-Squirrel: The Martian Manhandler: I've been there. I was unimpressed with the donuts.

Then you are a monster. The only donuts worth eating in the city.


In the country of the blind, the one eyed man is king. I love San Francisco, went to school there in the '90s. If those are the only donuts worth eating in the city, yet they are still barely adequate, maybe SF just isn't a donut town.
 
2017-12-30 10:34:24 PM  

The Martian Manhandler: Daddy's Big Pink Man-Squirrel: The Martian Manhandler: I've been there. I was unimpressed with the donuts.

Then you are a monster. The only donuts worth eating in the city.

In the country of the blind, the one eyed man is king. I love San Francisco, went to school there in the '90s. If those are the only donuts worth eating in the city, yet they are still barely adequate, maybe SF just isn't a donut town.


I remember the apple fritters at Winchell used to be good, tho I think that's how I got mono.
 
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