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2017-12-06 08:49:47 PM  
I'd name that cat Mary Magdalene for sitting on Jesus' face.
 
2017-12-06 08:58:44 PM  
They don't hate Jesus. They think they ARE Jesus.
 
2017-12-06 09:54:45 PM  

abhorrent1: They don't hate Jesus. They think they ARE Jesus.


A cat will never settle for second billing. Cats are gods.
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2017-12-06 10:36:35 PM  
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2017-12-06 10:48:22 PM  
Cats hate everybody. This isn't news.
 
2017-12-07 12:04:29 AM  
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/I don't know what it means either
//I love that GIS is filled with WTF
 
2017-12-07 12:06:58 AM  

Non Sequitur Man: [img.fark.net image 500x375][View Full Size image _x_]

/I don't know what it means either
//I love that GIS is filled with WTF


But I can do both.
 
2017-12-07 12:10:36 AM  

abhorrent1: Non Sequitur Man: [img.fark.net image 500x375][View Full Size image _x_]

/I don't know what it means either
//I love that GIS is filled with WTF

But I can do both.


That's talent, right there!

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2017-12-07 12:55:32 AM  
Iww.org
 
2017-12-07 12:57:46 AM  
But when I wake up drunk and naked between Mary and Joseph people call the cops.  Go figure.

/I'll bring my furry costume next time.
 
2017-12-07 12:59:26 AM  
I think my cat might be Jewish....I've never seen him eat pork or mix meat with dairy.

In that case, he needs a proper Jewish name...he already has a first name, so I think I'll go with Buddy Roth...it sounds right.

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/Cat thread!
//Post pics of your cats.
 
2017-12-07 01:00:46 AM  
FACT: Cats are agents of Satan.
 
2017-12-07 01:03:04 AM  

The_Sponge: I think my cat might be Jewish....I've never seen him eat pork or mix meat with dairy.

In that case, he needs a proper Jewish name...he already has a first name, so I think I'll go with Buddy Roth...it sounds right.

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/Cat thread!
//Post pics of your cats.


What about Bernie Bernstein?
 
2017-12-07 01:03:24 AM  
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2017-12-07 01:03:42 AM  

Arkanaut: FACT: Cats are agents of Satan.

 
2017-12-07 01:03:47 AM  

Arkanaut: FACT: Cats are agents of Satan.


Dog butt proves it:

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2017-12-07 01:05:48 AM  

Arkanaut: FACT: Cats are agents of Satan.


You can't spell satanic without cats.

/You can't explain that
 
2017-12-07 01:06:43 AM  
Actually, cats hate Dogma.
 
2017-12-07 01:10:33 AM  
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2017-12-07 01:10:38 AM  

8 inches: Actually, cats hate Dogma.


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2017-12-07 01:12:13 AM  
Can't we all just get along
 
2017-12-07 01:12:40 AM  

Mad_Radhu: The_Sponge: I think my cat might be Jewish....I've never seen him eat pork or mix meat with dairy.

In that case, he needs a proper Jewish name...he already has a first name, so I think I'll go with Buddy Roth...it sounds right.

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/Cat thread!
//Post pics of your cats.

What about Bernie Bernstein?


I have to stick with Buddy because that is his name...but Buddy Bernstein sounds good.

/Alcohol and cat threads shouldn't mix.
//*Hic*
 
2017-12-07 01:20:54 AM  

Mister Buttons: But when I wake up drunk and naked between Mary and Joseph people call the cops.  Go figure.

/I'll bring my furry costume next time.


Who needs Mary? Jesus has more holes.
 
2017-12-07 01:28:15 AM  
Why is Joseph dressed in pink?
 
2017-12-07 01:30:56 AM  

nitropissering: Why is Joseph dressed in pink?


He's from Miami.
 
2017-12-07 01:34:36 AM  
Gold, frankincense, and purr.
 
2017-12-07 01:40:20 AM  
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2017-12-07 01:40:25 AM  
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2017-12-07 01:49:40 AM  
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2017-12-07 02:02:30 AM  

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I'm not at all sure I want to know what's going on here
 
2017-12-07 02:02:42 AM  
There, a short ways away, a random plump feline sat nestled in the manger


Holy fat shaming, fer Christ's sake!
 
2017-12-07 02:03:35 AM  

red5ish: [img.fark.net image 494x448]


Um... that makes me feel very weird, I think I might be starting to get it ladies.
 
2017-12-07 02:05:07 AM  

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Goooo
 
2017-12-07 02:08:33 AM  

abhorrent1: They don't hate Jesus. They think they ARE Jesus.


"I come not to be served but to serve."

Nope, not anything like cats.
 
2017-12-07 02:13:41 AM  

red5ish: [img.fark.net image 494x448]


Iww.org
 
2017-12-07 02:18:47 AM  
I've Got A Cat - Charles Webster's Latin Lovers mix - The Method
Youtube Qe0J9WFIkbk
 
2017-12-07 02:45:17 AM  

Arkanaut: FACT: Cats are agents of Satan.


Incorrect. Satan is an agent of the cats.
 
2017-12-07 03:01:39 AM  
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2017-12-07 03:55:48 AM  

MechaPyx: [img.fark.net image 413x550]


That caption is a lot more disturbing with what looks to be a large butt plug in the foreground
 
2017-12-07 04:34:45 AM  

Troy Aikman's Giant Thumbs: MechaPyx: [img.fark.net image 413x550]

That caption is a lot more disturbing with what looks to be a large butt plug in the foreground



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2017-12-07 04:47:14 AM  

Troy Aikman's Giant Thumbs: MechaPyx: [img.fark.net image 413x550]

That caption is a lot more disturbing with what looks to be a large butt plug in the foreground


Yeah - that pic is really a most unfortunate crop. Or fortunate, depending upon your perspective.
 
2017-12-07 04:49:29 AM  
 A child arrived just the other day.
You know he came to the world
In an unusual way,
But there were goats to herd,
And taxes to pay,
He was conceived while Joe was away.
And he was talking 'for we knew it,
And and as he grew, He said "I'm gonna preach like you John, you know I'm gonna preach like you..."

And the cats in the manger
With a silver doom.
 
2017-12-07 05:42:32 AM  
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2017-12-07 07:12:32 AM  
Random Plump Feline is the name of my Pussycat Dolls plus-sized cover band.
 
2017-12-07 07:36:46 AM  
Jesus is supposed to return as the lion. I suppose they could have fudged the translation.

Or maybe it was changed to seem less scary. Who would you rather be judged by, a lion or a house cat?

/hopefully mine put in a good word for me
//which reminds me, breakfast is late
//COMING YOUR HIGHNESS!
 
2017-12-07 08:13:01 AM  

chawco: Arkanaut: FACT: Cats are agents of Satan.

Incorrect. Satan is an agent of the cats.


This is in fact, the absolute truth.

And I would know.
 
2017-12-07 08:41:10 AM  

aerojockey: abhorrent1: They don't hate Jesus. They think they ARE Jesus.

"I come not to be served but to serve."

Nope, not anything like cats.


"None come to the Father except through me."

Yep, sounds a lot like cats.
 
2017-12-07 08:45:29 AM  
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2017-12-07 08:49:00 AM  

The_Sponge: nitropissering: Why is Joseph dressed in pink?

He's from Miami.


And from Brooklyn...

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2017-12-07 08:56:49 AM  

Troy Aikman's Giant Thumbs: MechaPyx: [img.fark.net image 413x550]

That caption is a lot more disturbing with what looks to be a large butt plug in the foreground


That would explain why the cat looks so disgruntled.
 
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