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(Daily Mail)   Adult store releases range of Star Wars sex toys. "Use the lube, Luke, don't force it." (Not safe for work)   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2017-12-06 02:28:38 PM  
Luke, I am your daddy.
 
2017-12-06 04:10:30 PM  
I like the Death Star ball gag.
 
2017-12-06 04:44:43 PM  
Looks more like Hulk's dick than Yoda's.

Not that I'd have any actual reference to that other than Thor's reaction upon seeing it.
 
2017-12-06 04:52:27 PM  
who the hell wants to f*ck Yoda? Go Chewie or go home. *RRRRRRRROOOOOOOOORRWWWWWWGGGGGRRR*
 
2017-12-06 04:53:57 PM  
also, anyone else find the notion of C-3PO staring out of your lover's ass a little...mood killing?
 
2017-12-06 04:59:12 PM  

somedude210: also, anyone else find the notion of C-3PO staring out of your lover's ass a little...mood killing?


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2017-12-06 05:34:17 PM  

somedude210: who the hell wants to f*ck Yoda? Go Chewie or go home. *RRRRRRRROOOOOOOOORRWWWWWWGGGGGRRR*


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2017-12-06 05:34:38 PM  
Enjoy the flotilla of Disney lawyers about to land on you.
 
2017-12-06 05:34:52 PM  

somedude210: also, anyone else find the notion of C-3PO staring out of your lover's ass a little...mood killing?


They also missed the perfect opportunity to call it the C-3PooHole
 
2017-12-06 05:54:33 PM  
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2017-12-06 05:55:03 PM  

fusillade762: somedude210: who the hell wants to f*ck Yoda? Go Chewie or go home. *RRRRRRRROOOOOOOOORRWWWWWWGGGGGRRR*

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2017-12-06 06:01:44 PM  
I am placing bets on how long before Disney sues the fark out of them.
 
2017-12-06 06:03:11 PM  
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2017-12-06 06:05:51 PM  

SPARC Pile: I am placing bets on how long before Disney sues the fark out of them.


They can just plead insanity. "Your Honor, I'm just farking Goofy!"
 
2017-12-06 06:07:16 PM  
Was that Yoda dick designed by Liefeld?
 
2017-12-06 06:19:42 PM  
Lube Skywalker
OBen-Wa-Balls-KenobiPrincess Layher
 
2017-12-06 06:21:59 PM  

SPARC Pile: I am placing bets on how long before Disney sues the fark out of them.


They are writing the cease and desist right friggin now
 
2017-12-06 06:35:10 PM  
Bitethepillowewok.jpg

I am disappoint no one posted it.
 
2017-12-06 06:41:01 PM  
Gah. Can't find the Fark thread on the millennium falcon sex toy.

That was a good thread.
 
2017-12-06 06:41:40 PM  
"Ow, ease up on the Force, woulda?!!"
 
2017-12-06 06:42:09 PM  
*wouldja
 
2017-12-06 07:16:35 PM  
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2017-12-06 07:18:42 PM  
Disney probably licensed this stuff. They want to milk that cash cow.
 
2017-12-06 07:21:36 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Looks more like Hulk's dick than Yoda's.


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2017-12-06 07:39:14 PM  
Subby failed by not using 'use the force, lube'
 
2017-12-06 07:48:37 PM  
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2017-12-06 10:58:13 PM  

somedude210: who the hell wants to f*ck Yoda?


Once green you have gone, back you will not go.
 
2017-12-07 12:22:28 AM  
Is there anything resembling a sarlacc pit? Asking for a friend.
 
2017-12-07 01:59:32 AM  

Foolkiller: Is there anything resembling a sarlacc pit? Asking for a friend.


You can throw multiple guys into that thing and not worry about brushing incidents.
 
2017-12-07 05:57:13 AM  
They are about to witness the power of Disney's fully armed and operational legal department.
 
2017-12-07 01:04:19 PM  
Me: Judge me by my size will you?
Her: Yes.
 
2017-12-07 02:52:35 PM  

Metastatic Capricorn: Luke, I am your daddy.


agg hes gone to the brown side
 
2017-12-07 02:53:45 PM  

fusillade762: Enjoy the flotilla of Disney lawyers about to land on you.


wearing trump buttplugs
 
2017-12-07 04:38:26 PM  
"You came in that thing?"
 
2017-12-07 06:23:41 PM  

fusillade762: somedude210: who the hell wants to f*ck Yoda? Go Chewie or go home. *RRRRRRRROOOOOOOOORRWWWWWWGGGGGRRR*

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Came for this, leaving satisfied.

No wait...
 
2017-12-07 10:20:54 PM  
It smells even worse on the inside.
 
2017-12-08 04:25:05 AM  
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