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(Newsweek)   The War on Christmas was concluded today, with the Defeat of Christmas following the total destruction of Irony earlier this week   ( newsweek.com) divider line
    More: Ironic, Trump's decision, President Donald Trump, Jerusalem, Jordan, Arab citizens of Israel, Israel, Mayor Ali Salam, Palestinian people  
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2017-12-14 07:41:52 PM  
Nazareth, the mostly Muslim town in current-day Israel where Christians believe Jesus Christ was raised, canceled all Christmas celebrations this year, saying that President Donald Trump had taken the joy out of the holiday.

STIGGINIT!
 
2017-12-14 07:46:28 PM  
Approves:

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2017-12-14 08:14:35 PM  
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2017-12-14 08:29:41 PM  
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2017-12-14 10:15:05 PM  
Trump's golden touch once again brings joy to millions.
 
2017-12-14 10:24:40 PM  
Nice jorb, Trump.
 
2017-12-14 10:25:15 PM  
War on Christmas POW camp.  They will be released for 12 days starting December 25

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2017-12-14 10:26:36 PM  
Even in the War on Christmas, a house divided cannot stand.

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2017-12-14 10:26:49 PM  
I will say it again...

Do not elect a man who could not win the local sanitation commissioner election, much lest mayor city council local rep state senator senator governor or any other election... to be president or this crap happens
 
2017-12-14 10:26:54 PM  
Shouldn't this be in the Sports tab?
 
2017-12-14 10:30:28 PM  
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In 2017 Nazareth, the mostly Muslim town in current-day Israel where Christians believe Jesus Christ was raised, canceled all Christmas celebrations this year, saying that President Donald Trump had taken the joy out of the holiday.

Dear Starbucks, I will buy a coffee everyday for the entirety of 2019 if you put THIS on your 2018 holiday cups.
 
2017-12-14 10:31:34 PM  
"Anti Christ so evil, city of Christ's birth closed "

Now excuse me. I'm going to go watch the Dead Zone movie again.
 
2017-12-14 10:37:27 PM  
I really wonder how much thought if any he put into this Jerusalem move and if he's aware at all of the current or future repercussions. I take it Jared hatched multi-stage plan for middle-east "peace" as part of a deal for the Israelis to swallow his massive debt and just laid it on his desk and he didn't even give a seconds thought to it.
 
2017-12-14 10:37:30 PM  
Christmas Village is closed. Donkey out front shoulda told ya.
 
2017-12-14 10:38:42 PM  

Zombie DJ: "Anti Christ so evil, city of Christ's birth closed "

Now excuse me. I'm going to go watch the Dead Zone movie again.


Wait, I thought Jesus was born in Bethlehem?
 
2017-12-14 10:38:55 PM  

ImOscar: Even in the War on Christmas, a house divided cannot stand.

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His hotels don't seem to be on board either.
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2017-12-14 10:40:37 PM  

TedCruz'sCrazyDad: Zombie DJ: "Anti Christ so evil, city of Christ's birth closed "

Now excuse me. I'm going to go watch the Dead Zone movie again.

Wait, I thought Jesus was born in Bethlehem?


You're thinking of Brian.
 
2017-12-14 10:44:52 PM  

TedCruz'sCrazyDad: Zombie DJ: "Anti Christ so evil, city of Christ's birth closed "

Now excuse me. I'm going to go watch the Dead Zone movie again.

Wait, I thought Jesus was born in Bethlehem?


Actually it was Allentown, but they changed it because Bethlehem sounded more Biblical and didn't rhyme with so many things.
 
2017-12-14 10:51:19 PM  
"Because of Trump!"

And not the violent raging Islamic death cult I guess.

And before you ask, yes, Christianity is also a death cult, they're just not as violent now.
 
2017-12-14 10:51:54 PM  

ImOscar: Even in the War on Christmas, a house divided cannot stand.

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I just got home from a junior high band concert. The band director introduced the last song, then said, "I hope you have a nice holiday." Someone in the back yelled, "It's called Christmas!"

That's where we are....  someone wishes a group of people a nice day and someone has to reply angrily because they did not use the words they wanted.
 
2017-12-14 10:52:03 PM  

berylman: I really wonder how much thought if any he put into this Jerusalem move and if he's aware at all of the current or future repercussions. I take it Jared hatched multi-stage plan for middle-east "peace" as part of a deal for the Israelis to swallow his massive debt and just laid it on his desk and he didn't even give a seconds thought to it.


It's probably the same explanation that applies to just about everything Trump does.

He was told that Obama was agin it, so he's fer it. Or vice verse as the case may be.
 
2017-12-14 10:54:26 PM  
"Sometimes that reindeer, he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. Y'know the thing about a reindeer, he's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'... until he bites ya. And those black eyes roll over white, and then... oh, then you hear that terrible high-pitch screamin', the snow turns red, and spite of all the poundin' and the hollerin', they all come in and they... rip you to pieces."

Lieutenant Chester Weebles - First Polar Infantry Division
 
2017-12-14 10:58:26 PM  

randomjsa: "Because of Trump!"

And not the violent raging Islamic death cult I guess.

And before you ask, yes, Christianity is also a death cult, they're just not as violent now.


Not most places, no. At any rate - sure, these people are assholes - but what is the wisdom in riling them up for no good reason? What happened to "America First"?
Trump did a dumb thing, here.
 
2017-12-14 11:02:01 PM  

Zombie DJ: "Anti Christ so evil, city of Christ's birth closed "


Underrated post.
 
2017-12-14 11:04:02 PM  
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2017-12-14 11:06:21 PM  
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2017-12-14 11:11:48 PM  

texanjeff: I will say it again...

Do not elect a man who could not win the local sanitation commissioner election, much lest mayor city council local rep state senator senator governor or any other election... to be president or this crap happens


It's always businessmen - Hoover, Bush, Trump.
 
2017-12-14 11:11:50 PM  
I mean...that's kinda funny...
 
2017-12-14 11:15:16 PM  
Well, now I know what my uncle will be biatching about all during Christmas dinner.
 
2017-12-14 11:26:58 PM  
It's almost refreshing to see that Trump isn't set just on destroying the U.S., but the world at large.

If yer gunna do it, do it big.

/Farking Dotard
 
2017-12-14 11:28:33 PM  
BECAUSE OF TRUMP, JESUS'S HOMETOWN, NAZARETH, IS CANCELING CHRISTMAS

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2017-12-14 11:29:56 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: Heart breaker soul shaker, i've been told about you.


They were messing with a sonuvabiatch
 
2017-12-14 11:53:45 PM  
But don't worry, it's not a big Christmas town.
 
2017-12-15 12:04:18 AM  
It's weird/not weird how many men in the Middle East liken themselves to Trump.
 
2017-12-15 12:04:33 AM  

HighOnCraic: But don't worry, it's not a big Christmas town.


Trying to picture Nazarenes speaking with a Boston accent.
 
2017-12-15 12:08:03 AM  

HighOnCraic: But don't worry, it's not a big Christmas town.


It's not that Trump is less popular, it's just that his appeal is becoming more selective
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2017-12-15 12:15:17 AM  

randomjsa: "Because of Trump!"

And not the violent raging Islamic death cult I guess.
And before you ask, yes, Christianity is also a death cult, they're just not as violent now.


They settle over time.
Islam came about in about 600ish AD... what were the Christians doing 600 years ago?
 
2017-12-15 12:17:11 AM  

Sin'sHero: HighOnCraic: But don't worry, it's not a big Christmas town.

Trying to picture Nazarenes speaking with a Boston accent.


Dey pahk deh cah in Anbah Yahd.
 
2017-12-15 12:18:05 AM  

redrumten: Zombie DJ: "Anti Christ so evil, city of Christ's birth closed "

Underrated post.


Username checks out. You are a prophet, sir!
 
2017-12-15 12:18:37 AM  

Amish Tech Support: "Sometimes that reindeer, he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. Y'know the thing about a reindeer, he's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'... until he bites ya. And those black eyes roll over white, and then... oh, then you hear that terrible high-pitch screamin', the snow turns red, and spite of all the poundin' and the hollerin', they all come in and they... rip you to pieces."

Lieutenant Chester Weebles - First Polar Infantry Division


yoink
 
2017-12-15 12:21:52 AM  
Muslims found something offensive.  Haha
 
2017-12-15 12:41:40 AM  

AngryTeacher: ImOscar: Even in the War on Christmas, a house divided cannot stand.

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I just got home from a junior high band concert. The band director introduced the last song, then said, "I hope you have a nice holiday." Someone in the back yelled, "It's called Christmas!"

That's where we are....  someone wishes a group of people a nice day and someone has to reply angrily because they did not use the words they wanted.


Yeah, but the reason they need to MAGA is the politically correct snowflakes won't let him say "ni-BONG" anymore.
 
2017-12-15 12:46:09 AM  
Good.  Maybe give Christians a more legitimate reason to get worked up than "I had to read Happy Holidays on a sign"
 
2017-12-15 12:47:49 AM  
So I assume Fox News is going to shiat all over Israel now, wait for it,,,,No?
 
2017-12-15 01:03:46 AM  

Samsquantch: HighOnCraic: But don't worry, it's not a big Christmas town.

It's not that Trump is less popular, it's just that his appeal is becoming more selective
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You know what I do? I make America great again. I prise the rent out of the local Hebrews!
 
2017-12-15 01:15:15 AM  

Telephone Sanitizer Second Class: Samsquantch: HighOnCraic: But don't worry, it's not a big Christmas town.

It's not that Trump is less popular, it's just that his appeal is becoming more selective
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You know what I do? I make America great again. I prise the rent out of the local Hebrews!


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David St. Hubbins: Where did they print that?
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2017-12-15 05:15:20 AM  

delathi: randomjsa: "Because of Trump!"

And not the violent raging Islamic death cult I guess.
And before you ask, yes, Christianity is also a death cult, they're just not as violent now.

They settle over time.
Islam came about in about 600ish AD... what were the Christians doing 600 years ago?


No, people mellow out with increased prosperity. It has nothing to do with religions "settling".
The West got to a good place, the culture improved, and religion was told to cut that shiat out. If the West was in the same situation as the Middle East is in at the minute Christianity would be every bit the enabler of violence that any other religion is in poor areas.

Christianity in poorer parts of Africa isn't the bees knees for LGBT people, for example.

The only way to get Islamic areas experiencing violence is to stop blowing up their infrastructure every 10 - 20 years, and investing in education and welfare programmes. It takes a long time to change a culture, but areas with long periods of stability and proper investment can start to turn things around so long as you don''t sow a load of problems for the future, like arbitrary borders forcing together and breaking up ethnic groups.....oops.

/Religions are like evolution, they react to current conditions; they're not on a pre-programmed path that takes about 1900 years from date of inception.
//Because they are made up of people who seem to be interpreting their holy books to fit their current conditions.
 
2017-12-15 05:44:34 AM  
You would think the citizens of a country would be happy that another country decided to recognize your capital city. Otherwise, they don't sound like good citizens. One might say they sound like enemies of their own country, which is a predicament.
 
2017-12-15 08:31:36 AM  

AngryTeacher: ImOscar: Even in the War on Christmas, a house divided cannot stand.

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I just got home from a junior high band concert. The band director introduced the last song, then said, "I hope you have a nice holiday." Someone in the back yelled, "It's called Christmas!"

That's where we are....  someone wishes a group of people a nice day and someone has to reply angrily because they did not use the words they wanted.

This is what we call a teachable moment. The Band Director needed to say, "I'm sorry. Everyone have a nice Holiday- except for that guy. fark that guy."
 
2017-12-15 11:23:10 AM  

randomjsa: "Because of Trump!"

And not the violent raging Islamic death cult I guess.

And before you ask, yes, Christianity is also a death cult, they're just not as violent now.


Different aim, is all.  Muslims kill men in the name of God.  Christians kill God in the name of men.
 
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