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(Yahoo)   Scientists say your next hummer might kill you   ( ) divider line
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17191 clicks; posted to Main » on 14 Jan 2002 at 8:31 AM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-01-14 08:35:16 AM  
I only like hummer jobs.....
2002-01-14 08:39:29 AM  
Rectum? Darn near killed 'em
2002-01-14 08:39:37 AM  
Maybe if you get run over by a Hummer...
2002-01-14 08:40:07 AM  
Who's giving hummers?!?!
Rat [TotalFark]
2002-01-14 08:43:17 AM  
Dr. Dennis H. Osmond -- sole proprietor of the san francisco hummer-mobile

not exactly what I'd like to be famous for
2002-01-14 08:45:07 AM  
That's just freaky... oh well, think Clinton will die soon?
2002-01-14 08:48:42 AM  
Now that's just nasty.
2002-01-14 08:49:25 AM  
hmmmm....somebody should tell Fb-....
2002-01-14 08:50:02 AM  
My wand is in need of hummers!
2002-01-14 08:53:16 AM  
It is a risk I am willing to take. They do mean getting them, right..?
2002-01-14 08:55:09 AM  
AIDS in transmitted by sex? Really?
2002-01-14 08:55:26 AM  
Two words... Saran Wrap...
2002-01-14 08:56:14 AM  
And if I don't get blown regularly, the stress could kill me. And if it doesn't, we all die in the end anyway.
2002-01-14 08:56:38 AM  
Obvious solution: get head worth dying for. Zing!
2002-01-14 08:57:48 AM  
Protected oral sex? Ah jeez, must they take the fun out of everything?
2002-01-14 08:57:55 AM  
2002-01-14 09:00:24 AM  
Hey, at least I know that my girlfriend, Ms. Rosy Palms, is HIV-free!
2002-01-14 09:02:14 AM  
Skin lesions can't scare me away from getting oral dammit!
2002-01-14 09:03:00 AM  
So you guys should beware when a chick tells you that she gives killer head.
2002-01-14 09:04:57 AM  
No comment.
2002-01-14 09:11:13 AM  
Damn it, don't let the womenfolk see this one. Cmon guys be smarter than that.
2002-01-14 09:17:21 AM  
2002-01-14 09:19:22 AM  
If hummers cause death, then the terrorists have already won.
2002-01-14 09:20:27 AM  
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"No way Dude, Your nuts if you thing I can get that in my mouth!"
2002-01-14 09:21:14 AM  
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"No way Dude, Your nuts if you thing I can get that in my mouth!"
2002-01-14 09:21:21 AM  
Okay so basically don't accept BJ's from gay males? And no gay anal sex? Fine with me!
2002-01-14 09:22:18 AM  
nice caption Moestooge
2002-01-14 09:22:33 AM  
OK, so who's going to be the first brain-dead homophobe to post something about herpes not affecting him because he's not a fag?
2002-01-14 09:22:36 AM  
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2002-01-14 09:25:10 AM  
MalibuPJ - Six words actually:

Saran Wrap and a rubber band.
2002-01-14 09:30:12 AM  

1) Homophobe implies an irrational fear.
2) Where did herpes come from?
3) As long as you're not blowing dick-smoking rump rangers, you have nothing to worry about.
2002-01-14 09:30:58 AM  
Doofy- funny! Saran wrap?! WTF. Fark that.
2002-01-14 09:33:55 AM  
Mayoboy You also don't have to worry about typhoid.
2002-01-14 09:34:44 AM  
To all those that suggest saran wrap, does your food taste better wrapped in plastic?
2002-01-14 09:36:04 AM  
Funny, reading the article it's almost as though there's a corrolation between gays and AIDS.
2002-01-14 09:38:13 AM  
``We think the data strongly suggest that avoiding unprotected anal intercourse is not enough to avoid acquiring this viral infection,''

Can someone say - Obvious?
2002-01-14 10:07:19 AM  

Name one male being who would, without reservation, allow a rubber band around their John Thomas and the hummer is on me... k?...

Besides... Wire twist-ties are more fashionable...
2002-01-14 10:10:07 AM  
This article is unintentionally deceptive. Kaposi's affects straight people, too - in fact, in its initial documentation in the 1870s, it was described as a disease that effects elderly jews and africans. It was first documented in *large amounts* in the *US* in the gay community (men only), because that is where AIDS started in the US (In most countries, AIDS was initially spread by prostitutes) (It shows up in AIDS populations because it mainly shows up where the immune system is weak - for example, it used to be mainly documented in transplant patients for a good while, since they were on heavy immunosuppressants.

Also, Kaposi's is rarely fatal. Just so you know.
2002-01-14 10:13:38 AM  
"Scientists say your next Hummer will kill you"....

I admit I was REALLY mislead by that title! I was thinking either Hum-Vee or Hummingbird. I stand totally corrected.
2002-01-14 10:14:09 AM  
A world without Hummers, would be a world I would not wish to live in.

(Hand dramatically flies to forehead...)
2002-01-14 10:15:53 AM  
Does the guy in that picture shave his legs?
2002-01-14 10:19:52 AM  
2002-01-14 10:47:52 AM  
Fb- The guy looks as if he usually would not have any problems with humming.
2002-01-14 10:47:53 AM  
Only way you can die from a hummer is to have a heart attack. What a way to go! Probably the best way to die.
2002-01-14 10:50:45 AM  
Well, if the first 10,000 didn't kill me, I think I'll press my luck.
2002-01-14 10:55:31 AM  
"FB- Does the guy in that picture shave his legs?"

Of course he does. The Kaposi's sarcoma gets agitated and inflamed if he doesn't. Plus it makes it easier to slide around on the seats of that Hummer. Friction and all that scientific Mummo Jumbo.
2002-01-14 10:57:42 AM  
Fb- Could the Soldier in the above picture be arrested for Soliciting?

That's the real question. And does the above soldier know about the dangers of Hot Oral Sex? Will he use a government issued condom or risk it all by choosing whats in the behind of door #3?
2002-01-14 11:30:39 AM  
Anything can kill you. What the hell are we supposed to do have sex in bio-protective suits? Fark that shiat!
2002-01-14 11:34:42 AM  
Ineos I would say no. Goverment issued condoms come in these strange tins & require a key to open. Sort of like those damn sardine things. God I hate sardines, their all salty and fishy. Like the first time my best friends mom made me go down on her. It was like she had just taken a nasty coffee-piss & didn't wipe. Would someone please tell me why coffee-piss smells soo damn bad? I mean it's like salt acid & skunk-scent coming out of you and skunks stink, but I seem to enjoy their smell even though most people don't because the smell of skunks makes them sick, but I think it smells like coffee and coffee is good, especially early in the morning when your going hunting or fishing and it's really cold...
2002-01-14 11:54:08 AM  
But did she taste like coffee?
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