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(CTV News)   Lighthouse keeper learns what not to do in a wolf encounter   ( ctvnews.ca) divider line
    More: Scary, Vancouver Island, Predation, Lighthouse, wolf, Vancouver, English-language films, American films, Running  
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2017-12-06 08:37:37 AM  
Drop trou, shake your butt at it and go "meow meow"?
 
2017-12-06 09:49:29 AM  
Same as a cougar, just keep saying you're not interested and whatever you do don't buy a round of drinks.
 
2017-12-06 09:58:09 AM  
Well I have been told by a few ladies I am a wolf in sheep's clothing, so I can feel for this guy.
 
2017-12-06 10:17:24 AM  
He tried to fix the cable?
 
2017-12-06 10:23:02 AM  
Break glass and duct tape it to your fists?
 
2017-12-06 10:27:24 AM  
Lose?
 
2017-12-06 10:27:45 AM  
Humchitt said his wolf encounter earlier this week wasn't like any he'd experienced in his 17 years on the job.

He's been there 17 years, regularly hears the pack howling and he doesn't even know not to run from them? He just now looks it up? Something tells me he's not there for the hunting...
 
2017-12-06 10:30:54 AM  

TNel: Break glass and duct tape it to your fists?


Can you not remind me of one of the bigger cinematic disappointments in my life?  Thanks.
 
2017-12-06 10:31:41 AM  
Now there's a guy that actually needs a gun.
 
2017-12-06 10:31:55 AM  
What the hell? How did a wolf get up to the top of a lighthouse?
 
2017-12-06 10:32:25 AM  

Wellon Dowd: What the hell? How did a wolf get up to the top of a lighthouse?


Stairs. Duh.
 
2017-12-06 10:33:50 AM  
♫ i wanna maul a lighthouse keeper, and kill him by the side of the sea ♫
 
2017-12-06 10:34:09 AM  
Got away by running.
Advice: Don't run...
 
2017-12-06 10:35:21 AM  

TheSwizz: TNel: Break glass and duct tape it to your fists?

Can you not remind me of one of the bigger cinematic disappointments in my life?  Thanks.


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2017-12-06 10:36:53 AM  
This is Wolf, suggest you alter your course.  No... suggest YOU alter your course... I'm a Wolf... I'm a lighthouse, your move
 
2017-12-06 10:37:09 AM  
Jimmy's getting angry

Got away by running.
Advice: Don't run...


I wouldn't try a second time.
 
2017-12-06 10:38:00 AM  
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2017-12-06 10:38:32 AM  
Sounds like a dire situation.
 
2017-12-06 10:38:35 AM  
The wolf is just looking for his soulmate
 
2017-12-06 10:38:43 AM  
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2017-12-06 10:43:46 AM  
Yeah, this goes for pretty much any animal, predator or prey. Just kinda chill and walk away, don't spook them. If it doesn't cause them to attack you as prey, there's a good chance it could cause them to attack you as a defensive maneuver.

Dog, wolf, or deer, just back up and don't piss them off or get them excited to eat you.
 
2017-12-06 10:43:58 AM  
I Wanna Marry A Lighthouse Keeper
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2017-12-06 10:47:02 AM  
If I've learned anything from Fark, it's that The Wolf doesn't want anyone to start sucking each other's dicks just yet.
 
2017-12-06 10:47:07 AM  

Mikey1969: Yeah, this goes for pretty much any animal, predator or prey. Just kinda chill and walk away, don't spook them. If it doesn't cause them to attack you as prey, there's a good chance it could cause them to attack you as a defensive maneuver.

Dog, wolf, or deer, just back up and don't piss them off or get them excited to eat you.


Please tell me more of these aggressive, carnivorous deer....
 
2017-12-06 10:49:56 AM  
 Is it "Don't interrupt the wolf while he's humping your leg. Just let him finish"?
 
2017-12-06 10:50:25 AM  

ar393: Mikey1969: Yeah, this goes for pretty much any animal, predator or prey. Just kinda chill and walk away, don't spook them. If it doesn't cause them to attack you as prey, there's a good chance it could cause them to attack you as a defensive maneuver.

Dog, wolf, or deer, just back up and don't piss them off or get them excited to eat you.

Please tell me more of these aggressive, carnivorous deer....


Bucks can get mean as hell during the rut.
 
2017-12-06 10:55:35 AM  
Tickle the fluffy doggy's belly, telling him what a good wittle boy he is.
 
2017-12-06 10:56:14 AM  
Everytime I read a lighthouse story I think of Stanley
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2017-12-06 10:56:36 AM  
On a hot summer night, do your offer your heart to the wolf with the red rose?
 
2017-12-06 10:58:10 AM  
The wolf was just chillin' waiting for his helo ride into town


/Glad to know BC still has lighthouse keepers.
 
2017-12-06 10:59:58 AM  
You should get closer to him while giving a huge smile (the more teeth the better!), reach down and scratch between the ears. He'll be your faithful companion forever afterwards.
 
2017-12-06 11:00:10 AM  
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2017-12-06 11:06:20 AM  

Walker: Wellon Dowd: What the hell? How did a wolf get up to the top of a lighthouse?

Stairs. Duh.


Well we know he didn't use the helicopter
 
2017-12-06 11:12:15 AM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: ar393: Mikey1969: Yeah, this goes for pretty much any animal, predator or prey. Just kinda chill and walk away, don't spook them. If it doesn't cause them to attack you as prey, there's a good chance it could cause them to attack you as a defensive maneuver.

Dog, wolf, or deer, just back up and don't piss them off or get them excited to eat you.

Please tell me more of these aggressive, carnivorous deer....

Bucks can get mean as hell during the rut.


Uncle Jimbo?

/youtube commenter-like typing detected.
 
2017-12-06 11:13:22 AM  

ar393: Mikey1969: Yeah, this goes for pretty much any animal, predator or prey. Just kinda chill and walk away, don't spook them. If it doesn't cause them to attack you as prey, there's a good chance it could cause them to attack you as a defensive maneuver.

Dog, wolf, or deer, just back up and don't piss them off or get them excited to eat you.

Please tell me more of these aggressive, carnivorous deer....


Deer may not eat you but they will kick your ass if you give them the chance.

Deer Attack
Youtube khKrd1RNy2U
 
2017-12-06 11:13:24 AM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: ar393: Mikey1969: Yeah, this goes for pretty much any animal, predator or prey. Just kinda chill and walk away, don't spook them. If it doesn't cause them to attack you as prey, there's a good chance it could cause them to attack you as a defensive maneuver.

Dog, wolf, or deer, just back up and don't piss them off or get them excited to eat you.

Please tell me more of these aggressive, carnivorous deer....

Bucks can get mean as hell during the rut.


I had a doe chasing my dog around the house a few years back. My wife opened the door to call the dog, then slammed it shut when the dog and deer started running for it. I ran out, dog came around the corner (third or fourth time around the house at this point) and then the deer, I raised my arms and yelled, deer finally broke pursuit and ran off into the woods.
/CSB

/she must of had a fawn nearby
 
2017-12-06 11:14:30 AM  

Lillya: Walker: Wellon Dowd: What the hell? How did a wolf get up to the top of a lighthouse?

Stairs. Duh.

Well we know he didn't use the helicopter


He did use the helicopter pad. Why would he do that unless he had a helicopter?
 
2017-12-06 11:15:41 AM  

ar393: Mikey1969: Yeah, this goes for pretty much any animal, predator or prey. Just kinda chill and walk away, don't spook them. If it doesn't cause them to attack you as prey, there's a good chance it could cause them to attack you as a defensive maneuver.

Dog, wolf, or deer, just back up and don't piss them off or get them excited to eat you.

Please tell me more of these aggressive, carnivorous deer....


Cute.

It's not just carnivores that attack, you dumb shiat.

They've issued warnings for YEARS at the Grand Canyon not to feed the farking deer, because they get aggressive and attack people, demanding food. They rear up and put all of that leg muscle behind these small, shard hooves, and can seriously hurt you. Not to mention those "antler" things on their heads. You think those farking things are decorative, or something?

http://www.saanichpolice.ca/index.php​/​media-releases/369-aggressive-deer-cha​ses-cars-and-people

http://articles.latimes.com/1988-02-2​1​/news/mn-44058_1_yosemite-national-par​k

http://www.westernfarmpress.com/blog/​d​eer-rut-can-be-killing-machine
 
2017-12-06 11:15:46 AM  
He's a lighthouse keeper and all he has is a flashlight ?  How are the ship going to see that ?
 
2017-12-06 11:17:43 AM  

ar393: Mikey1969: Yeah, this goes for pretty much any animal, predator or prey. Just kinda chill and walk away, don't spook them. If it doesn't cause them to attack you as prey, there's a good chance it could cause them to attack you as a defensive maneuver.

Dog, wolf, or deer, just back up and don't piss them off or get them excited to eat you.

Please tell me more of these aggressive, carnivorous deer....


A white tail deer can weigh 150 lbs and, being a wild animal, it's not 150 lbs of flubber.

Whitetail Deer attacks Hunter
Youtube LNGGbozilko


Bambi will kick your ass if he feels it's best to do so.

BTW according to the googles reindeer can weigh 350-400 lbs, red deer 440, elk 710-730, and a moose 840-1500. Go ahead and antagonize one and see what happens.
 
2017-12-06 11:19:21 AM  

Pfeist: He's a lighthouse keeper and all he has is a flashlight ?  How are the ship going to see that ?


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2017-12-06 11:20:23 AM  

abhorrent1: ar393: Mikey1969: Yeah, this goes for pretty much any animal, predator or prey. Just kinda chill and walk away, don't spook them. If it doesn't cause them to attack you as prey, there's a good chance it could cause them to attack you as a defensive maneuver.

Dog, wolf, or deer, just back up and don't piss them off or get them excited to eat you.

Please tell me more of these aggressive, carnivorous deer....

Deer may not eat you but they will kick your ass if you give them the chance.

[Youtube khKrd1RNy2U image 480x360][Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/khKrd1RN​y2U]


/Shakes Trump-sized fist.
 
2017-12-06 11:23:35 AM  
Don't fall down.
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2017-12-06 11:24:18 AM  

TheSwizz: TNel: Break glass and duct tape it to your fists?

Can you not remind me of one of the bigger cinematic disappointments in my life?  Thanks.


Huh?  I thought that movie was decent.
 
2017-12-06 11:25:45 AM  

Boudyro: ar393: Mikey1969: Yeah, this goes for pretty much any animal, predator or prey. Just kinda chill and walk away, don't spook them. If it doesn't cause them to attack you as prey, there's a good chance it could cause them to attack you as a defensive maneuver.

Dog, wolf, or deer, just back up and don't piss them off or get them excited to eat you.

Please tell me more of these aggressive, carnivorous deer....

A white tail deer can weigh 150 lbs and, being a wild animal, it's not 150 lbs of flubber.

[YouTube video: Whitetail Deer attacks Hunter]

Bambi will kick your ass if he feels it's best to do so.

BTW according to the googles reindeer can weigh 350-400 lbs, red deer 440, elk 710-730, and a moose 840-1500. Go ahead and antagonize one and see what happens.


Antagonize any animal and see what it does.....at least Mike got my joke.

/lives rural VT
//plenty of deer, moose, bear and fisher cats
/// time to meet Mike at the mall...
 
2017-12-06 11:27:53 AM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: TheSwizz: TNel: Break glass and duct tape it to your fists?

Can you not remind me of one of the bigger cinematic disappointments in my life?  Thanks.

Huh?  I thought that movie was decent.


Hot Shots! Part Deux (1/5) Movie CLIP - Topper's Kickboxing Match (1993) HD
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2017-12-06 11:28:07 AM  
You have to assert your dominance, mount the animal and jam a finger up its butt.
 
2017-12-06 11:30:59 AM  
He's lucky the wolf didn't want to huff and puff. It's a lighthouse so it could easily get blown away.
 
2017-12-06 11:38:15 AM  

HailRobonia: He's lucky the wolf didn't want to huff and puff. It's a lighthouse so it could easily get blown away.


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2017-12-06 11:42:36 AM  
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/unimpressed
 
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