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2017-12-07 11:44:36 AM  
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2017-12-07 12:08:58 PM  
Tito's even.
That's some major league alcohol abuse.
 
2017-12-07 12:48:47 PM  
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2017-12-07 02:21:33 PM  
They spelled Vodak wrong.
 
2017-12-07 02:21:49 PM  
So what do we have here? Philly Cheese Steak infused vodka or Philly Cream Cheese infused vodka?
 
2017-12-07 02:27:23 PM  
Where's the overturned orange juice truck?
 
2017-12-07 02:29:21 PM  
At least it's not 30,000 pounds of bananas.
 
2017-12-07 02:30:00 PM  
Alcohol abuse at its worst.
 
2017-12-07 02:30:33 PM  
Isn't this considered top shelf at truck stops and dive bars?
 
2017-12-07 02:33:16 PM  

guestguy: Where's the overturned orange juice truck?


WHO IN THE HELL MARKED THIS COMMENT "FUNNY"???!!!

/screwdriver, please
 
2017-12-07 02:33:48 PM  

steklo: So what do we have here? Philly Cheese Steak infused vodka or Philly Cream Cheese infused vodka?


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2017-12-07 02:43:33 PM  
KORPIKLAANI - Vodka (OFFICIAL VIDEO)
Youtube e7kJRGPgvRQ
 
2017-12-07 02:45:06 PM  
Vodka? Pour it out in memory of real booze.
 
2017-12-07 02:47:35 PM  
If it were gin, I'd be there!
 
2017-12-07 02:57:20 PM  

mama2tnt: guestguy: Where's the overturned orange juice truck?

WHO IN THE HELL MARKED THIS COMMENT "FUNNY"???!!!

/screwdriver, please

OK, here you go:

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Oops.
 
2017-12-07 03:00:06 PM  
When reported on Preston and Steve this morning, the traffic person said, "They aren't telling us what spilled".

A minute later I'm in the house watching the news saying that it was vodak.

Now, what that tells me is that, for whatever reason, WMMR was not allowed to say that it was vodak at the time.  And I have no idea why that would be.
 
2017-12-07 03:01:11 PM  
Save the whales vodak!
 
2017-12-07 03:02:46 PM  
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2017-12-07 03:05:12 PM  
Buddy of mine always spells it Wahdkuh as an in-joke and it's funny to see people get stuck in mental loops trying to ask him about spelling his accent out w/o seeming offensive because he deadpans you in eastern bloc and you truly believe he believes he's 100% spelling it right and now must break you.
 
2017-12-07 03:06:23 PM  
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2017-12-07 03:07:18 PM  

ZMugg: mama2tnt: guestguy: Where's the overturned orange juice truck?

WHO IN THE HELL MARKED THIS COMMENT "FUNNY"???!!!

/screwdriver, please
OK, here you go:

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Oops.


We do have a drinking problem around here
 
2017-12-07 03:07:53 PM  
That's a good one subby.
 
2017-12-07 03:12:14 PM  

cowgirl toffee: [media.giphy.com image 850x477][View Full Size image _x_]


You could probably cut your vodka budget quite a bit if you stopped involving your hedgehogs in the bedroom.

/so many quill wounds...
 
2017-12-07 03:15:36 PM  
Should have nabbed a few handles to prep for attending the Lakers game tonight. Usually roll with Sobieski but after the first few, who cares?
 
2017-12-07 03:16:16 PM  

guestguy: cowgirl toffee: [media.giphy.com image 850x477][View Full Size image _x_]

You could probably cut your vodka budget quite a bit if you stopped involving your hedgehogs in the bedroom.

/so many quill wounds...


What are you talking about?  If I drunk vodka I would never be able to feel the quills through the calluses.
 
2017-12-07 03:16:34 PM  

bedonkadonk: steklo: So what do we have here? Philly Cheese Steak infused vodka or Philly Cream Cheese infused vodka?

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Oh dear god. Scrapple. I know what that is. Nasty. It's worse then authentic Brunswick Stew.
 
2017-12-07 03:17:50 PM  
This reminds me to get vodka on the way home (for reals)
 
2017-12-07 03:18:19 PM  

guestguy: cowgirl toffee: [media.giphy.com image 850x477][View Full Size image _x_]

You could probably cut your vodka budget quite a bit if you stopped involving your hedgehogs in the bedroom.

/so many quill wounds...


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2017-12-07 03:18:46 PM  

Eli WhiskeyDik: Tito's even.
That's some major league alcohol abuse.


I like how people treat Tito's as some of high end booze, and charge accordingly. It's cheap, I means it's good, but it's cheap.
 
2017-12-07 03:21:18 PM  

steklo: bedonkadonk: steklo: So what do we have here? Philly Cheese Steak infused vodka or Philly Cream Cheese infused vodka?

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Oh dear god. Scrapple. I know what that is. Nasty. It's worse then authentic Brunswick Stew.


Since it's made from parts not good enough for Spam, I agree.
 
2017-12-07 03:23:53 PM  

steklo: bedonkadonk: steklo: So what do we have here? Philly Cheese Steak infused vodka or Philly Cream Cheese infused vodka?

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Oh dear god. Scrapple. I know what that is. Nasty. It's worse then authentic Brunswick Stew.


Yes, you are correct. Scrapple is offal.
 
2017-12-07 03:24:25 PM  

steklo: So what do we have here? Philly Cheese Steak infused vodka or Philly Cream Cheese infused vodka?


WhyNotBoth.jpg
 
2017-12-07 03:24:39 PM  
Too much crap on the Pittsburgh website. This is better, with pics....
https://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/​l​ocal/Woodhaven-I-95-Crash-462507093.ht​ml
 
2017-12-07 03:25:58 PM  

steklo: bedonkadonk: steklo: So what do we have here? Philly Cheese Steak infused vodka or Philly Cream Cheese infused vodka?

[bevlaw.com image 766x1066][View Full Size image _x_]

Oh dear god. Scrapple. I know what that is. Nasty. It's worse then authentic Brunswick Stew.


You shut your pie hole. Scrapple is a gift from the gods and we should never turn our backs on it. Have it with some eggs on buttered toast as a sandwich and all will be right with the world. Cheese optional.
 
2017-12-07 03:26:46 PM  

cowgirl toffee: guestguy: cowgirl toffee: [media.giphy.com image 850x477][View Full Size image _x_]

You could probably cut your vodka budget quite a bit if you stopped involving your hedgehogs in the bedroom.

/so many quill wounds...

What are you talking about?  If I drunk vodka I would never be able to feel the quills through the calluses.


Yeah, well, my penis doesn't have any calluses...so you can understand my hesitation.
 
2017-12-07 03:32:29 PM  
Not Tito's!
Nooooooooooooooooooooo!
 
2017-12-07 03:46:22 PM  
I bet the guy operating it was a real screwdriver.
 
2017-12-07 03:46:56 PM  
Was this a single-vehicle vodakcident?

/super bored today, sorry
 
2017-12-07 03:52:28 PM  

mama2tnt: guestguy: Where's the overturned orange juice truck?

WHO IN THE HELL MARKED THIS COMMENT "FUNNY"???!!!

/screwdriver, please


Apparently, three people did.

One screwdriver for the young lady, coming up:

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2017-12-07 04:03:44 PM  
Titties is better than Smirnoff. And I consider Smirnoff baseline mixer vodka, so this is indeed tragic.
 
2017-12-07 04:04:29 PM  
Tito's!
 
2017-12-07 04:06:33 PM  

kb7rky: mama2tnt: guestguy: Where's the overturned orange juice truck?

WHO IN THE HELL MARKED THIS COMMENT "FUNNY"???!!!

/screwdriver, please

Apparently, three people did.

One screwdriver for the young lady, coming up:

[brightcove.vo.llnwd.net image 480x270][View Full Size image _x_]


Who the hell drinks them in rocks glasses?  Put it in a pint like normal people!
 
2017-12-07 04:15:04 PM  

bikerbob59: kb7rky: mama2tnt: guestguy: Where's the overturned orange juice truck?

WHO IN THE HELL MARKED THIS COMMENT "FUNNY"???!!!

/screwdriver, please

Apparently, three people did.

One screwdriver for the young lady, coming up:

[brightcove.vo.llnwd.net image 480x270][View Full Size image _x_]

Who the hell drinks them in rocks glasses?  Put it in a pint like normal people!


A screwdriver is equal parts vodka and organge juice. Not everyone needs 8oz of booze before going to work.
 
2017-12-07 04:16:13 PM  

unfarkingbelievable: If it were gin, I'd be there!


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2017-12-07 04:29:39 PM  
Mmmmm, rock vodak!
 
2017-12-07 04:34:12 PM  

max_pooper: A screwdriver is equal parts vodka and organge juice. Not everyone needs 8oz of booze before going to work.


No? Huh. Well, that's a new one on me....
 
2017-12-07 04:37:30 PM  

EmptyCup: steklo: bedonkadonk: steklo: So what do we have here? Philly Cheese Steak infused vodka or Philly Cream Cheese infused vodka?

[bevlaw.com image 766x1066][View Full Size image _x_]

Oh dear god. Scrapple. I know what that is. Nasty. It's worse then authentic Brunswick Stew.

You shut your pie hole. Scrapple is a gift from the gods and we should never turn our backs on it. Have it with some eggs on buttered toast as a sandwich and all will be right with the world. Cheese optional.


Cheese is NOT optional!
 
2017-12-07 04:44:23 PM  

guestguy: cowgirl toffee: guestguy: cowgirl toffee: [media.giphy.com image 850x477][View Full Size image _x_]

You could probably cut your vodka budget quite a bit if you stopped involving your hedgehogs in the bedroom.

/so many quill wounds...

What are you talking about?  If I drunk vodka I would never be able to feel the quills through the calluses.

Yeah, well, my penis doesn't have any calluses...so you can understand my hesitation.


You must crawl before you can walk.
 
2017-12-07 05:16:08 PM  
Quite a number of (D) members of Congress bereft ..
 
2017-12-07 05:25:52 PM  

max_pooper: bikerbob59: kb7rky: mama2tnt: guestguy: Where's the overturned orange juice truck?

WHO IN THE HELL MARKED THIS COMMENT "FUNNY"???!!!

/screwdriver, please

Apparently, three people did.

One screwdriver for the young lady, coming up:

[brightcove.vo.llnwd.net image 480x270][View Full Size image _x_]

Who the hell drinks them in rocks glasses?  Put it in a pint like normal people!

A screwdriver is equal parts vodka and organge juice. Not everyone needs 8oz of booze before going to work.


Organge? That's almost as good as "neotorks" in another thread today.
 
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