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(New York Daily News)   What would you get if you combined a duck, a crocodile, an ostrich, and a swan? Something like this   ( nydailynews.com) divider line
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2017-12-06 05:20:59 PM  
Madden's Christmas dinner?
 
2017-12-06 05:42:24 PM  
Man-bear-pig.
 
2017-12-06 06:29:59 PM  
A well fed croc?
 
2017-12-06 07:27:31 PM  
Swaduckrichdile?

Ostducrocswan?
 
2017-12-06 08:14:41 PM  
What about combining an elephant with a pot bellied pig?
 
2017-12-06 08:55:44 PM  
Aflacasaur
 
2017-12-06 10:08:05 PM  
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2017-12-06 10:27:41 PM  
Cute...until it eats you.
 
2017-12-06 10:49:46 PM  
Tastes like chicken
 
2017-12-06 10:53:59 PM  

kbronsito: What about combining an elephant with a pot bellied pig?


Pig and an elephant DNA just won't splice.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?
 
2017-12-06 11:03:04 PM  
The Tower of Babel?
 
2017-12-06 11:27:34 PM  
Ah good, more evidence dug up frorm Gods' heady LSD days, the delightful phase that also brought us

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Not to mention aquatic life, but most of that was shrooms.
 
2017-12-06 11:43:17 PM  
Kirk Cameron's fever dream
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2017-12-07 12:02:36 AM  
A very confused sandwich
 
2017-12-07 12:28:23 AM  
Have any of y'all actually looked at a modern goose's bill and mouth?

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They are horror shows all on their own without throwing in anything else.

And they're nothing like the terror that awaits fish meeting a penguin's maw...

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Just sayin'...
 
2017-12-07 12:33:04 AM  

Marbleisheavy: What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?


A trunky horn? No, a horny trunk . . . you don't know either but I better move, there's one behind me . . .
I give up, what?
 
2017-12-07 01:00:15 AM  
Pretty sure that 50 million years from now some of the animals we see as normal looking will look like strange and disturbing amalgamations of several animal species they will have going then.
 
2017-12-07 01:04:01 AM  

AnudderFreakinFarker: Marbleisheavy: What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

A trunky horn? No, a horny trunk . . . you don't know either but I better move, there's one behind me . . .
I give up, what?


Elephino
 
2017-12-07 01:22:01 AM  
Well.......that just looks farking ridiculous.
 
2017-12-07 01:41:50 AM  
There is also the point, that a duck, an ostrich, and a swan are all birds, which means decendants of the dinosaurs that eventually became ALL birds, so it's sort of redundant to throw all of them in.

And again, "toothy maw" describes a LOT of birds still. We're just looking at the latest model of dinosaurs every time you look at your bird feeders...
 
2017-12-07 01:57:40 AM  
I would say if you combined those things you'd get your funding revoked.
 
2017-12-07 01:59:16 AM  
But how many butts does it have?
 
2017-12-07 03:26:10 AM  
but how does it taste when smoked on a bbq pit?
 
2017-12-07 04:22:21 AM  

gozar_the_destroyer: But how many butts does it have?


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2017-12-07 06:50:38 AM  

Sid_6.7: Swaduckrichdile?

Ostducrocswan?


Daflyingf*ckadile?!?
 
2017-12-07 07:02:15 AM  
A well fed crocodile?
 
2017-12-07 07:05:52 AM  

Giant Clown Shoe: A well fed croc?


You know... I've been on Fark long enough to check the comments first.

And I know I've been on fark long enough to know that the same thing will be within the first 10 or so comments.
 
2017-12-07 08:16:33 AM  

kbronsito: What about combining an elephant with a pot bellied pig?


That's a hippo.
 
2017-12-07 08:59:22 AM  
Duck Dinosaur?
Is that stupid show still on?
 
2017-12-07 09:02:18 AM  
Note: Never trust artists' renderings of paleontological finds. Usually they have little to no relation to the story at hand, and they are often used against science by creationists desperate to create a hole in evolution (Google "Nebraska Man" for an example).
 
2017-12-07 09:46:44 AM  

IlGreven: Note: Never trust artists' renderings of paleontological finds. Usually they have little to no relation to the story at hand, and they are often used against science by creationists desperate to create a hole in evolution (Google "Nebraska Man" for an example).


At least they put feathers on this one.
 
2017-12-07 11:25:12 AM  
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2017-12-07 04:03:00 PM  
NSFW

FU SCIENCE
Youtube TFwHELWXtB0
 
2017-12-07 05:22:46 PM  

dsmith42: Kirk Cameron's fever wet dream
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/FTFY
 
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