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(KHQ Spokane)   DUI suspect drives the wrong way on a highway, dances on top of her car hood and flees on kid's scooter. Mugshot turns this trifecta into a grand slam   ( khq.com) divider line
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2017-12-06 12:26:21 PM  
Some young guys also dye their hair a variety of colors, people have been doing it for at least 20 years.
You all sound old.

/ she's high af in that pic
 
2017-12-06 12:42:06 PM  
What's her Fark handle?
 
2017-12-06 01:11:21 PM  
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2017-12-06 01:20:30 PM  
Don't judge me.
 
2017-12-06 01:21:23 PM  
She seems fun.
 
2017-12-06 01:22:43 PM  
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2017-12-06 01:22:57 PM  
The face of meth.
 
2017-12-06 01:24:47 PM  

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So what you're saying is that she's way below your standards? I bet she has sharp knees too.
 
2017-12-06 01:25:11 PM  
You know (or don't) that I do a lot of drinking. Not once have I ever gotten behind the wheel of a car nor have I done anything entirely stupid like piss off cops. I don't understand why drunks can't handle their booze and do stupid shiat.

What's the saying? Play stupid games, win crazy prizes?
 
2017-12-06 01:25:23 PM  
I hope the kid whose scooter she stole presses charges.
Driving Under the Influence
Driving the Wrong War
Public Endangerment
Possession of Illegal Substance
Being a Big Meaney Butt.
 
2017-12-06 01:26:22 PM  

lindalouwho: Some young guys also dye their hair a variety of colors, people have been doing it for at least 20 years.


Longer than that.
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2017-12-06 01:27:18 PM  
that's a rough 27 years, there
 
2017-12-06 01:27:23 PM  
I'd party with her, in a semi-controlled environment.
 
2017-12-06 01:28:07 PM  
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2017-12-06 01:28:48 PM  
Sabra Bewley

Short for Sabrina or short for Scary Assed Biatch Run Away!
 
2017-12-06 01:29:10 PM  
Reno, Nevada?

/ you're a long way from Florida,  young lady
 
2017-12-06 01:29:36 PM  
Have her bathed, deloused and disinfected then returned to the wild.
 
2017-12-06 01:32:07 PM  
Maybe she just watched La La Land
 
2017-12-06 01:33:22 PM  
Watch out for the cold sore.

And sweet jizz covered needle in the article below.
 
2017-12-06 01:35:21 PM  
Responding officer:
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/it was in Reno...
 
2017-12-06 01:38:02 PM  

Salmon: Watch out for the cold sore.

And sweet jizz covered needle in the article below.


Jeeze, that is a Dr. Kronish level sore there.
 
2017-12-06 01:40:38 PM  
Dancing on a car hood should only be done nude. It's some kind of law.
 
2017-12-06 01:42:19 PM  

Curt Blizzah: [upload.wikimedia.org image 294x358][View Full Size image _x_]


I happened upon the movie Ghost Story last night.   https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghost_​St​ory_(1981_film)

She plays one of the main characters and is all kind of nekkid through a bunch of the movie...
 
2017-12-06 01:43:14 PM  
What has been seen can't be unseen.
Especially with those teeny, tiny eyeballs.
 
2017-12-06 01:43:50 PM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: Curt Blizzah: [upload.wikimedia.org image 294x358][View Full Size image _x_]

I happened upon the movie Ghost Story last night.   https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghost_S​tory_(1981_film)

She plays one of the main characters and is all kind of nekkid through a bunch of the movie...


Oh, yes she does and yes she is.  14 year old me really enjoyed that one on HBO....
 
2017-12-06 01:43:52 PM  

Salmon: Watch out for the cold sore.

And sweet jizz covered needle in the article below.


90% of the US population has been exposed to it by age 50, and 50-80% of US adults have it, but yeah...let's just pretend like it makes her a whore and it's super unusual or something.

https://www.hopkinsmedicine.org/healt​h​library/conditions/adult/infectious_di​seases/Oral_Herpes_22,OralHerpes
 
2017-12-06 01:45:52 PM  

special20: lindalouwho: Some young guys also dye their hair a variety of colors, people have been doing it for at least 20 years.

Longer than that.
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Ooooh that seems like it'd be delightfully campy, I'll have to look it up.
 
2017-12-06 01:47:49 PM  
I guess I'm the only one who thinks that she'd probably clean up quite nicely.
 
2017-12-06 01:47:50 PM  

UtileDysfunktion: kdawg7736: Why do people have to dye their hair unnatural colors? Attention whore, perhaps?

Ran across a young woman the other day that had her dyed a bright blue. She made it work, she was actually rather attractive.


I've always liked the blue/purple/pink/red stuff.  I mean fark, we wear clothes, women wear makeup all over their face, both genders shave hair everywhere about an average of 2x per week for adults...

...why doesn't dye fit in to that?

//very against surgery, on the other hand
 
2017-12-06 01:50:22 PM  

Stratohead: kdawg7736: Why do people have to dye their hair unnatural colors? Attention whore, perhaps?

1.  What Colors do not occur in Nature?
2. you sound fat.


context is everything.  There are lots of colors that human hair does not naturally come in.  Lots of great, cool, attractive colors.

https://www.google.com/search?biw=152​2​&bih=1442&tbm=isch&sa=1&ei=tDsoWp2FDYy​SjwPG6reoDQ&q=woman+with+blue+hair&oq=​woman+with+blue+hair&gs_l=psy-ab.3..0j​0i5i30k1j0i5i10i30k1j0i5i30k1l2j0i8i30​k1l5.19585.21396.0.21979.9.7.2.0.0.0.3​11.898.4j2j0j1.7.0....0...1c.1.64.psy-​ab..1.7.818...0i7i30k1j0i7i5i30k1j0i7i​5i10i30k1j0i13k1j0i13i5i30k1j0i13i5i10​i30k1j0i8i7i30k1.0._Yh26BK5Xfs
 
2017-12-06 01:50:57 PM  

IamAwake: let's just pretend like it makes her a whore and it's super unusual or something.


No, the fact she's an obvious whore makes her a whore. But it's legal in Nevada, so there's that.
 
2017-12-06 01:52:02 PM  
Yeah, her life is filled with bad choices.
 
2017-12-06 01:53:07 PM  

garandman1a: I guess I'm the only one who thinks that she'd probably clean up quite nicely.


She probably would clean up nicely, but have you ever been around a XTC user going through withdrawal?

Talk about sticking your dick in crazy, this is just asking for the keys to the asylum here.
 
2017-12-06 01:54:06 PM  

garandman1a: I guess I'm the only one who thinks that she'd probably clean up quite nicely.


there's already a "cleaned up" pic in the thread.  She cleaned up to...looking like some stoner chick from a small town in Arizona, or something.
 
2017-12-06 01:56:02 PM  

garandman1a: I guess I'm the only one who thinks that she'd probably clean up quite nicely.


I agree. She has the foundations for a decent look.
 
2017-12-06 01:56:27 PM  

gunsmack: Reno, Nevada?

/ you're a long way from Florida,  young lady


You know how you can tell Reno is close to Hell? You can see Sparks.

/old Nevada joke
 
2017-12-06 02:04:32 PM  

dericwater: garandman1a: I guess I'm the only one who thinks that she'd probably clean up quite nicely.

I agree. She has the foundations for a decent look.


The apparent lack of eyelashes is a little creepy.
 
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2017-12-06 02:05:06 PM  

IamAwake: Stratohead: kdawg7736: Why do people have to dye their hair unnatural colors? Attention whore, perhaps?

1.  What Colors do not occur in Nature?
2. you sound fat.

context is everything.  There are lots of colors that human hair does not naturally come in.  Lots of great, cool, attractive colors.

https://www.google.com/search?biw=1522​&bih=1442&tbm=isch&sa=1&ei=tDsoWp2FDYy​SjwPG6reoDQ&q=woman+with+blue+hair&oq=​woman+with+blue+hair&gs_l=psy-ab.3..0j​0i5i30k1j0i5i10i30k1j0i5i30k1l2j0i8i30​k1l5.19585.21396.0.21979.9.7.2.0.0.0.3​11.898.4j2j0j1.7.0....0...1c.1.64.psy-​ab..1.7.818...0i7i30k1j0i7i5i30k1j0i7i​5i10i30k1j0i13k1j0i13i5i30k1j0i13i5i10​i30k1j0i8i7i30k1.0._Yh26BK5Xfs


I kinda like the blue dyed blonds that fade to a silvery color. Might have something to do with seeing Heavy Metal as an impressionable young lad.
 
2017-12-06 02:10:08 PM  

dericwater: garandman1a: I guess I'm the only one who thinks that she'd probably clean up quite nicely.

I agree. She has the foundations for a decent look.


Check the picture and photobucket BC provided - she certainly cleans up well.
 
2017-12-06 02:12:28 PM  

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i was thinking more this
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2017-12-06 02:27:20 PM  

special20: lindalouwho: Some young guys also dye their hair a variety of colors, people have been doing it for at least 20 years.

Longer than that.
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No wonder Sam couldn't find his way home.
 
2017-12-06 02:32:48 PM  
I didn't expect this to be my favorite thread in a long time, but here we are.
 
2017-12-06 02:36:20 PM  
Yessir, she's shiatfaced
 
2017-12-06 02:42:08 PM  
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2017-12-06 02:43:25 PM  
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I don't know if it's the dead-eyed stare, questionable lesion on her upper lip, or apparent access to MDMA...but I think I'm in love.
 
2017-12-06 02:51:37 PM  

IamAwake: Salmon: Watch out for the cold sore.

And sweet jizz covered needle in the article below.

90% of the US population has been exposed to it by age 50, and 50-80% of US adults have it, but yeah...let's just pretend like it makes her a whore and it's super unusual or something.

https://www.hopkinsmedicine.org/health​library/conditions/adult/infectious_di​seases/Oral_Herpes_22,OralHerpes


Ewwww, you get cold sores.
 
2017-12-06 02:53:44 PM  

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Oh, please, there's two kinds of men on this site:  those who've boned uglier, and those who are virgins.
 
2017-12-06 02:55:37 PM  

guestguy: questionable lesion on her upper lip,


I was guessing "face plant into steering wheel while offroading under the influence of MDMA", but it's hard to tell from that mugshot...

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2017-12-06 03:00:16 PM  

PunGent: guestguy: questionable lesion on her upper lip,

I was guessing "face plant into steering wheel while offroading under the influence of MDMA", but it's hard to tell from that mugshot...

whynotboth.jpg


I was thinking the same thing, on closer look she has what looks like a bruise running up her left cheek right behind the knot on her lip.

So ate a steering wheel,  or she got taken down and a knee to the back and forearm to the neck as the cop cuffed her.

/Or it's beastly face herpes.
 
2017-12-06 03:02:21 PM  

PunGent: blatz514: [img.fark.net image 790x444][View Full Size image _x_]

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Oh, please, there's two kinds of men on this site:  those who've boned uglier, and those who are virgins.


Oh, I'm no exception; but this certainly helps...

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