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(Gizmodo)   What's the difference between a photo of a desert and a photo of a naked body? Well, nothing according to London's Metropolitan Police artificial intelligence software   ( gizmodo.com) divider line
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2017-12-18 02:30:54 PM  
"Sometimes it comes up with a desert and it thinks its an indecent image or pornography," Mark Stokes, the department's head of digital and electronics forensics, recently told The Telegraph. "For some reason, lots of people have screen-savers of deserts and it picks it up thinking it is skin colour."

And just how do they know what's on your screen saver?
 
2017-12-18 02:48:43 PM  
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2017-12-18 02:54:44 PM  
One has haboobs.  The other has "Ha, boobs!"
 
2017-12-18 04:07:07 PM  
Dem sand dunes.
 
2017-12-18 04:39:47 PM  
Send dunes!
 
2017-12-18 04:53:28 PM  
That's how you know you have dry skin.
 
2017-12-18 04:54:14 PM  
And as we saw with the Pulitzer-winning photograph controversy, machines are also not great at understanding the severity or context of nude images of children.

That's the big problem, sorting out general nudity from actual porn. Not only does it have issues picking out which are actually pics of people, but then it has to decide which one is actually kiddie porn and which one is a picture of a little girl running away from a napalm attack in Vietnam. There's something that humans have that were are going to have trouble teaching to computers... And even though, the 'Fail' in the napalm issue was human, that happens a LOT less frequently than a computer farking it up.
 
2017-12-18 04:54:44 PM  
And these are the machines that are coming for our jobs...
 
2017-12-18 04:56:40 PM  
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2017-12-18 04:58:06 PM  
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2017-12-18 04:59:56 PM  
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Look at that hot dune-on-dune action!
 
2017-12-18 05:01:40 PM  
Don't worry, they have human backup.
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/not obscure
 
2017-12-18 05:02:12 PM  
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2017-12-18 05:04:19 PM  

haws83: Don't worry, they have human backup.
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/not obscure


Balls often look like terrain from close up.

Also, I can't believe I had to scroll through that many comments to get to the Arrested Development reference
 
2017-12-18 05:11:32 PM  
And they all look like ostriches.

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2017-12-18 05:15:33 PM  
Dry knees.  I would not hit it.
 
2017-12-18 05:20:53 PM  
Brace yourself, I'm going in dry.
 
2017-12-18 05:30:09 PM  
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2017-12-18 05:37:29 PM  

Cry Hentai And Release The Tentacles of War!: And these are the machines that are coming for our jobs...


You mean I could have had a job recognizing nudes on the Internet? I've let all my experience go to waste, and now it's too late! Damn you, robots!
 
2017-12-18 05:40:52 PM  
I went hiking here once. It's in the Bear R's Desert. It was hot and sweaty but so worthwhile. I think I still have the pictures around here somewhere.

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2017-12-18 05:42:42 PM  
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I think I see camel toe
 
2017-12-18 05:48:35 PM  

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I think I see camel toe


All I see is sandy vaginas.
 
2017-12-18 05:54:52 PM  
Dunes are cool, but can they blow?
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2017-12-18 06:10:13 PM  

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Looks like something from Little Big - Hateful Love, but I'm pretty sure I've seen that years ago.
 
2017-12-18 06:13:27 PM  
Huuuuuuge tracts of land!
 
2017-12-18 06:26:20 PM  

wildcardjack: Famishus: [img.fark.net image 640x312][View Full Size image _x_]

Looks like something from Little Big - Hateful Love, but I'm pretty sure I've seen that years ago.


I don't even remember where I found it. It's been in my Wallpaper folder for years.
 
2017-12-18 06:30:54 PM  
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2017-12-18 06:42:01 PM  
Sand is your vagina?

More likely than you think.
 
2017-12-18 07:15:04 PM  
Those are Balls.
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This close, they always look like landscapes.
 
2017-12-18 09:32:41 PM  
I used to use grayscaled nudes for terrain in 3D Max way back in the day.
 
2017-12-19 06:12:39 AM  

ElvisThroop: "Sometimes it comes up with a desert and it thinks its an indecent image or pornography," Mark Stokes, the department's head of digital and electronics forensics, recently told The Telegraph. "For some reason, lots of people have screen-savers of deserts and it picks it up thinking it is skin colour."

And just how do they know what's on your screen saver?


Exactly!
It is a police state over there...
 
2017-12-19 07:33:29 AM  
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2017-12-19 05:40:47 PM  
should get the guy who wrote the app Hot Dog/Not Hot Dog
 
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