Do you have adblock enabled?
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Twitter)   When you threaten someone's life on Twitter, try not to show your license plate   ( twitter.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, World Wide Web, Twitter Developer Agreement, Internet, Tweet location history, Twitter content, Web 2.0, Website, third-party applications  
•       •       •

6536 clicks; posted to Main » on 11 Dec 2017 at 4:24 AM (10 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



67 Comments     (+0 »)
 
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


Oldest | « | 1 | 2 | » | Newest | Show all

 
2017-12-11 12:27:17 AM  
Original Tweet:

 
2017-12-11 12:59:19 AM  
Heh. I miss the smoke and flash of a good, self-placed petard...
 
2017-12-11 01:24:57 AM  
img.fark.netView Full Size


img.fark.netView Full Size
 
2017-12-11 04:32:10 AM  
The Dead Milkmen: Bitchin' Camaro
Youtube 1v3CzvQ9e_w
 
2017-12-11 04:34:47 AM  
Stupid is as stupid does....
 
2017-12-11 04:35:22 AM  
Without much backstory, this just appears to be two escapees from the Maury Povich show.
 
2017-12-11 04:37:51 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Without much backstory, this just appears to be two escapees from the Maury Povich show.


@camarogirl, you are NOT the father.
 
2017-12-11 04:39:31 AM  
Can't the guy just go to the cops with this, or is he just craving internet outrage and/or mob justice?
 
2017-12-11 04:41:33 AM  

CarnySaur: Can't the guy just go to the cops with this, or is he just craving internet outrage and/or mob justice?


Go click on the twit from Jonathon Ford in Original.
 
AOW
2017-12-11 04:41:45 AM  
Unless theres more backstory I missed it looks less like a death threat and more of a "I wish bad karma on you" type comment
 
2017-12-11 04:42:30 AM  
So it's time to be this guy's personal army?
 
2017-12-11 04:46:45 AM  
I'm sure she's filled with Christian love and her tweet was taken entirely out of context.  It was probably quoting the prophet Isaiah.
 
2017-12-11 04:47:39 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Without much backstory, this just appears to be two escapees from the Maury Povich show.


The backstory seems to be that a seriously unhinged Trumper is sending threats to someone in the anti-Trump camp.
 
2017-12-11 04:48:48 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Without much backstory, this just appears to be two escapees from the Maury Povich show.


Thank God, I was wondering if I lost all comprehension.
Yeah, this tweet starts at the end of a story, and I'm not going through a whole feed to see the rest, could take an hour.
 
2017-12-11 04:50:25 AM  

piltdown: So it's time to be this guy's personal army?


Take off every 'ZIG'.

For great justice.
 
2017-12-11 04:50:57 AM  

drxym: AverageAmericanGuy: Without much backstory, this just appears to be two escapees from the Maury Povich show.

The backstory seems to be that a seriously unhinged Trumper is sending threats to someone in the anti-Trump camp.


What threats, exactly? Pretty wide word.
 
2017-12-11 04:53:58 AM  
No PSA tag?
 
2017-12-11 04:58:52 AM  

starsrift: piltdown: So it's time to be this guy's personal army?

Take off every 'ZIG'.

For great justice.


You know what you doing?
 
2017-12-11 05:03:26 AM  

Cpl.D: starsrift: piltdown: So it's time to be this guy's personal army?

Take off every 'ZIG'.

For great justice.

You know what you doing?


Be careful.

Somebody set us up the bomb.
 
2017-12-11 05:16:49 AM  
Yeah I'm not trying to dissect that load of twitter-shiatter.
 
2017-12-11 05:17:21 AM  

lindalouwho: What threats, exactly? Pretty wide word.


Click on the link. Seems like a fairly clear threat to me.
 
2017-12-11 05:20:28 AM  
I also inform the FBI whenever I get mad on the internet.  In fact, just yesterday I contacted them 386 times.
 
2017-12-11 05:21:01 AM  
So two assholes argue, one makes a threat along the lines of Billy Madison's prediction of the O'Doyle family, the other enlists the aid of thousands of followers to identify, harass, and report to the FBI the other.

Thank you, subby, for introducing this shiatty slapfight that I may despise everyone involved.
 
2017-12-11 05:23:56 AM  
img.fark.netView Full Size
 
2017-12-11 05:34:21 AM  

drxym: lindalouwho: What threats, exactly? Pretty wide word.

Click on the link. Seems like a fairly clear threat to me.


Whoa I replied to you but it disappeared...

Nope, that's people replying to what we read. You'd have to click on his name d sort through the whole feed to get the facts. Not interesting enough, he's just an excitable boy.
 
2017-12-11 05:57:05 AM  

CarnySaur: Can't the guy just go to the cops with this, or is he just craving internet outrage and/or mob justice?


In my experience, filing a report for anything having to do with tech is useless.  I get this from all the reports of people telling local LEOs exactly where their stolen phones/computers are.
 
2017-12-11 05:59:49 AM  
White trash gonna trash.
 
2017-12-11 06:08:04 AM  
So we're just greening random Twitter slap fights now?

Congrats subby, for proving there's someone dumber than the people tweeting. Congrats, admin, for proving there's someone dumber than subby.
 
2017-12-11 06:11:29 AM  

CarnySaur: Can't the guy just go to the cops with this, or is he just craving internet outrage and/or mob justice?


He did go to the cops, and she doubled down

grumpfuff: So we're just greening random Twitter slap fights now?

Congrats subby, for proving there's someone dumber than the people tweeting. Congrats, admin, for proving there's someone dumber than subby.


You left a comment. Drew needs that ad money
 
2017-12-11 06:13:49 AM  
Social media is Lucifer's gift to humanity.
 
2017-12-11 06:17:00 AM  
This happens like 300,000 times a day on Twitter.. It's a cesspool..  It's not even not news.
 
2017-12-11 06:21:20 AM  
img.fark.netView Full Size
 
2017-12-11 06:41:51 AM  

fredmcmurray: [YouTube video: The Dead Milkmen: biatchin' Camaro]


I love ya, man
 
2017-12-11 06:45:54 AM  
Protip: Most times take a photo of someone else's car.  Coincidentally, make it another target of your threat hobby.  Watch them fight it out.   It's the KGB way.
 
2017-12-11 07:24:09 AM  

veale728: CarnySaur: Can't the guy just go to the cops with this, or is he just craving internet outrage and/or mob justice?

He did go to the cops, and she doubled down

grumpfuff: So we're just greening random Twitter slap fights now?

Congrats subby, for proving there's someone dumber than the people tweeting. Congrats, admin, for proving there's someone dumber than subby.

You left a comment. Drew needs that ad money


Hmmm.
Ad money you say.
Between UBlock, Ghostery and AdBlock Plus there are no Ad's.

s.faketrumptweet.comView Full Size
 
2017-12-11 07:27:22 AM  
It's not really a threat, but a warning of karma vis-a-vis the practice of SJWs to block traffic and then get run over when they get violent against people in the cars they block.
 
2017-12-11 07:29:31 AM  

grumpfuff: So we're just greening random Twitter slap fights now?

Congrats subby, for proving there's someone dumber than the people tweeting. Congrats, admin, for proving there's someone dumber than subby.


You know it's possible subby and the admin are the same person.
 
2017-12-11 07:41:50 AM  
Ohmygodwhothehellcares.jpg
 
2017-12-11 08:39:18 AM  
What the hell is this shiat?  It's like I was flicking through channels and came across a retarded version of the Morton Downey Jr. show.
 
hej
2017-12-11 08:41:39 AM  
Am I supposed to know or care what this is about?
 
2017-12-11 09:08:38 AM  
weknowmemes.comView Full Size
 
2017-12-11 09:26:09 AM  
img.fark.netView Full Size
 
2017-12-11 09:46:19 AM  

grumpfuff: So we're just greening random Twitter slap fights now?

Congrats subby, for proving there's someone dumber than the people tweeting. Congrats, admin, for proving there's someone dumber than subby.


This.

I honestly don't know why Twitter posts, or tweets if that's what they're called, are even being used as links. Twitter is a social network where users can post short, inconsequential bits of information. It was never meant as a platform for journalism.
 
2017-12-11 09:52:53 AM  
So, there will be a 91 Camaro up for sale?
 
2017-12-11 09:59:15 AM  

ReapTheChaos: grumpfuff: So we're just greening random Twitter slap fights now?

Congrats subby, for proving there's someone dumber than the people tweeting. Congrats, admin, for proving there's someone dumber than subby.

This.

I honestly don't know why Twitter posts, or tweets if that's what they're called, are even being used as links. Twitter is a social network where users can post short, inconsequential bits of information. It was never meant as a platform for journalism.


So you're saying it's not news?
 
2017-12-11 10:06:20 AM  
Twitter makes Facebook look like a Mensa meeting.
 
2017-12-11 10:23:19 AM  

Loaded Six String: So two assholes argue, one makes a threat along the lines of Billy Madison's prediction of the O'Doyle family, the other enlists the aid of thousands of followers to identify, harass, and report to the FBI the other.

Thank you, subby, for introducing this shiatty slapfight that I may despise everyone involved.


 Конечно, ты white-knightуешь фашисточку, товарищ. Как было-бы иначе?

Между нами, где ты нашел какой громадный IMAX проектор?
 
2017-12-11 10:33:25 AM  

LaughingRadish: It's not really a threat, but a warning of karma vis-a-vis the practice of SJWs to block traffic and then get run over when they get violent against people in the cars they block.


Considering that one of the Single Jewish Women who protest might be a daughter of mine, threatening to run her over might induce me to point the FBI in your direction, pseudonymous internet jackass commenter.
Should I have coffee with the Special Agent two doors down or the federal judge across the street first? 

Hints:
My coffee is famous in the neighborhood: They don't complain about me roasting it any more.
Both federal courts and the FBI have jurisdiction that crosses state lines.
My comment is entirely serious.
 
2017-12-11 10:48:13 AM  

demaL-demaL-yeH: Loaded Six String: So two assholes argue, one makes a threat along the lines of Billy Madison's prediction of the O'Doyle family, the other enlists the aid of thousands of followers to identify, harass, and report to the FBI the other.

Thank you, subby, for introducing this shiatty slapfight that I may despise everyone involved.

 Конечно, ты white-knightуешь фашисточку, товарищ. Как было-бы иначе?

Между нами, где ты нашел какой громадный IMAX проектор?


I was born in West Berlin. Have the courage to make your specious accusation in English, Cold Warrior.
 
2017-12-11 10:52:20 AM  

demaL-demaL-yeH: LaughingRadish: It's not really a threat, but a warning of karma vis-a-vis the practice of SJWs to block traffic and then get run over when they get violent against people in the cars they block.

Considering that one of the Single Jewish Women who protest might be a daughter of mine, threatening to run her over might induce me to point the FBI in your direction, pseudonymous internet jackass commenter.
Should I have coffee with the Special Agent two doors down or the federal judge across the street first? 

Hints:
My coffee is famous in the neighborhood: They don't complain about me roasting it any more.
Both federal courts and the FBI have jurisdiction that crosses state lines.
My comment is entirely serious.


Take it to twitter sister.
 
Displayed 50 of 67 comments


Oldest | « | 1 | 2 | » | Newest | Show all


View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking

On Twitter





Top Commented
Javascript is required to view headlines in widget.
  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.

Report