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(The Hill)   Trump apologist says Mueller is playing into Trump's hands. Yeah, like a 3D chess master, Trump is. I think we're all supposed to laugh at that. That's what I think. Otherwise, Dershowitz is an idiot   ( thehill.com) divider line
    More: Facepalm, counsel Robert Mueller, Trump House Democrat, Trump Donald John, Donald Trump Jr., Donald Trump, senior Trump advisers, special counsel, professor Alan Dershowitz  
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2017-12-18 04:32:57 PM  
Dershowitz is not an idiot - he's just an attention whore.

"He has been conducting a sloppy investigation, and that's atypical of him," Dershowitz said. "I'm surprised. When you're going after the president, you have to be Caesar's wife. You have to be above reproach. You can't give the other side any ammunition."

says someone who found out something in December which Mueller dealt with in July, 2 months after being names special counsel.  Blaming Mueller for Strzok or GSA's fark-up is f$cking stupid.

/ok, maybe he is an idiot
 
2017-12-18 04:33:32 PM  
What happened to Dershowitz? He used to be a liberal. Now he's shilling for Trump.
 
2017-12-18 04:34:06 PM  

mrshowrules: Dershowitz is not an idiot - he's just an attention whore.

"He has been conducting a sloppy investigation, and that's atypical of him," Dershowitz said. "I'm surprised. When you're going after the president, you have to be Caesar's wife. You have to be above reproach. You can't give the other side any ammunition."

says someone who found out something in December which Mueller dealt with in July, 2 months after being names special counsel.  Blaming Mueller for Strzok or GSA's fark-up is f$cking stupid.

/ok, maybe he is an idiot


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2017-12-18 04:36:31 PM  
Maybe this is why Sessions is so vehemently opposed to marijuana ... you'd have to be really farkin' high to come up with this line of nonsense.
 
2017-12-18 04:36:35 PM  

FlashHarry: What happened to Dershowitz? He used to be a liberal. Now he's shilling for Trump.


He has ambition, and he has miscalculated.
 
2017-12-18 04:38:26 PM  

Bith Set Me Up: mrshowrules: Dershowitz is not an idiot - he's just an attention whore.

"He has been conducting a sloppy investigation, and that's atypical of him," Dershowitz said. "I'm surprised. When you're going after the president, you have to be Caesar's wife. You have to be above reproach. You can't give the other side any ammunition."

says someone who found out something in December which Mueller dealt with in July, 2 months after being names special counsel.  Blaming Mueller for Strzok or GSA's fark-up is f$cking stupid.

/ok, maybe he is an idiot

WhyNotBoth.jpg


OK.
 
2017-12-18 04:41:58 PM  

FlashHarry: What happened to Dershowitz? He used to be a liberal. Now he's shilling for Trump.


Dershowitz's real deal is proving that he is smarter than everyone else.  He was calling the obstruction charge against Trump as bullshiat but was suggesting that he should be impeached instead for something else that other people weren't making a big deal about.  Forget what it was.  So he is not a fan of Trump.
 
2017-12-18 04:48:54 PM  
I'll just leave this here:
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2017-12-18 04:50:37 PM  
 
2017-12-18 05:07:18 PM  
What you are all missing, is that Donnie has been working for years on a pet passion project to break the back of the Bratva in New York and this fine nation. His acceptance of their cash, and money laundering for them was just a ploy to get into their good graces, so that Donnie's agents could get closer to the halls of power within Russia, getting closer and closer to the oligarchs there, so that he could deliver them to the Feds in a single fell swoop, and Mueller is going to screw this finely honed trap if he keeps this sh*t up...

Seriously. It's SCIENCE, Sheeple. ECONOMIC SCIENCE!
 
2017-12-18 05:11:09 PM  
Queen to Queen's level three.
 
2017-12-18 05:11:47 PM  
Everyone seems to miss the obvious on Dershowitz - he's on Donnie's retainer, at least in some fashion. He's litigating in his client's best interest, just in the media instead of the courtroom.
 
2017-12-18 05:15:02 PM  
mrshowrules: "You have to be above reproach"

"And even if you are, they'll just lie and make shiat up anyway"
 
2017-12-18 05:40:49 PM  

JohnnyApocalypse: Everyone seems to miss the obvious on Dershowitz - he's on Donnie's retainer, at least in some fashion. He's litigating in his client's best interest, just in the media instead of the courtroom.


He's not getting what he paid for when Dershowitz offers arguments that any 2L could refute in their sleep,  like claiming a 4th Amendment violation where the fact pattern fails the Katz test.
 
2017-12-18 05:40:51 PM  
"He has been conducting a sloppy investigation, and that's atypical of him," Dershowitz said.

And how the fark would Derpshowitz know this?
Oh, I forgot, Fox News
I think this guy used to be a respected lawyer some time in the past. Now just a shill. Sad!
 
2017-12-18 05:42:20 PM  
I am convinced that the farkface in Chief doesn't even know where he is at least half the time. Much less what Mueller is doing. He probably has a picture up on the wall of whatever room he watches Faux News in of Mueller with the words BAD MAN underneath it, so he remembers for at least the length of time it takes him to look at the picture. The rest of the time, Ivanka feeds him pudding or ice cream and murmurs soothingly while he rants about the shiat he sees on tV.

A hamster would be a more competent president than the farkface in Chief.
 
2017-12-18 05:42:33 PM  
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/nice try
 
2017-12-18 05:43:40 PM  
Anyone associated w/ Donny2Chins has impeccable credibility - the greatest!

*barf*
 
2017-12-18 05:44:15 PM  

Bith Set Me Up: FlashHarry: What happened to Dershowitz? He used to be a liberal. Now he's shilling for Trump.

Don't forget he supported "OOGA-BOOGA MOOSLIN!!!" attack ads against Keith Ellison's DNC campaign, threatening to quit the party if Ellison ended up winning.


Sadly he seems to have become a one issue (Israel) voter.
 
2017-12-18 05:45:19 PM  
Anyone want to bet that Mueller had a subpoena anyway?

/just sayin'
 
2017-12-18 05:46:19 PM  
Dershowitz added Monday that he believes Mueller has a credibility problem after it was revealed he removed a member of his team who sent anti-Trump text messages.

I'm sorry, should he have kept the guy on?
 
2017-12-18 05:46:41 PM  

JohnnyApocalypse: Everyone seems to miss the obvious on Dershowitz - he's on Donnie's retainer, at least in some fashion. He's litigating in his client's best interest, just in the media instead of the courtroom.


This wouldn't surprise me in the least. Although, I bet he tried hire Ron Silver first.
 
2017-12-18 05:47:28 PM  

stan unusual: JohnnyApocalypse: Everyone seems to miss the obvious on Dershowitz - he's on Donnie's retainer, at least in some fashion. He's litigating in his client's best interest, just in the media instead of the courtroom.

He's not getting what he paid for when Dershowitz offers arguments that any 2L could refute in their sleep,  like claiming a 4th Amendment violation where the fact pattern fails the Katz test.


You are very wrong. Dersh provides reassurance to the moneyed conservatives who can repeat his platitudes back to themselves (and their friends, if they have any), and follow with, "...and Dershowitz is a liberal, so you know he's not saying that because of a political bias."

It's worth every penny to mollify the guys who can write the big checks.
 
2017-12-18 05:48:29 PM  
Dershowitz added Monday that he believes Mueller has a credibility problem after it was revealed he removed a member of his team who sent anti-Trump text messages.

Wouldn't he have more of a credibility problem if he hadn't removed him?
 
2017-12-18 05:53:15 PM  

Archidude: Bith Set Me Up: FlashHarry: What happened to Dershowitz? He used to be a liberal. Now he's shilling for Trump.

Don't forget he supported "OOGA-BOOGA MOOSLIN!!!" attack ads against Keith Ellison's DNC campaign, threatening to quit the party if Ellison ended up winning.

Sadly he seems to have become a one issue (Israel) voter.


Become? Dershowitz was always that issue voter.

He'll support anybody for Likud and oppose anybody not 100% supportive of them.
 
2017-12-18 05:53:22 PM  

Kegluneq: Maybe this is why Sessions is so vehemently opposed to marijuana ... you'd have to be really farkin' high to come up with this line of nonsense.


This isn't marijuana's fault.

Blame lead in the water.
 
2017-12-18 05:54:13 PM  

Smelly Pirate Hooker: I am convinced that the farkface in Chief doesn't even know where he is at least half the time. Much less what Mueller is doing. He probably has a picture up on the wall of whatever room he watches Faux News in of Mueller with the words BAD MAN underneath it, so he remembers for at least the length of time it takes him to look at the picture. The rest of the time, Ivanka feeds him pudding or ice cream and murmurs soothingly while he rants about the shiat he sees on tV.

A hamster would be a more competent president than the farkface in Chief.


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2017-12-18 05:55:35 PM  
"Dershowitz added Monday that he believes Mueller has a credibility problem after it was revealed he removed a member of his team who sent anti-Trump text messages. "

This is still my favorite thing here. Mueller finds out he has an issue, throws the issue out, opens it up to the daylight and basically acts like a guy trying to keep his shiat above reproach and keep integrity. These people are so farked up they have no idea what doing the right thing looks like anymore. It actually looks bad to them.
 
2017-12-18 05:56:56 PM  
The real question is whether or not he actually believes that.

Did he drink so deep of the koolaid that his tangerine god can do no wrong? Or are these the latest talking points he got from HQ, to spew at every chance he gets to paint Mueller in a poor light to prevent the base from getting doubts?
 
2017-12-18 05:59:48 PM  

Olympic Trolling Judge: Dershowitz added Monday that he believes Mueller has a credibility problem after it was revealed he removed a member of his team who sent anti-Trump text messages.

I'm sorry, should he have kept the guy on?


I am betting that it had very actual to do with "anti-trump views" and more the a) carrying on an affair with a coworker and b) using government assets to do so.

a) speaks to honesty, integrity, and leaves one open to blackmail

b) speaks to bad decision making while doing a)
 
2017-12-18 06:00:34 PM  
the Dershowitz who is insulating Donald Trump from his friend Jeffrey Epstein's underage sex service?
 
2017-12-18 06:00:53 PM  

mrshowrules: Dershowitz is not an idiot - he's just an attention whore.

"He has been conducting a sloppy investigation, and that's atypical of him," Dershowitz said. "I'm surprised. When you're going after the president, you have to be Caesar's wife. You have to be above reproach. You can't give the other side any ammunition."

says someone who found out something in December which Mueller dealt with in July, 2 months after being names special counsel.  Blaming Mueller for Strzok or GSA's fark-up is f$cking stupid.

/ok, maybe he is an idiot


Also, neither Strzok or GSA farked anything up.
 
2017-12-18 06:01:24 PM  
Even when Dershowitz is right, he comes off as a colossus of a dick. I bet he's one of those guys that wipes buggers on the bathroom stall.
 
2017-12-18 06:02:01 PM  

Jeff5: Smelly Pirate Hooker: I am convinced that the farkface in Chief doesn't even know where he is at least half the time. Much less what Mueller is doing. He probably has a picture up on the wall of whatever room he watches Faux News in of Mueller with the words BAD MAN underneath it, so he remembers for at least the length of time it takes him to look at the picture. The rest of the time, Ivanka feeds him pudding or ice cream and murmurs soothingly while he rants about the shiat he sees on tV.

A hamster would be a more competent president than the farkface in Chief.

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Trump's actual body looks like both Uncle Fester and David Byrne in the oversized suit.
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2017-12-18 06:02:12 PM  
Dershowitz?

Nah, more like Derpowitz.
 
2017-12-18 06:03:16 PM  

rudemix: "Dershowitz added Monday that he believes Mueller has a credibility problem after it was revealed he removed a member of his team who sent anti-Trump text messages. "

This is still my favorite thing here. Mueller finds out he has an issue, throws the issue out, opens it up to the daylight and basically acts like a guy trying to keep his shiat above reproach and keep integrity. These people are so farked up they have no idea what doing the right thing looks like anymore. It actually looks bad to them.


No, they WANT Mueller to have a credibility issue, so they claim he has one and just say whatever they can to 'prove' that. They know damn well it's the right thing for Mueller to do, and that this is indicative of nothing, but that doesn't help them discredit Mueller or his findings.  Anything they can throw out there to 'prove' he's biased or his investigation is illegitimate is great by them.  Their base won't question it in the slightest.

The Right says what they want to be true.  They start at the conclusion, and cite 'facts' to support it.
 
2017-12-18 06:03:33 PM  

elffster: Anyone associated w/ Donny2Chins has impeccable credibility - the greatest!

*barf*


http://fark.wikia.com/wiki/Nicknames_f​or_Donald_Trump
 
2017-12-18 06:03:59 PM  
It clearly does not take any intelligence to teach at Harvard.  No wonder they turn out so many retatds.
 
2017-12-18 06:04:01 PM  

Karma Curmudgeon: This wouldn't surprise me in the least. Although, I bet he tried hire Ron Silver first.


This guy?

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I know when I see Mr. Silvers name in the credits, I know I am in for an evening of belly laughs.  I mean, he made "It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World" the comedy classic that it is today.  But I didn't know he had law credentials too.
 
2017-12-18 06:04:22 PM  

hubiestubert: What you are all missing, is that Donnie has been working for years on a pet passion project to break the back of the Bratva in New York and this fine nation. His acceptance of their cash, and money laundering for them was just a ploy to get into their good graces, so that Donnie's agents could get closer to the halls of power within Russia, getting closer and closer to the oligarchs there, so that he could deliver them to the Feds in a single fell swoop, and Mueller is going to screw this finely honed trap if he keeps this sh*t up...

Seriously. It's SCIENCE, Sheeple. ECONOMIC SCIENCE!


Dear God, who's been maintaining the zip lines the last 11 months?
 
2017-12-18 06:04:45 PM  

rudemix: "Dershowitz added Monday that he believes Mueller has a credibility problem after it was revealed he removed a member of his team who sent anti-Trump text messages. "

This is still my favorite thing here. Mueller finds out he has an issue, throws the issue out, opens it up to the daylight and basically acts like a guy trying to keep his shiat above reproach and keep integrity. These people are so farked up they have no idea what doing the right thing looks like anymore. It actually looks bad to them.


The powers that be don't really think it looks bad.  They are seizing on the barest hint of a credibility issue and trying to convince the common clay of the Republican Voter Base that it is bad, because that is the only way to try and maintain power.
 
2017-12-18 06:05:09 PM  

Wireless Joe: Jeff5: Smelly Pirate Hooker: I am convinced that the farkface in Chief doesn't even know where he is at least half the time. Much less what Mueller is doing. He probably has a picture up on the wall of whatever room he watches Faux News in of Mueller with the words BAD MAN underneath it, so he remembers for at least the length of time it takes him to look at the picture. The rest of the time, Ivanka feeds him pudding or ice cream and murmurs soothingly while he rants about the shiat he sees on tV.

A hamster would be a more competent president than the farkface in Chief.

[img.fark.net image 780x520][View Full Size image _x_]

Trump's actual body looks like both Uncle Fester and David Byrne in the oversized suit.
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I've often wondered if Trump wears bullet proof vests because of that Uncle Fester look.
 
2017-12-18 06:08:49 PM  
The superior man knows the right thing and does it.
The inferior man knows what will sell.

-Confucius

Figuring out people is pretty easy actually.
 
2017-12-18 06:13:33 PM  
What an apologist who believes Trump is a 3d Chess Master might look like:
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And you should see him play 3d Royal Fizbin.
See what I mean? Astronomical!
 
2017-12-18 06:14:00 PM  

ValisIV: The Right says what they want to be true.  They start at the conclusion, and cite 'facts' to support it.


One consequence of a fundamental religious upbringing.
 
2017-12-18 06:15:10 PM  

FlashHarry: What happened to Dershowitz? He used to be a liberal. Now he's shilling for Trump.


Lolita Express. Dershowitz, Trump, and Epstein liked to take flights together.
 
2017-12-18 06:21:23 PM  
The expression "Caesar's wife" always reminds me of William Burroughs. http://www.litkicks.com/Te​xts/LunchBuy​er.html
 
2017-12-18 06:21:59 PM  
I'm glad that I'm not the only one who thinks Alan Dershowitz is an idiot and a tool. Maybe he's vying to beat out Bill Kristol for the title of 'Most Consistently Wrong Pundit'.
 
2017-12-18 06:22:53 PM  

mrshowrules: Dershowitz is not an idiot - he's just an attention whore.



AND he makes the worst wine.


I've actually never had this wine. It may be delicious, like grape juice.
 
2017-12-18 06:23:21 PM  

Kegluneq: Maybe this is why Sessions is so vehemently opposed to marijuana ... you'd have to be really farkin' high to come up with this line of nonsense.


I've never come up with anything remotely this dumb while stoned.
 
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