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(Newsweek)   Attention black women. Omarosa has hereby called you to service to support her in the coming Black Woman Civil War. Please report as soon as you are able to...wherever it is you all report to   ( newsweek.com) divider line
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2017-12-15 02:27:31 PM  
Yeah, I'm sure that many black women are going to back up you, Omarosa.
 
2017-12-15 02:28:04 PM  
I mean, "you up."

I'm not even drunk yet. Goddamnit.
 
2017-12-15 02:33:51 PM  
I'll take Michelle Obama by knockout in 2 rounds.
 
2017-12-15 02:35:16 PM  
They have the coolest forts.

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2017-12-15 02:45:05 PM  
Apparently this was a show:  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/​The_Ulti​mate_Merger

I never even recalled it, but it was on some BET-knockoff channel that I don't think black people even watch.
 
2017-12-15 02:55:02 PM  
She looks like she can't really live without constant attention, so unfortunately we'll be hearing more about her.
 
2017-12-15 02:57:37 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: She looks like she can't really live without constant attention, so, unfortunately, we'll be hearing more about her.


Gee, I wonder how she and Trump got along so well?
 
2017-12-15 02:57:47 PM  
HAHAHAHAHA!
Yeah, no.
 
2017-12-15 03:02:17 PM  
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2017-12-15 03:11:41 PM  
Girl, you knew what he was. You're just pissed the leopard ate YOUR face.  But like a typical republican, you didn't a shiat when it was other people getting their faces eaten.

And when he came for you, there was no one left to speak for you.
 
2017-12-15 03:14:34 PM  
Doesn't she have a king to bow down to somewhere?
 
2017-12-15 03:17:43 PM  

Ambivalence: Girl, you knew what he was. You're just pissed the leopard ate YOUR face.  But like a typical republican, you didn't a shiat when it was other people getting their faces eaten.

And when he came for you, there was no one left to speak for you.


I guess she didn't realize here that she'd eventually be on the other side of this equation....
Omarosa - 'Every critic, every detractor will have to bow down to President Trump' (9.22.16)
Youtube zzSvzTTBALg
 
2017-12-15 03:22:35 PM  
"Skinfolk"
 
2017-12-15 03:23:14 PM  
Who died and made her Queen B?
 
2017-12-15 03:26:34 PM  
Has George Soros started funding her? It's the only way I can take her seriously.
 
2017-12-15 03:26:53 PM  

Ambivalence: Girl, you knew what he was. You're just pissed the leopard ate YOUR face.  But like a typical republican, you didn't a shiat when it was other people getting their faces eaten.

And when he came for you, there was no one left to speak for you.


Husband swears Omarosa has tapes of D2S saying something along the lines of, "mmm it don't matter that you're black, they're all pink inside".

It's looking like he may not be completely off-base, like he's got a toe just touching the bag.
 
2017-12-15 03:27:22 PM  
I'm not going to pick a side until the pine-sol lady weighs in.
 
2017-12-15 03:27:53 PM  
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2017-12-15 03:28:35 PM  
I wonder how much of my tax dollars are going to be used to maker her STFU.
 
2017-12-15 03:30:13 PM  
If it's a Black Woman Civil War, does that mean she's fighting for the Confederate South? Siding with racists and getting beat?
 
2017-12-15 03:31:18 PM  
Uncle Toms unite!
 
2017-12-15 03:31:54 PM  
Black Woman Twitter.
 
2017-12-15 03:31:54 PM  
Hmmmmm...Nomarosa.
 
2017-12-15 03:32:08 PM  
Just don't look.  Just don't look....
 
2017-12-15 03:32:55 PM  

Lando Lincoln: Yeah, I'm sure that many black women are going to back up you, Omarosa.


I'm sure a few of them like Oreos.
 
2017-12-15 03:33:25 PM  
Omarosa's only purpose was to provide the illusion that Trump didn't actually hate Those Women, much as Jared's purpose is to provide the illusion that Trump isn't an anti-Semite.

They both failed miserably---not that anybody else would have succeeded. The tossing of Omarosa out on her arse was only a matter of time.

Jared's will take a bit longer---he's still Ivanka's husband---but his turn will come. And Omarosa doesn't have the FBI breathing down her neck as far as anyone knows.
 
2017-12-15 03:33:32 PM  
Michael Duncan Clarke was supposed to marry her but God spared him that fate.
 
2017-12-15 03:33:58 PM  

Officer Barrelroll: I wonder how much of my tax dollars are going to be used to maker her STFU.


How much does it cost to hire Lexington Steele to park his "steel" in her mouth? Like, forever.

//self-reported
 
2017-12-15 03:34:39 PM  

dletter: Apparently this was a show:  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/T​he_Ultimate_Merger

I never even recalled it, but it was on some BET-knockoff channel that I don't think black people even watch.


From your link...
 Twelve men selected by billionaire real estate mogul, President Donald Trump (host and co-executive producer of The Apprentice) compete for the affections of Omarosa, the former political consultant who has become the most popular Apprentice contestant.

Well, I guess we know who wrote that entry.
 
2017-12-15 03:35:36 PM  

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To be fair, a lot of them hated her well before she joined the current administration.
 
2017-12-15 03:35:37 PM  

I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: Lando Lincoln: Yeah, I'm sure that many black women are going to back up you, Omarosa.

I'm sure a few of them like Oreos.


I really don't like that term.  Not that I expect anyone to care, but it bothers me more than some words people think are worse.
 
2017-12-15 03:36:01 PM  
 
2017-12-15 03:36:02 PM  
Shes auditioning for fox news. Im sure some mras have fake black women profiles that will support her tho.
 
2017-12-15 03:36:43 PM  
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TEAM OMAROSA, ASSEMBLE!!
 
2017-12-15 03:37:25 PM  
Please report as soon as you are able to...wherever it is you all report to

Oh, The Situation Room, of course. Stat.
 
2017-12-15 03:38:22 PM  
Seriously, someone needs to update the bingo card for Trump's admin with some new X's.
 
2017-12-15 03:39:20 PM  
So which pack of lies would you pick to read?
Omarosa's story or the 2 women who drifted across the Pacific after their sailboat 'broke down" ?
 
2017-12-15 03:39:29 PM  

dletter: Ambivalence: Girl, you knew what he was. You're just pissed the leopard ate YOUR face.  But like a typical republican, you didn't a shiat when it was other people getting their faces eaten.

And when he came for you, there was no one left to speak for you.

I guess she didn't realize here that she'd eventually be on the other side of this equation....
[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/zzSvzTTB​ALg]


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2017-12-15 03:40:11 PM  

tinderfitles: Who died and made her Queen B?


Apparently every black American woman.

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2017-12-15 03:40:43 PM  

Bermuda59: So which pack of lies would you pick to read?
Omarosa's story or the 2 women who drifted across the Pacific after their sailboat 'broke down" ?


Let's compromise. We'll set Omaros adrift in a small boat in the middle of the Pacific.
 
2017-12-15 03:40:49 PM  
If I were Robin Roberts it would be awfully hard to refrain from posting a challenge accepted meme to twitter in response.
 
2017-12-15 03:41:00 PM  
This is bad news.

For Black Goliath!
 
2017-12-15 03:41:28 PM  
Like the entire world doesn't already know who would win that war.

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2017-12-15 03:42:02 PM  
But with her gone who is going to....... and ....... or.......well hey at least she is still getting paid.
 
2017-12-15 03:42:18 PM  

kbronsito: Michael Duncan Clarke was supposed to marry her but God spared him that fate.


I think she killled him. If she gets Trump mad enough that he starts tweeting about her I'm going to send that theory to him and see if he retweets it (he will)
 
2017-12-15 03:44:14 PM  
Can't we just go back to ignoring her?
 
2017-12-15 03:44:48 PM  
Omarosa has hereby called you to service to support her in the coming Black Woman Civil War.

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2017-12-15 03:45:55 PM  
Still carrying water for her white masters who, more than anything else, want a race war.
 
2017-12-15 03:46:26 PM  
My money is on Robin Roberts. Omarosa is a drama queen / attention hound. April Ryan spilled her tea and now she's salty.

Black women that I know aren't having any of her. She sold them out for 30 gold pieces and now she wants back in. If she was so troubled, why didn't she say something or do something. Nah, she wanted her money and attention.
 
2017-12-15 03:47:26 PM  
She's already working the book angle of "I have stories to tell". True she was the only black woman "working" in the WH but in this admin. I wouldn't call that a badge of honor.
 
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