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(The Hill)   Russian pranksters Stuttering Johnski and Howard Sternovich get Nikki Haley to comment about made-up country   ( thehill.com) divider line
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2017-12-29 07:07:13 AM  
Richard Christyvoivich and Salingrad Governalekin
 
2017-12-29 07:08:49 AM  
It was established a long time ago that we were not dealing with a clever group of villains.
At this point I really wish we were.
 
2017-12-29 07:11:28 AM  
We live in the modern era. If you don't know something, take out your phone (the horror!) and google it. There is no reason to pretend to know something to save face.
 
2017-12-29 07:13:54 AM  
Today, we are all Binomoians!

Let us say the greeting of Binomo in America today: A Baba Booey to you!
 
2017-12-29 07:14:11 AM  
The two Russian pranksters have targeted other U.S. officials in the past. In July, Secretary of Energy Rick Perry conducted a fake phone interview with the two men, one of whom was posing as Ukraine's prime minister.

Why can't they just do like in England and off themselves over this stupid shiat?
 
2017-12-29 07:14:27 AM  

Markoff_Cheney: It was established a long time ago that we were not dealing with a clever group of villains.
At this point I really wish we were.


The fact that they're morons is probably the only thing that prevents them from doing real damage
 
2017-12-29 07:16:31 AM  
Fast forward to 11:20 for the "Binomo" part, if you don't want to listen to all of that.

Thoughts and prayers for the Binomians.
 
2017-12-29 07:22:11 AM  

danielscissorhands: Fast forward to 11:20 for the "Binomo" part, if you don't want to listen to all of that.

Thoughts and prayers for the Binomians.


I'm still torn up about the Bowling Green Massacre.


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2017-12-29 07:23:14 AM  

LoneWolf343: We live in the modern era. If you don't know something, take out your phone (the horror!) and google it. There is no reason to pretend to know something to save face.


Next level prank: make fake pages for thing you are making up, push them to the front of google, laugh as you have "created" truth.
 
2017-12-29 07:23:38 AM  
Binomo is the world's leading exporter of covfefe. Bigly.
 
2017-12-29 07:24:02 AM  
Stupid Watergate indeed.  These people are farking Morons.
 
2017-12-29 07:25:05 AM  
Here is the answer to the thread just below this one.
 
2017-12-29 07:30:46 AM  
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2017-12-29 07:33:17 AM  

Snapper Carr: danielscissorhands: Fast forward to 11:20 for the "Binomo" part, if you don't want to listen to all of that.

Thoughts and prayers for the Binomians.

I'm still torn up about the Bowling Green Massacre.


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I'm still not over Macho Grande.
 
2017-12-29 07:38:40 AM  

Snapper Carr: Markoff_Cheney: It was established a long time ago that we were not dealing with a clever group of villains.
At this point I really wish we were.

The fact that they're morons is probably the only thing that prevents them from doing real damage


I would at least respect competent evil.
This is just getting sad.
 
2017-12-29 07:44:34 AM  
From nearly twenty years ago, back when The Onion was absurdist rather than tragicomic:

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2017-12-29 07:46:10 AM  
Plot twist: That wasn't Nikki Haley (Robin Quiverski?)
 
2017-12-29 07:46:41 AM  

Spartapuss: The two Russian pranksters have targeted other U.S. officials in the past. In July, Secretary of Energy Rick Perry conducted a fake phone interview with the two men, one of whom was posing as Ukraine's prime minister.

Why can't they just do like in England and off themselves over this stupid shiat?


Keep in mind, as dimwitted and narrow viewed as Republicans can be, Trump has surrounded himself with the people that the other Republicans quietly consider to be the biggest idiots in their party.  I would say that is by design, so they can be more easily manipulated, but I really can not figure out who was smart enough to design it.
 
2017-12-29 07:50:53 AM  

Spartapuss: The two Russian pranksters have targeted other U.S. officials in the past. In July, Secretary of Energy Rick Perry conducted a fake phone interview with the two men, one of whom was posing as Ukraine's prime minister.

Why can't they just do like in England and off themselves over this stupid shiat?


Does this administration just take any call from a Russian number?
 
2017-12-29 07:57:14 AM  

Spartapuss: The two Russian pranksters have targeted other U.S. officials in the past. In July, Secretary of Energy Rick Perry conducted a fake phone interview with the two men, one of whom was posing as Ukraine's prime minister.

Why can't they just do like in England and off themselves over this stupid shiat?


Wat?
 
2017-12-29 08:00:02 AM  
Morons... an adminitration chockerblock with absolute farking morons.
 
2017-12-29 08:00:29 AM  

Lady J: Spartapuss: The two Russian pranksters have targeted other U.S. officials in the past. In July, Secretary of Energy Rick Perry conducted a fake phone interview with the two men, one of whom was posing as Ukraine's prime minister.

Why can't they just do like in England and off themselves over this stupid shiat?

Wat?


Seriously, wat?
 
2017-12-29 08:01:30 AM  
Smarter than the international representative of the world's most powerful empire:

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2017-12-29 08:01:59 AM  

winedrinkingman: Trump has surrounded himself with the people that the other Republicans quietly consider to be the biggest idiots in their party.  I would say that is by design, so they can be more easily manipulated, but I really can not figure out who was smart enough to design it.


First, anyone in the GOP who was intelligent, competent, and/or principled made the "mistake" of voicing opposition to Trumpism early in the primaries, and Trump is too thin-skinned to work with people who have, as he often whines, "treated me unfairly."  Many other moderate-to-conservative policy experts have refused to work with Trump for various reasons, most of which boil down to self-preservation -- if you're a respected data analyst, you aren't going to take a pay cut to work in the Federal government just so your ideas can be ignored and your name can forever be tarnished with Trumpstink. Trump therefore has a particularly small pool to hire from, and most of the people in that pool are incompetent flatterers to begin with.

Second, the thing Trump wants most is total loyalty. Maybe that's because he's a crook; maybe that's because he's a manbaby; it's probably a bit of both. Either way, you get loyalty by giving flatterers jobs that nobody else would give them. Your hires know perfectly well that they only have their jobs because they kissed ass better than anyone else, and understand perfectly well that they'd be out on the street five minutes after Trump left office. Trump therefore has an incentive to hire the most unsuitable candidates: the higher Trump lifts them above their competence level, the farther they would fall without Trump's grace.
 
2017-12-29 08:03:12 AM  
She's been looking quite rough lately. Working for this administration will age you quick

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2017-12-29 08:03:19 AM  

ginandbacon: Lady J: Spartapuss: The two Russian pranksters have targeted other U.S. officials in the past. In July, Secretary of Energy Rick Perry conducted a fake phone interview with the two men, one of whom was posing as Ukraine's prime minister.

Why can't they just do like in England and off themselves over this stupid shiat?

Wat?

Seriously, wat?


http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknew​s​/kate-middleton/11092497/Tearful-DJ-ap​ologises-for-prank-call-which-led-to-n​urses-suicide.html
 
2017-12-29 08:04:15 AM  

ginandbacon: Lady J: Spartapuss: The two Russian pranksters have targeted other U.S. officials in the past. In July, Secretary of Energy Rick Perry conducted a fake phone interview with the two men, one of whom was posing as Ukraine's prime minister.

Why can't they just do like in England and off themselves over this stupid shiat?

Wat?

Seriously, wat?


Obscure?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suici​d​e_of_Jacintha_Saldanha
 
2017-12-29 08:04:52 AM  
Nikki Haley has a symbol that allows her to communicate with the Binomians and Targicians.

/RIP Riley Martin
 
2017-12-29 08:05:30 AM  
Don't you worry about Binomo, let me worry about blank.
 
2017-12-29 08:06:57 AM  
Wait till you hear what prank they pulled out in November 2016
 
2017-12-29 08:07:02 AM  
Bababooshka

Leader O'Cola: Binomo is the world's leading exporter of covfefe. Bigly.


You're thinking of Nambia.
 
2017-12-29 08:07:04 AM  
Bonomo?  Is that what they're calling Sealand these days?
 
2017-12-29 08:15:38 AM  
Frank Rizzoshyvek. R-I-Z-Z......
 
2017-12-29 08:16:23 AM  

Spartapuss: ginandbacon: Lady J: Spartapuss: The two Russian pranksters have targeted other U.S. officials in the past. In July, Secretary of Energy Rick Perry conducted a fake phone interview with the two men, one of whom was posing as Ukraine's prime minister.

Why can't they just do like in England and off themselves over this stupid shiat?

Wat?

Seriously, wat?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews​/kate-middleton/11092497/Tearful-DJ-ap​ologises-for-prank-call-which-led-to-n​urses-suicide.html


Bowen: ginandbacon: Lady J: Spartapuss: The two Russian pranksters have targeted other U.S. officials in the past. In July, Secretary of Energy Rick Perry conducted a fake phone interview with the two men, one of whom was posing as Ukraine's prime minister.

Why can't they just do like in England and off themselves over this stupid shiat?

Wat?

Seriously, wat?

Obscure?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicid​e_of_Jacintha_Saldanha


Why would anyone encourage suicide in any situation?
 
2017-12-29 08:19:52 AM  
ginandbacon:

I dunno man, just answering the question.
 
2017-12-29 08:25:03 AM  
Don't insult Binomo.  That country is the world's largest exporter of Turkish taffy.
 
2017-12-29 08:27:42 AM  
♫Binomo, we'll get there fast and then we'll take it slow
That's where we want to go, way down in Binomo♫
 
2017-12-29 08:30:08 AM  

havocmike: Richard Christyvoivich and Salingrad Governalekin


Executive Produced by Captain Jankslovac
 
2017-12-29 08:35:29 AM  
Binomials.  You know, from the island of Binomo.
 
2017-12-29 08:35:47 AM  

ginandbacon: Spartapuss: ginandbacon: Lady J: Spartapuss: The two Russian pranksters have targeted other U.S. officials in the past. In July, Secretary of Energy Rick Perry conducted a fake phone interview with the two men, one of whom was posing as Ukraine's prime minister.

Why can't they just do like in England and off themselves over this stupid shiat?

Wat?

Seriously, wat?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews​/kate-middleton/11092497/Tearful-DJ-ap​ologises-for-prank-call-which-led-to-n​urses-suicide.html

Bowen: ginandbacon: Lady J: Spartapuss: The two Russian pranksters have targeted other U.S. officials in the past. In July, Secretary of Energy Rick Perry conducted a fake phone interview with the two men, one of whom was posing as Ukraine's prime minister.

Why can't they just do like in England and off themselves over this stupid shiat?

Wat?

Seriously, wat?

Obscure?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicid​e_of_Jacintha_Saldanha

Why would anyone encourage suicide in any situation?


I'll be the first to offer a heart-felt apology if these specific ignorant, evil people click on a thread name dropping shock jocks, can't go on anymore and go through with it. That would sure show me.
 
2017-12-29 08:42:59 AM  
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2017-12-29 08:46:10 AM  

LoneWolf343: We live in the modern era. If you don't know something, take out your phone (the horror!) and google it. There is no reason to pretend to know something to save face.


There are little flash games where you name all the countries in the world. I generally miss ten of about 150, always forgetting a few like Nairu and that I'm supposed to do Antigua and Barbados together. My job in no way involves world geography. By paying attention I know there is no Binomo. But she has the Jesus and the GOP, so why bother with real stuff?
 
2017-12-29 08:49:16 AM  
You laugh at this yet you all moan when James O'Keith does it to a democrat.
 
2017-12-29 09:13:54 AM  

keylock71: Morons... an adminitration chockerblock with absolute farking morons.


Correction; The best people
 
2017-12-29 09:17:36 AM  

ginandbacon: Why would anyone encourage suicide in any situation?


Seppuku.
 
2017-12-29 09:28:43 AM  

Wyalt Derp: You laugh at this yet you all moan when James O'Keith does it to a democrat.


Boy, James O'Keith, I don't know.
 
2017-12-29 09:33:29 AM  
I can understand her not wanting to Google it right in front of them, but how did her staff not catch it?
 
2017-12-29 09:44:29 AM  

tarheel07: Binomials.  You know, from the island of Binomo.


I thought it was the Binars.
 
2017-12-29 09:45:20 AM  

Catlenfell: I can understand her not wanting to Google it right in front of them, but how did her staff not catch it?


They are dumber than her which is scary as hell
 
2017-12-29 09:48:58 AM  
Haley's response is exactly what ALL Republicans voted for when they chose their messiah Trump.: extreme ignorance and stupidity.  All Republicans  embrace those qualities as well as cowardice and greed, because that makes them great Christians.
 
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