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(C-SPAN)   It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a Grue. No light or hope can escape the black hole of hate that is Sanders. This is YOUR WH Press Briefing (LGT C-SPAN @ 1400'ish)   ( c-span.org) divider line
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2017-12-11 10:56:30 AM  
I wanna cast . . . Magic Missle!
 
2017-12-11 11:01:24 AM  
I look forward to many thoughtful answers such as "I haven't spoken to the president about that" and "I'll get back to you on that" and "I'll have to refer you to _______ on that."
 
2017-12-11 11:14:01 AM  
I hope she ate a spoiled breakfast burrito and has the squirts all day
 
2017-12-11 11:16:53 AM  
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2017-12-11 11:26:45 AM  
XYZZY
 
2017-12-11 12:13:15 PM  
I'm flashing to Pitch Black... "Looks clear." *people go out, and get attacked*
 
2017-12-11 12:13:53 PM  
I'll be sure to be around an hour later than that time so I can be early for the press briefing.
 
2017-12-11 12:15:44 PM  
I am surprised this hasn't been canceled yet.

I look forward to Satan Huckabee Sanders fighting with the reporters about their fake news and how she "already answered that" and maybe she'll even read another phony letter from a Trump supporter.
 
Azz
2017-12-11 12:21:09 PM  
Aren't these SHS press briefings redundant?

The daily dose of bullshiat gets disseminated by the orangutan via Twitter. There is no need for an intermediary regurgitator of said bullshiat to do the same in person.

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d23 [BareFark]
2017-12-11 12:21:42 PM  
It's as if lying actually does something evil to your soul.

Hmmmm....
 
2017-12-11 12:23:15 PM  
It's the gloating and "vindication" on Wednesday that I'm not looking forward to.
 
2017-12-11 12:23:22 PM  
Sure, subby. Fool me 244 times, shame on you.
 
2017-12-11 12:28:55 PM  
Forget Grue, I would pay top dollar to see Tattletale at one of these press briefings. That would be hilarious.

/obscure?
 
2017-12-11 12:29:21 PM  
MC Frontalot - It Is Pitch Dark
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2017-12-11 12:31:51 PM  
The next time she (huckabee-sanders) says that the american people made their voice clear in regards to electing a known sexual predator, I hope a "journalist" in the room reminds her that 45 actually lost the popular vote.  Liberal media my ass.
 
2017-12-11 12:32:26 PM  
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2017-12-11 12:33:20 PM  
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2017-12-11 12:36:12 PM  
Pitch Black is a fine movie. I think I'm going to re-watch it tonight.
 
2017-12-11 12:47:15 PM  
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2017-12-11 12:48:24 PM  

HallsOfMandos: The next time she (huckabee-sanders) says that the american people made their voice clear in regards to electing a known sexual predator, I hope a "journalist" in the room reminds her that 45 actually lost the popular vote.  Liberal media my ass.


There are a lot of simple facts that the press pool has managed to not bring up during these briefings.  It is entirely frustrating that they let her get away with stream of consciousness bullshiat day in day out without any sort of immediate correction with fact.
 
2017-12-11 01:05:51 PM  

bobug: I'm flashing to Pitch Black... "Looks clear." *people go out, and get attacked*


How's it look now?!
 
2017-12-11 01:07:50 PM  
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2017-12-11 01:08:41 PM  
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2017-12-11 01:08:57 PM  

Tr0mBoNe: Pitch Black is a fine movie. I think I'm going to re-watch it tonight.


Why not just re-watch it while we're waiting for this thing to start?  You can read "War & Peace" after you are done with the movie.  Then you can take a nap.  It might have started by the time you wake up.  Maybe.
 
2017-12-11 01:09:41 PM  
Being eaten by a grue because you went W instead of E and the game decided two moves later that your lantern spontaneous ran out of oil is happyfuntimes for a kid.

Also, probably more entertaining than this presser.
 
2017-12-11 01:10:57 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: ...There are a lot of simple facts that the press pool has managed to not bring up during these briefings.  It is entirely frustrating that they let her get away with stream of consciousness bullshiat day in day out without any sort of immediate correction with fact.


When you remember that the "liberal" press is actually owned by the 1%, then it makes sense.
 
2017-12-11 01:12:14 PM  

born_yesterday: bobug: I'm flashing to Pitch Black... "Looks clear." *people go out, and get attacked*

How's it look now?!


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Looks clear :)
 
2017-12-11 01:12:47 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: HallsOfMandos: The next time she (huckabee-sanders) says that the american people made their voice clear in regards to electing a known sexual predator, I hope a "journalist" in the room reminds her that 45 actually lost the popular vote.  Liberal media my ass.

There are a lot of simple facts that the press pool has managed to not bring up during these briefings.  It is entirely frustrating that they let her get away with stream of consciousness bullshiat day in day out without any sort of immediate correction with fact.


Eventually the fear of having their WH credentials revoked will go away. Should've already, but hey...
 
2017-12-11 01:12:49 PM  

vrax: Tr0mBoNe: Pitch Black is a fine movie. I think I'm going to re-watch it tonight.

Why not just re-watch it while we're waiting for this thing to start?  You can read "War & Peace" after you are done with the movie.  Then you can take a nap.  It might have started by the time you wake up.  Maybe.


Perhaps. I need to write this 100,000 line modification to this old monolithic processing pipeline.. I should have enough time to run some unit tests, too.
 
2017-12-11 01:15:24 PM  
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2017-12-11 01:15:29 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: I hope she ate a spoiled breakfast burrito and has the squirts all day


She'll be shiatting all over the place with or without the help of a rancid burrito.
/Rancid Burrito will be the name of my punk-mariachi fusion band
 
2017-12-11 01:16:55 PM  

Unbridled Apathy: I wanna cast . . . Magic Missle!

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2017-12-11 01:17:08 PM  
What a lying fat pig.
 
2017-12-11 01:19:10 PM  

giantmeteor: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: I hope she ate a spoiled breakfast burrito and has the squirts all day

She'll be shiatting all over the place with or without the help of a rancid burrito.
/Rancid Burrito will be the name of my punk-mariachi fusion band


Black coat, white shoes, Cadillac
Yeah the boy's a time bomb

ARRRIBA!!!!
 
2017-12-11 01:19:24 PM  

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I'm attacking the darkness!
 
2017-12-11 01:22:54 PM  
30 minutes late, time-eating guest, couple condescending non-answers to questions, chide reporters on how tight for time they are, smokebomb.
 
2017-12-11 01:23:36 PM  
Trump Press Secretary: Because as it turns out there are some things you can't pay a lawyer to do.
 
2017-12-11 01:24:22 PM  
So the real question is, does she believe the shiat she says,

Is she a true believer?

Does she know shes telling lies day in day out?

Does she care, or is telling a lie, just A-OK to her?
 
2017-12-11 01:25:57 PM  

Tr0mBoNe: vrax: Tr0mBoNe: Pitch Black is a fine movie. I think I'm going to re-watch it tonight.

Why not just re-watch it while we're waiting for this thing to start?  You can read "War & Peace" after you are done with the movie.  Then you can take a nap.  It might have started by the time you wake up.  Maybe.

Perhaps. I need to write this 100,000 line modification to this old monolithic processing pipeline.. I should have enough time to run some unit tests, too.


100,000 lines and a few tests?  What are you going to do for the rest of the time?
 
2017-12-11 01:26:59 PM  
Frog's Theme - Chrono Trigger- Mariachi Cover
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2017-12-11 01:29:08 PM  

JustToLetYouKnowFriend: So the real question is, does she believe the shiat she says,

Is she a true believer?

Does she know shes telling lies day in day out?

Does she care, or is telling a lie, just A-OK to her?


She's an evangelical.  So, the answers are 'YES'. 'JESUS', and 'JESUS'.
 
2017-12-11 01:29:09 PM  

Tr0mBoNe: Pitch Black is a fine movie. I think I'm going to re-watch it tonight.


I like the sequel more.  But, then again, I'm weird.
 
2017-12-11 01:29:29 PM  

JustToLetYouKnowFriend: So the real question is, does she believe the shiat she says,

Is she a true believer?

Does she know shes telling lies day in day out?

Does she care, or is telling a lie, just A-OK to her?


Is she crazy?

Is she high?

Or is she just telling some ordinary lies?

Can you hear me, Doctor Wu?
 
2017-12-11 01:30:39 PM  
This thread is now mariachi

Terra - Final Fantasy VI - Mariachi Cover - 1st birthday MES!!!!
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2017-12-11 01:30:46 PM  

The Third Man: JustToLetYouKnowFriend: So the real question is, does she believe the shiat she says,

Is she a true believer?

Does she know shes telling lies day in day out?

Does she care, or is telling a lie, just A-OK to her?

Is she crazy?

Is she high?

Or is she just telling some ordinary lies?

Can you hear me, Doctor Wu?


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2017-12-11 01:31:00 PM  

JustToLetYouKnowFriend: So the real question is, does she believe the shiat she says,

Is she a true believer?

Does she know shes telling lies day in day out?

Does she care, or is telling a lie, just A-OK to her?


I don't think she cares about anything except saving her own hide. So she is going to trot out the party line each and every day with her distinct brand of disdain and hatred. She has a comfy job and fark you, that's why.
 
2017-12-11 01:32:25 PM  
I thought we reported the Press Briefings as A press briefing, not your press briefing.

/You know
//To not imply ownership
 
2017-12-11 01:33:34 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: HallsOfMandos: The next time she (huckabee-sanders) says that the american people made their voice clear in regards to electing a known sexual predator, I hope a "journalist" in the room reminds her that 45 actually lost the popular vote.  Liberal media my ass.

There are a lot of simple facts that the press pool has managed to not bring up during these briefings.  It is entirely frustrating that they let her get away with stream of consciousness bullshiat day in day out without any sort of immediate correction with fact.


Yeah, the excuse of "they'll cut out our access!" seems more lame all the time. They just seem toothless at this point.
 
2017-12-11 01:33:40 PM  

JustToLetYouKnowFriend: So the real question is, does she believe the shiat she says,

Is she a true believer?

Does she know shes telling lies day in day out?

Does she care, or is telling a lie, just A-OK to her?


Personally? I believe she's a Dominionist, like Pence. So any lie, any deception or horrible act, is OK if it gets them what they want. She's obviously contemptuous of the press, and looks at them like inferiors. She acts like she's doing them a favor.
 
2017-12-11 01:33:54 PM  
Also, I'm back. For a bit.

/Because apparently I can't run away from Fark for more than three days
 
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